i found a video of angel

[Angel]

WARF - these better be free dick suckings you're getting! You've already spent your hooker allowance for this week!

Hello, Mr. Complicity

And I'm the person off medication?

Love you too, baby!

If that's how you treat people you love, then please forget I ever existed.

Sayanara sweetheart, and Happy Trails to you. :bye:

[WARF]

Hello, Mr. Complicity



If that's how you treat people you love, then please forget I ever existed.

Sayanara sweetheart, and Happy Trails to you. :bye:

Spare me the melodramatics!

You're worst than one of those lifetime movies that Valerie Bertinelli stars in...

[mark wahlberg]

If that's how you treat people you love, then please forget I ever existed.

Sayanara sweetheart, and Happy Trails to you. :bye:

And, FYI, it's SayOnara... See ya Chastity Bono!

[chefcraig]

Donnie, I need more money for booze and blow! Oh... And hair dye... I gotta go back to my eminem style!

Just a word or two of warning, dude: I tried dying my hair in the 1980s using a bottle of peroxide and a blow dryer, and my hair turned a ghastly shade of orange. Now, unless you happen to live within proximity to a sports collectable shop stocking a fair amount of Chicago Cubs baseball caps to cover up the damage, I'd refrain form any sort of hair coloration.

Shit, I'm now in my fifties, sporting a David Bowie-circa Diamond Dogs hair cut, salt n pepper hair and all. I find it amusing how other cats my age are doing the "Just For Men" look, which winds up having them sport a different shade of hair every three weeks or so. You can't imagine how humorous it is to watch these dorks bleed black ink down their faces and necks when perspiring in the Florida heat, humidity and general sunshine.

Stay away from the hair dye routine, and instead purchase some quality footwear. Nothing says "I'm cool" better than the ability to remain upright, no matter how much alcohol you have imbibed.

[jhale667]

Uh, an over-the-counter bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide isn't gonna do anything BUT turn your hair orange. You need a professional bleach product... (no not Clorox) something like Blondor, Fashion Frost, Basic White, etc. to name a few competitive brands...

[chefcraig]

Uh, an over-the-counter bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide isn't gonna do anything BUT turn your hair orange. You need a professional bleach product... (no not Clorox) something like Blondor, Fashion Frost, Basic White, etc. to name a few competitive brands...

Dude, I was 26 years old. It started with me putting a few streaks in (remember that cool Joe Perry look?) and sort of went haywire. Besides, I knew it all back then, unlike today, wherein I'm fairly convinced I know absolutely nothing.

[mark wahlberg]

[jhale667]

From the "It's all we've got" file.

[mark wahlberg]

No, Cornelius.. From the "I couldn't care less about your monkey ass" file.
See ya later, Billy GIBBON...

[chefcraig]

No, Cornelius.. From the "I couldn't care less about your monkey ass" file.
See ya later, Billy GIBBON...

Ya know, as a so-called mod around this joint, I'm pretty much expected to just let shit go, however, as a private citizen, I feel I have to say ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.

For starters, anyone with the general IQ higher than that of a houseplant knows that Linc from The Mod Squad not only had the coolest afro ever, yet was a gifted actor and one hell of a bad-assed motherfucker. For another, Isaac Hayes didn't have a hair on his skull, yet came up with the Theme From Shaft and wound up playing a more than memorable character on The Rockford Files.

My point? You simply do not slight anyone over their heritage. There isn't a single person on the planet that wanted to be born, into any circumstance whatsoever. We are all random accidents, and to act as if some of us have a birthright or deserve to be here more than others is just a bunch of idiotic horseshit.

jhale and me don't agree on everything. So what? The guy is my friend. If you want to attack him on something, go for his opinions or his musical efforts (good luck with that, by the way, as in my not so humble opinion, the fucker is peerless), yet please, stay away from this wounded-KKK-member baloney. Remember, those assholes always wore table cloths over their heads to remain anonymous. Which is more or less what people posting on web sites using aliases currently do.

Knock it off, will ya? I've got beer to drink and the 2013 US Golf Open to watch, so I really don't need this crap, comprende?

[mark wahlberg]

Humor, Chef. Humor. I'm no racist, everybody who knows me knows that. Come on. I'm sure GayHale already figured it out too. Go drink your beers and watch your golf game.. Everybody's safe.

[chefcraig]

Go drink your beers and watch your golf game.. Everybody's safe.

Not really, as Tiger Woods appears to be falling apart and Phil might not see the top of the leader board. And thanks to the rain, the course is a freakin' beast.

[mark wahlberg]

Tiger Woods & Phil Mickelson sure are no longer who I expect to be leaders.

[chefcraig]

Tiger Woods & Phil Mickelson sure are no longer who I expect to be leaders.

Phil is the question mark, as he had the hot hand coming off two victories (the Scottish and British Opens). He made up some ground today, but at +3, there is no certainty in which way his game will go over the weekend. Tiger on the other hand, can't seem to make a birdie with a gun to his head. And with no one paying much attention, Adam Scott looks like he will walk away with this thing, as he is playing like a monster machine.

[ThrillsNSpills]

My point? You simply do not slight anyone over their heritage. There isn't a single person on the planet that wanted to be born, into any circumstance whatsoever.

He's right ya know. Here's the proof.