Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig?
Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig?
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Nah, Jones is adamant about the use of tuners.
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But aren't tuners part of the zionistilluminatimuslimsocialistaliencommunist conspiracy??
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Stop playing the race car, man!
Never was (08-02-2013)
it's just a pigment difference...
Melanin.
jhale667 (08-03-2013)
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Hey, he might need a drummer too, ya know?
kwame k (08-02-2013)
Drum machines are the way to go.....
They never ask to borrow beer money, they're never late to practice, and you never have to worry about a drum machine's girlfriend hitting on you all the time
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kwame k (08-02-2013),ThrillsNSpills (08-03-2013)
drummers get girlfriends?
kwame k (08-02-2013),LoungeMachine (08-02-2013)
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kwame k (08-03-2013),LoungeMachine (08-02-2013)
I just made it through 38 seconds of that shit... Jones was too lazy to find a vocal-less karaoke version of "Secret Agent Man"? Or did he intentionally want to be out of time stepping on the actual vocal...?
Based on this, bettin' he can't play to a click, either....
FORD (08-02-2013),LoungeMachine (08-02-2013)
ELVI$ Jones don't play to no click track, biatch.
kwame k (08-03-2013),LoungeMachine (08-02-2013)
Drummers do serve a purpose.....
If they ride with you, you can use the car pool lane, and if they leave a pair of drumsticks on the dash, you can park in the Handicapped Spaces...
jhale667 (08-02-2013),Never was (08-02-2013),ThrillsNSpills (08-03-2013)
But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat
He actually makes Glenn Beck look sane.
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Not as good as his death metal classic "LIES, LIES, LIES, LIE-LIE-LIES!!!"
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Then there is the avant-garde "Scum, Filth, Dirt, Slime, Trash"
kwame k (08-03-2013)
Now that I think about it, I make Alex Jone$ look sane.
Never was (08-03-2013)
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You girls should like this one...
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No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Not funny at all.
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Jone$ strikes me as a the proverbial F A T kid who was bullied all though his adolescence. I also suspect he had/has a rich daddy who complained a lot about "govbermunt" when it came time to pay taxes and instilled a paranoia and distrust into F A T little Alex's mind as a result. Despite the fact Alex obviously lacks the primary social skills required to be a higher functioning human being all he can do is become a carnival barker for all the other social rejects and retards just as fucked up as he is. Still, what gets me me about Jone$ is how he maintains this cult figure status for his disenfranchised audience. In other words, you can't believe in him or follow this F A T bag of shit until you are just as irrationally paranoid and distrustful. Is Jone$ mentally ill? That's hard to say - he is a grand wizard of bullshit and knows how to pull it off for profit.
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