Journey of the guitar solo

[Seshmeister]

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[VAiN]

Well that was pretty cool..

[Kristy]

No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Why not just hold up a Mel Bay book? Cocksuckers.

[Hardrock69]

Those are similar to your standard Gnashville-type players. Can play absolutely anything, and do so flawlessly.

It is a strange contrast to watch incredible guitarists who bore you to death.......players come here and become studio rats.....and it sucks the soul and the fire right out of them......like digital vs. analog.

Absolutely clean.....and laboratory sterile. You see them in the clubs, and you find it groovy that they can play so perfectly all the time. Then you realize they play so perfectly all the time it becomes absolutely predictable.

Yaaaawwwwn.....I think I will just go home......


Would rather see a soulful fire-breather who makes mistakes any day over some fluorescent-light-bulb-level calm and collected perfectionist.

Kudos to those who can play.

But unless you just do it for yourself and you never play out, you will invariably wind up playing to people.

Are you so anti-social that you are not interested in entertaining your "audience"?

And when you start a set with 5 people in the audience (plus one waitress), and within half an hour they are gone????

And you consider yourself a good, solid guitar player who can play everything perfectly?

Well....ok....more power to ya.

Shoegazers aren't much fun.

[Hardrock69]

Oh, but I have to say, those cats are great musicians, and the video and the idea of it is cool as hell!

[Kristy]

Fuck you, you pussy. Those are not "musicians" those are rich kids with parents who spent a fortune on lessons. They play with no soul. No wonder you you want to lick their dick spittle.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I vote that Krispy not be allowed to post anymore until she can prove she has any talents other than being an annoying, trolling, know-nothing weed whore.

Any seconders?

[SunisinuS]

No, that was pretty fucking ghey. Why not just hold up a Mel Bay book? Cocksuckers.

Mel Bay (February 25, 1913 – May 14, 1997)

Might be one reason....he missed out even on Grunge. Be Specific. Be Precise. Be On Time.


One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.


R.I.P. Man.

PS. Stop stealing Led Zepp Riffs Man! You fucking plagiarrriarisn Cock Sucker!

[Kristy]

I vote that Krispy not be allowed to post anymore until she can prove she has any talents other than being an annoying, trolling, know-nothing weed whore.

Any seconders?

Oh geesh~ quit crying like the little bitch you are at times. These guys suck. Rich yuppie kids with instruments and hipster friends. Boring.

[Mr. Vengeance]

YOU'RE fucking boring. Now shut up, cunt.

[Kristy]

You never did graduate from high school, huh?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

That was well done, but they're saying rock solos reached their highest level of epicness with Slash?

[Angel]

That was well done, but they're saying rock solos reached their highest level of epicness with Slash?

I first read that as Sesh, not slash.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

And by the way, did anyone else feel that he did the worst job on EVH's "Beat It" solo ??

[Kristy]

That's what you get when you parents pay for lessons.

[Mr. Vengeance]

That's what you get when you parents pay for lessons.

And you're what we get when your parents refuse to pay for an abortion.

[jhale667]

And you're what we get when your parents refuse to pay for an abortion.

[vandeleur]

And you're what we get when your parents refuse to pay for an abortion.

Ouch

[dazzlindino]

kristy...join the metro amp forum....
they have a section dedicated to edwardo van halen....
you could make a lotta friends there......

[dazzlindino]

dupe..

[vandeleur]

Oh and who knew Peter Kay could grow a beard ( uk joke )

I liked the whole thing , an interesting tidbit .

[vandeleur]

And the icky thump riff pisses me off , it reminds me of something and I can't remember what .... Tho not as blatant a theft as muse and the great toccata caper

[ToraToraTora]

Well the piano man gets his money for fuck all don't he?

[Coyote]

And by the way, did anyone else feel that he did the worst job on EVH's "Beat It" solo ??

That tapping bit was WAY off...

And I disagree with the claim that John "Superdouche" Mayer saved the guitar solo. I'd give that credit to The Darkness.

[VetteLS5]

I first read that as Sesh, not slash.

I bet Sesh has had some amazing solos.

[Hardrock69]

Hell, if anyone "saved the guitar solo" over the past half a decade, Joe Bonamassa is the one.

[Kristy]

Hell, if anyone "saved the guitar solo" over the past half a decade, Joe Bonamassa is the one.

Oh fuck, that was by fart the funniest shit you ever wrote here. Joe Poopnomosa.

[Diamondjimi]

And you're what we get when your parents refuse to pay for an abortion.

Lmao!

[Mushroom]

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A fucking bunch of robots, except the black drummer dude