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    You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....

    You find yourself going out and buying these to keep your shitty apartment from smelling like weed:



    What's even more scary is that don't hippie new age Zen Buddishts self-righteous asshole blowhards buy incense sticks? I'll fucking kill myself before I ever turn hippie.

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    I prefer Gonesh No 8....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    I prefer Gonesh No 8....


    Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

    Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

    Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.
    now i gotta find a pic of the drip candle in our bar...
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    You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....




    You can hide your own Easter Eggs.
    I actually choked on my drink with that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post

    What's even more scary is that don't hippie new age Zen Buddishts self-righteous asshole blowhards buy incense sticks? I'll fucking kill myself before I ever turn hippie.
    I think the chances of you becoming a hippy are about the same as Paris Hilton joining Mensa. All you'd have to do is think about Jimmy Page and all of the peace and love would instantly evaporate from your zen space

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I actually choked on my drink with that one


    It actually also works with How can You tell when you have Alzheimers?

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    TOO much WEED?

    i don't think that's possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Are those the little cones? I always like the cones better than the sticks. But I had this neat wood thing to hold sticks at an angle. Looked like a phillipino fish boat or something and would catch all the ashes.

    Damn. The good old days of my first apartment & my friends first apartments. Drinking beer, some wine bottle we would keep candles in and let the wax ooze all over thesides, watching Cheers & Taxi and just hanging out telling jokes & being buzzed. Back when Letterman was funny. Or even Johnny Carson.

    Comes in sticks or cones. You're covered either way. Those little oil lamps are cool too, they're inexpensive and they make literally dozens of scents for them...beats the hell out a Renuzit or whatever-the-eff that stuff is called.

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    How did I miss this thread?
    'You Know You've Smoked Too Much Weed When....'
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    I can not smoke "too much" weed.

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    Translation: If you NEVER smoked weed, you might be a spambot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    I can not smoke "too much" weed.
    Physically impossible to do, really...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You find yourself going out and buying these to keep your shitty apartment from smelling like weed:



    What's even more scary is that don't hippie new age Zen Buddishts self-righteous asshole blowhards buy incense sticks? I'll fucking kill myself before I ever turn hippie.
    Shit Kristy, we were buying this stuff in 1970 before we even knew what weed was.

    Oh dear.

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    Wonder if one would need incense for this:


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    What is that? I've never seen anything like that before.


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    It appears to be some sort of...beverage container....

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