Sing along with Alex Jones!

[jhale667]

I just made it through 38 seconds of that shit... Jones was too lazy to find a vocal-less karaoke version of "Secret Agent Man"? Or did he intentionally want to be out of time stepping on the actual vocal...?




Based on this, bettin' he can't play to a click, either....

[LoungeMachine]

ELVI$ Jones don't play to no click track, biatch.

[jhale667]

Bad idea you need a drummer to level the riser. When the drool comes out of both sides of the mouth that sucker is level.

And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget...

[LoungeMachine]

Drummers do serve a purpose.....



If they ride with you, you can use the car pool lane, and if they leave a pair of drumsticks on the dash, you can park in the Handicapped Spaces...

[LoungeMachine]

And to use his pizza-delivery gig discount on rehearsal nights, let's not forget...

But every time he delivers, the knocking seems to speed up.

[Never was]

But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat

[LoungeMachine]

But is the car pool lane worth having to get a new interior because the smell of pea just won't come out from where they sat

Depends

[Kristy]

He actually makes Glenn Beck look sane.

[BITEYOASS]

Not as good as his death metal classic "LIES, LIES, LIES, LIE-LIE-LIES!!!"

[BITEYOASS]

Then there is the avant-garde "Scum, Filth, Dirt, Slime, Trash"

[Kristy]

Now that I think about it, I make Alex Jone$ look sane.

[Angel]

now that i think about it, i make alex jone$ look sane.

lmfao!!!!

[ELVIS]

You girls should like this one...

[Kristy]

No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Not funny at all.

[Seshmeister]

You girls should like this one...

It's unkind to laugh at the mentally ill.