Just remember to fuck "up", not "down"...
Just remember to fuck "up", not "down"...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
There are basically two types
a) Attention Whore
I'm not happy/losing an argument about a policy/decision/issue with a moderator/webmaster/troll so I'll start a thread about how terrible this on the pretext of leaving to give my side some gravitas.
b) Death By Toe Curler
Similar to the above but also I really need to stop spending so much time in these endless arguments online. If I start a fucking lame goodbye thread then it will be so fucking toe curlingly embarrassing I won't dare show my face again at the site and I'll be free to do all those other things I was going to do with my life like learn how to play the accordion/dominoes/speak French...
LOL!
There's got to be a third category for what ELVIS did.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
airrrrrrrrr
Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?
ELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....
Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too
HYPNOLOUNGE!
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
or boyWhy would you do that?
Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?
What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.
You might even find another girl before you get home.
Cheers!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Why would you do that?
Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?
What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.
You might even find another girl before you get home.
Cheers!Or even something in-between. Hopefully not Ann Coulter.....or boy
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Page 5.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I was under the impression that it's fairly normal to sleep with a girl you broke up with (ideally provided neither is in a relationship) just because you have a past together...
Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.
Man it can get messy and don't mean wiping your cock on her curtains
fuck your fucking framing
Exactly...
Ah yes, the old ex girlfriend booty call. I've had a couple that I absolutely could not date. It just would not work. But, a couple times a year I'd get the call. And it was on for a couple days and then we'd go our separate ways and some time the next year there'd be another phone call. Definitely good times. No dating involved at all. Just straight up bangulation.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
The only ex-GF booty call I ever went to was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord.
I found that out the hard way that yes - things can get very messy...
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-04-2013 at 02:11 PM.
To many semi jokes
No doubt. There wasn't anything mess or painful about the times that me and either chick stopped seeing each other when we were "dating." It just kinda ended. So, the booty calls would come in, usually late at nite. And who am I to turn it down?
Ah, now all three of us have kids. No more sneaking out at 2 in the morning.
Wait.......does that mean I have to quit tooELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....
Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
You're still here, ya homo??Wait.......does that mean I have to quit too
Why yes I am.......I thought that when Elvis quit and then posted an hour later that a goodbye thread was actually a hello thread, henceforth and towit why I started a goodbye thread of my own
I think I almost understood that.
Thank God someone does!
Could you explain it to me, please
c) When you see Elvis start a ghey ass goodbye thread.........so you start one yourself to ridicule him
.........
Boo hoo hoo
Always a bridesmaid never a bride
Boo hoo hoo
Sounds bloody sensible.....giving them some free entertainment....they should be proud they have such a kind and thoughtful ex-boyfriend....You do that, & as a sign of good faith, I'll register.
Hey, I've been dumped by all my ex-girlfriends too. Of course, I always nudge them in that direction, it's much easier when they leave all proud because they were the ones that ended it. They can tell their friends & their new boyfriends.
Cheers!
He said MASTER, which is what he and the rest of Team Butt Hurt call me....
And there is no "leader", we are just a group of posters who agree. And if you're too thick, myopic, and stubborn to get that, then there's really no point in even talking to you.
This whole "clique" mentality is so fucking funny to me..... but then I guess some people never really leave High School.
Every time I start to think you're brighter than Ima or c-dog, you post something like this.
The paranoid delusional idiots have to believe that there is some kind of conspiracy against them, except that in our case, those in the Blue Man Group are intelligent beings with rational thought processes.
Those whose pre-simian brains are unable to function properly become fearful that the "clique" (meaning the rational, intelligent tribe) is plotting something, and like any half-wit chimp, they attack what they are afraid of.
Just like back before the middle of the 20th-Century, the honkies were all scared that the black man was going to rape their women and the women would never go back.......
Some people always gotta believe some self-made bullshit.
So this "clique".....what are the requirements for membership?
Is there a secret handshake?
Is there some kind of ritual sacrifice? Burning of babies?
So if Loungey is the Master, does that mean all the paranoid-delusional asswipes are SLAVES of the Master? And that is why they are whimpering about it?
So is there some Messiah out there who is going to free this oppressed group of long-suffering, innocent, tormented rubbish?
"Let my stupid people join this secret club?"
Is there a decoder spy ring?
Do I have to learn tactical battalion platoon logistics command training?
Gee....being in a secret club sounds neato!
You have to attain a certain level of assholishness. I think you've proven yourself worthy.
What did you say? I can't see it....
The paranoid delusional idiots have to believe that there is some kind of conspiracy against them, except that in our case, those in the Blue Man Group are intelligent beings with rational thought processes.
Those whose pre-simian brains are unable to function properly become fearful that the "clique" (meaning the rational, intelligent tribe) is plotting something, and like any half-wit chimp, they attack what they are afraid of.
Just like back before the middle of the 20th-Century, the honkies were all scared that the black man was going to rape their women and the women would never go back.......
Some people always gotta believe some self-made bullshit.
So this "clique".....what are the requirements for membership?
Is there a secret handshake?
Is there some kind of ritual sacrifice? Burning of babies?
So if Loungey is the Master, does that mean all the paranoid-delusional asswipes are SLAVES of the Master? And that is why they are whimpering about it?
So is there some Messiah out there who is going to free this oppressed group of long-suffering, innocent, tormented rubbish?
"Let my stupid people join this secret club?"
Is there a decoder spy ring?
Do I have to learn tactical battalion platoon logistics command training?
Gee....being in a secret club sounds neato!
Pathetic.
Cheers!
Then how did you know I said something numbnuts?What did you say? I can't see it....
Ignore that moron. Limpdick69 wants to be in the clique but they won't have him.Pathetic.
Cheers!
What? I can't see your post.....
But you'll get around to it later when your curiosity peaks.
What? Come on you fucking loser! Say something!!!!
I remember one New Years Day (either 2000 or 2001?) waking up in the bed of a chick I hadn't seen since 1989...... and not entirely remembering how I got there. Guess I must have had fun
Courtney Love?
Hell no!
I think I would have been like the proverbial wolf who chewed his leg off to get out of the trap, if that happened.
Last edited by FORD; 08-16-2013 at 12:54 PM.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
