Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[TFM_Dale]

I've always picture him living in his trailer park hiding under the propane tanks from his social worker when they come by to see if he has looked looked for a job

You fuckin crack me up lol

[DaveSUCKSLive]

DaveSUCKSLive is just a bitter old tequila salesman who will never accept that Van Halen is doing fine without him

Give your Dad my number, sounds like he could use some tequila. I would like to publicly apologize for feuding with you on Youtube. If I had known you were handicapped, I wouldn't have picked on you.

[Northern Girl]

Yeah, I totally get why his Dad is a drinker. He raised a self entitled spoiled brat, and he's married to a psycho that thinks chicken fried steak is a matter of life or death. Who in their right mind wouldn't try to drown out that pathetic existence?

You forgot to blame the grandma downstairs!

[ELVIS]

I've always picture him living in his trailer park hiding under the propane tanks from his social worker when they come by to see if he has looked looked for a job

Why would I need a social worker or a job ??

[chefcraig]

That is one door I wouldn't knock on. I have always pictured Elvis and anybody he actually knows in real life in a concrete walled room with guns, ammo, and canned goods stacked to the ceiling.

Yeah, but give the guy some credit here: No frozen chicken fried steal in his freezer. OK, a handful of Hungry Man dinners and some Aunt Jemima waffles, but no fucking breaded steak wrapped in plastic, left over from a binge eat at the local cafeteria-styled restaurant.

[ELVIS]

I have always pictured Elvis and anybody he actually knows in real life in a concrete walled room with guns, ammo, and canned goods stacked to the ceiling.

That's not too far off...

And I can recommend the best counselor there is...

Jesus Christ...

[Kristy]

Right. All you need is a propane tank to hide under.

[Von Halen]

You forgot to blame the grandma downstairs!

I am blaming no one. And you can ask the many that have met me from these boards, I'm not a drinker. I'm simply stating a fact. This kid is acting like an entitled 20 year old spoiled brat. His reaction to his Dad wanting to remove the air conditioner while the dipshit was watching tv, has NOTHING to do with his Dad being a drunk, or not. Now, his Dad's reaction to the brats reaction, could possibly be drunk related, but that has nothing to do with my points in this thread. Spoiled brat needs to do two things:

1. Grow up
2. Get a job

[fraroc]

I am blaming fraroc for everything.

Much more accurate, don't you think?

[chefcraig]

1. Grow up
2. Get a job

I've got it! He could install propane tanks (for the King to hide beneath) and sell heroin out the back of his truck. At last, the solution to how to replace Breaking Bad has surfaced! It's a win-win!

[Von Halen]

Much more accurate, don't you think?

Well, you did act like an asshole when your Dad needed your help getting the air conditioner out of your (his) room.

[Kristy]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

[DONNIEP]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

Will the social worker be performing the intervention? And can we get video?

[chefcraig]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

Will the social worker be performing the intervention? And can we get video?

Fuck all that, I wanna be the lawyer.

[Kristy]

Then Ford. Ford would make for an excellent social worker.