Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig?
Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig?
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Nah, Jones is adamant about the use of tuners.
But aren't tuners part of the zionistilluminatimuslimsocialistaliencommunist conspiracy??
the ones that race cars on back streets?Originally Posted by FORD
But aren't tuners part of the zionistilluminatimuslimsocialistaliencommunist conspiracy??
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Stop playing the race car, man!
Melanin.
not on a race car!!!
Two words........
Hey, if he puts a band together, maybe ELVIS can get a guitar gig?
Douche Bag
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Hey, he might need a drummer too, ya know?
Drum machines are the way to go.....
They never ask to borrow beer money, they're never late to practice, and you never have to worry about a drum machine's girlfriend hitting on you all the time
drummers get girlfriends?
How the fuck else are they going to get to rehearsal?
The bus?
There you go again!not on a race car!!!
Bad idea you need a drummer to level the riser. When the drool comes out of both sides of the mouth that sucker is level.Drum machines are the way to go.....
They never ask to borrow beer money, they're never late to practice, and you never have to worry about a drum machine's girlfriend hitting on you all the time
I just made it through 38 seconds of that shit... Jones was too lazy to find a vocal-less karaoke version of "Secret Agent Man"? Or did he intentionally want to be out of time stepping on the actual vocal...?
Based on this, bettin' he can't play to a click, either....
ELVI$ Jones don't play to no click track, biatch.
And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget...
Drummers do serve a purpose.....
If they ride with you, you can use the car pool lane, and if they leave a pair of drumsticks on the dash, you can park in the Handicapped Spaces...
But every time he delivers, the knocking seems to speed up.And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget...
But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat
Depends
He actually makes Glenn Beck look sane.
Not as good as his death metal classic "LIES, LIES, LIES, LIE-LIE-LIES!!!"
Then there is the avant-garde "Scum, Filth, Dirt, Slime, Trash"
Now that I think about it, I make Alex Jone$ look sane.
lmfao!!!!
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You girls should like this one...
No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Not funny at all.
It's unkind to laugh at the mentally ill.
True.
If this guy really wanted to make some positive difference he wouldn't go out of his way to act like such a toolbag.
It's just theater and holding an audience and giving the anger management crowd something to have smoke come out of their ears over.
Jone$ strikes me as a the proverbial F A T kid who was bullied all though his adolescence. I also suspect he had/has a rich daddy who complained a lot about "govbermunt" when it came time to pay taxes and instilled a paranoia and distrust into F A T little Alex's mind as a result. Despite the fact Alex obviously lacks the primary social skills required to be a higher functioning human being all he can do is become a carnival barker for all the other social rejects and retards just as fucked up as he is. Still, what gets me me about Jone$ is how he maintains this cult figure status for his disenfranchised audience. In other words, you can't believe in him or follow this F A T bag of shit until you are just as irrationally paranoid and distrustful. Is Jone$ mentally ill? That's hard to say - he is a grand wizard of bullshit and knows how to pull it off for profit.
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