Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[ELVIS]

I have always pictured Elvis and anybody he actually knows in real life in a concrete walled room with guns, ammo, and canned goods stacked to the ceiling.

That's not too far off...

And I can recommend the best counselor there is...

Jesus Christ...

[Kristy]

Right. All you need is a propane tank to hide under.

[Von Halen]

You forgot to blame the grandma downstairs!

I am blaming no one. And you can ask the many that have met me from these boards, I'm not a drinker. I'm simply stating a fact. This kid is acting like an entitled 20 year old spoiled brat. His reaction to his Dad wanting to remove the air conditioner while the dipshit was watching tv, has NOTHING to do with his Dad being a drunk, or not. Now, his Dad's reaction to the brats reaction, could possibly be drunk related, but that has nothing to do with my points in this thread. Spoiled brat needs to do two things:

1. Grow up
2. Get a job

[fraroc]

I am blaming fraroc for everything.

Much more accurate, don't you think?

[chefcraig]

1. Grow up
2. Get a job

I've got it! He could install propane tanks (for the King to hide beneath) and sell heroin out the back of his truck. At last, the solution to how to replace Breaking Bad has surfaced! It's a win-win!

[Von Halen]

Much more accurate, don't you think?

Well, you did act like an asshole when your Dad needed your help getting the air conditioner out of your (his) room.

[Kristy]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

[DONNIEP]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

Will the social worker be performing the intervention? And can we get video?

[chefcraig]

Maybe you can role of the social worker, Chef.

Will the social worker be performing the intervention? And can we get video?

Fuck all that, I wanna be the lawyer.

[Kristy]

Then Ford. Ford would make for an excellent social worker.

[TFM_Dale]

Fuck all that, I wanna be the lawyer.

I think sharky has dibs on that.

[DONNIEP]

Let's send Warf over to fragglerock's house. He can do the intervention.

[Von Halen]

And I can recommend the best counselor there is...

Jesus Christ...

Will he make an appearance for fragilecock, or will this be a mythical counseling session?

[chefcraig]

I think sharky has dibs on that.

Nah, he's far too honest and upright to do the heavy lifting required. Plus, I never say NO to outright bribery, drug profits or for that matter, drugs themselves.

[fraroc]

Well, you did act like an asshole when your Dad needed your help getting the air conditioner out of your (his) room.

My exact words to him are "Why are you picking NOW of all times of the day?" Believe me, if he wanted to take the A/C out of my room during the afternoon, I would have abso-fucking-lutley helped him, I would have been GLAD to do him a favor. But it didn't go like that did it? Nope, all he wanted me to do was shut the TV off and leave my room (which I did) because he was already fucking 4 beers and 3 shots of whisky in that night.

As for the whole chicken fried steak episode, Mom kept some of the leftover chicken fried steak that she made and was going to reheat it and give it to my grandmother who loves it. She wanted to do a nice thing for her mother, and all because HE didn't like it, he threw it out on her.

As much as I want to forgive Dad for what he did....The problem is when he's drunk, he goes from fair-minded and loveable to completley inconsiderate of others.

[Von Halen]

My exact words to him are "Why are you picking NOW of all times of the day?" Believe me, if he wanted to take the A/C out of my room during the afternoon, I would have abso-fucking-lutley helped him, I would have been GLAD to do him a favor. But it didn't go like that did it? Nope, all he wanted me to do was shut the TV off and leave my room (which I did) because he was already fucking 4 beers and 3 shots of whisky in that night.

As for the whole chicken fried steak episode, Mom kept some of the leftover chicken fried steak that she made and was going to reheat it and give it to my grandmother who loves it. She wanted to do a nice thing for her mother, and all because HE didn't like it, he threw it out on her.

As much as I want to forgive Dad for what he did....The problem is when he's drunk, he goes from fair-minded and loveable to completley inconsiderate of others.

NOW is when he wanted to do it. You acted like a spoiled brat. Plain and simple. Someday, you'll realize that.

I love chicken fried steak. Next time I'm in NY on business, I'll flip you some cash. You can take the old man out drinking, and bonding, and I'll hang with your Mom and eat chicken fried steak. How old is she?

[Angel]

That's what alcoholic parents do. Send me a pm next time...at least I'm almost a social worker.

[DONNIEP]

I'll hang with your Mom and eat chicken fried steak. How old is she?

Get a picture first.

[chefcraig]

Get a picture first.

Nah, photo-fakery is child's play on the internet these days. You can not imagine how good I look in fishnets and high heels, fer instance. Ooops...perhaps I shouldn't have shared that.

[DONNIEP]

Nah, photo-fakery is child's play on the internet these days. You can not imagine how good I look in fishnets and high heels, fer instance. Ooops...perhaps I shouldn't have shared that.

You're a Tranny?? Pre or post?

[Von Halen]

That's what alcoholic parents do. Send me a pm next time...at least I'm almost a social worker.

Yeah, almost. 30 years in University, and only 10 more or so, to go.

Do NOT pm her fragilecock. The last thing you need is advice from a bad Canadian actress that couldn't play Dr Laura in real life, or on tv.

[chefcraig]

You're a Tranny?? Pre or post?

Neither. Like I said, it's image trickery. Then again, I did get the Hot-Snacking-Fattie's "Chunker Of The Month" Award in 1997. My breasts were humongous back then.

[DONNIEP]

Neither. Like I said, it's image trickery. Then again, I did get the Hot-Snacking-Fattie's "Chunker Of The Month" Award in 1997. My breasts were humongous back then.

Bwahahahahaha!!! Post of the day!

[ELVIS]

The last damn thing the world needs is more social workers...

Everyone needs to grow the hell up...

[Kristy]

Thanks for the info, Alex. Everyone knows social workers are really nothing more than reptilian-humiliation Illuminati/C.I.A. operatives out to destroy the family and place fluoride in our nation's drinking supply.

[ELVIS]

Make that no TV dinners, no processed crap, no frozen garbage, no waffles, no garbage...

I eat fresh meats, fresh fish and organic vegetables...

[ELVIS]

Thanks for the info, Alex. Everyone knows social workers are really nothing more than reptilian-humiliation Illuminati/C.I.A. operatives out to destroy the family and place fluoride in our nation's drinking supply.

More and more they're government spy agents employed to lead the dumbed down sheeple along the path of death...

[TFM_Dale]

Make that no TV dinners, no processed crap, no frozen garbage, no waffles, no garbage...

I eat fresh meats, fresh fish and organic vegetables...

Don't forget the 3 metric ton of bullshit Alex Jones feeds you

[ELVIS]

Make that no TV dinners, no processed crap, no frozen garbage, no waffles, no garbage...

I eat fresh meats, fresh fish and organic vegetables...

What happened to Chef's post ??

:confused:

[ELVIS]

Don't forget the 3 metric ton of bullshit Alex Jones feeds you

Maybe you should start listening...

[chefcraig]

What happened to Chef's post ??

:confused:

It's way back around #440, friend...

[Von Halen]

I eat fresh meats, fresh fish and organic vegetables...

My buddy was one of the largest supplier of fruits and vegetables all across America. I say was, because last year he got electrocuted in an accident on the farm. Anyway, he sold to Whole Foods, and other "organic" stores, and he never grew organically. He told me straight out, it's a money grab, and a lot of the stuff you buy that is supposedly organic, isn't. Even that shit is a conspiracy Elvis. You are fucked.

[Kristy]

More and more they're government spy agents employed to lead the dumbed down sheeple along the path of death...

Okay, now you're just getting scary.

[FORD]

Make that no TV dinners, no processed crap, no frozen garbage, no waffles, no garbage...

I eat fresh meats, fresh fish and organic vegetables...

But in your back yard, that "fresh fish" is probably going to be more toxic than any processed food, thanks to the treasonous destructive bastards at BP

Not that it's going to be much better around here, once the entire west coast is contaminated with Japanese radiation....

[Angel]

Thanks for the info, Alex. Everyone knows social workers are really nothing more than reptilian-humiliation Illuminati/C.I.A. operatives out to destroy the family and place fluoride in our nation's drinking supply.

Fuck. You've been auditing my classes, haven't you?

[Kristy]

A.K.A. bong water.

[Kristy]

Fuck. You've been auditing my classes, haven't you?

No, I just wear the tin-foil hat I bought off of Alex Jone$'s website for $1,500. It keeps me from safe from the global elite.

[ELVIS]

Even that shit is a conspiracy Elvis. You are fucked.

Not if I grow it myself...

Corporate "Whole Foods" is a joke anyway...

[ELVIS]

No, I just wear the tin-foil hat I bought off of Alex Jone$'s website for $1,500. It keeps me from safe from the global elite.

He doesn't sell tinfoil hats...

he does sell survival seeds and high quality water filters, though...

[Kristy]

No he sells tin foil hats.