I'm sure there are plenty of people here in the army who'll lend you a cinder block or two that keeps their trailer home stable to place your crappy 40 year old Jeep on until your welfare check arrives "fix" itOriginally Posted by twonabomber
I got two broken down Jeeps to repair, fuck you very much.I've been suffering, driving my SRT every day. I can make it home from work in seven minutes!
Be positive.
Twenty-six year old Jeep...and Harbor Freight made in China jackstands are slightly more stable than a cinder block...and a lot more stable than you.
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
I know your pain... I hate it when I have to drive my wife's Mercedes when my truck is in the shop!!I got two broken down Jeeps to repair, fuck you very much.
DonnieP... I don't need no stinkin blue pills to operate. Although if I had to be in the same room with Von... it may require a 4 ton floor jack to get anything to rise!!!
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
I believe it.
Von's old as Egyptian sand. And he's a homo
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Oh, I'm in for the boring, buzzkill stories you would endlessly tell like when you saw Robin Trower back in '75 in some circus tent in New Jersey. Or when Steven Tyler didn't look like Susan Boyle
I hate when it rains and I can't drive my convertible. I like to drive thru the poor parts of town and toss candy out to the little poor kids.
cause the poop on your head gets runny?
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Ya know, I should probably change that avatar. I can't even remember why Izzy gave me that now..
Where is the spoiled brat?
1. Looking for a job?
2. Sleeping?
3. Writing?
4. Watching tv?
5. Buying his Dad a bottle of scotch (with his Dad's money)?
6. Hanging dead in the closet, while performing auto erotica on himself, like David Carradine?
You're such a fucking cunt...
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
7. Watching Trailer Park Boys and getting drunk with his dad...
Again...
YEAH!
I got better stories than that... Come on now!!
I have driven through New Jersey twice... now there's a shithole state.
Well, this is a chirpy thread.
Not sure what to make of all of this, really. It seems to me that having an alcoholic father would be remarkably tough, and even if you think that someone is being a 'brat', surely it would not be too hard to understand that. Regardless of whether a 20 year old should be living at home or not, it is over the line for a father to assault his son - and that seems to me to be what is being described here, assault plain and simple.
Me personally, I'd move out. I'd also probably not listen to any of you fuckers
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Also, if people in their early 20s can currently buy property in the US then the economy is clearly not in as bad a shape as has been reported. Over here that would be very rare without considerable parental help.....................
But I digress.......
I must have missed the good ones...
I want a Slurpee.
i want a mad sconnie burger
And a Slurpee? Fraroc's dad's buying.
The Mad Sconnie is a gahnzo patty (Black Earth grassfed beef, infused with Berkshire bacon), topped with lettuce, tomato, "frickles" (fried pickles), Sconnie sauce (zesty ranch) and served on Stella's Bakery spicy cheese bread.
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I started to think music had gone completely into the shitter when I saw that knucklehead bass player from Poison driving his Jaguar convertible with the top down...in a blinding rain storm during one of those ghastly videos from sometime in the 1980s. Contrary to popular belief, grunge did not wipe out hair bands. Common sense did.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
with an airplane bottle of vodka...
The idiot named himself Bobby Dall. I think that says it all. And yes, I know what his real name is and it doesn't make it any less gay.
Better make it two. Those damn Slurpees are huge.
should we just split a 750ml?
Well, at least Kristy loves me.
As long as you promise not to get all mad and pull my hair.
i ain't touchin' your poopy hair
Good. That settles it then. Slurpees and vodka later tonite. And bring a couple of those burgers. We'll call Warf and threaten to turn his internet off. He goes crazy when I do that.
Sorry I wasn't able to respond to your shit, Velvet Von Asshole. I was busy being in a place called COLLEGE getting a fucking EDUCATION you fucking nincomshit.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
I save them for good occasions... plus don't post in the political forums...
There's the one about the time my band was playing at the famous Mabuhay Gardens club in the Tenderloin District on Broadway in San Francisco back in 84. SFPD vice raided several of the strip clubs in the area that night and shut them down. Most of the "working" girls came to the club and resumed business in and around the place...
Hopefully it doesn't take you 30 years, like it's taking Angel.
Maybe you should write Angel a script.
Bad writer, meet bad actress.
Ah, I feel the love in this thread. It's almost like the good old days.
That's what you get for posting a sympathy seeking thread...
nincomshit??
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
any story from 84 is gonna make kristy sleepy
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