The Onion Goes "Controversial"

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16336
    #1

    The Onion Goes "Controversial"

    Seems as if this story came under some fire recently:
    Adolescent Girl Reaching Age Where She Starts Exploring Stepfather's Body
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/adolescent-girl-reaching-age-where-she-starts-expl,33551/
    EVANSTON, IL—While it may seem as though she was a little girl only yesterday, local 13-year-old Heather Perrington is now reaching that age where she is likely to begin exploring her stepfather Craig Dunbar’s body, experts confirmed Tuesday. “It can be awkward and even a little scary for an adolescent girl when she…


    "“It will probably take time for Heather to figure out what does and doesn’t feel good to her stepfather, and she may be surprised to discover acne and hair in unexpected places on Craig’s body. But it’s all part of growing up, and she should know that she is taking a very important step in life."

    Funny but ghey.

    I'm not sure why. Pretty much the lifestyle of any hardcore white trash metal fan.
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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12682
      #2
      http://host.madison.com/news/d8df422e-39df-11e4-b354-2b95922be1fa.html
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21833
          #3
          That would be a great lecture to attend.

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            • High Life Man
              Commando
              • Jan 2004
              • 1286
              #4
              The Onion has gotten its mojo back in the past year or so. Some funny stuff.

              Their new sister-site www.clickhole.com is funny too.

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35149
                  #5
                  I think this a parody of mainstream US porno sites which are full of stepdaughter and stepmother scenarios.

                  I'm no prude and I have no step kids/parents but the whole thing creeps me out and is just wrong and possibly harmful on a number of levels.

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                    • VetteLS5
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 1131
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      I think this a parody of mainstream US porno sites which are full of stepdaughter and stepmother scenarios.

                      I'm no prude and I have no step kids/parents but the whole thing creeps me out and is just wrong and possibly harmful on a number of levels.
                      Yeah, I couldn't quite see the humor either.

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12682
                          #7
                          Originally posted by VetteLS5
                          Yeah, I couldn't quite see the humor either.
                          what am i missing, what was offensive about the lecture?
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • VetteLS5
                              Commando
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 1131
                              #8
                              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                              what am i missing, what was offensive about the lecture?

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