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    Gawd, I love weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Gawd, I love weed.
    Me too. Rolling up some BC bud as we speak.
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    That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Naaaaaa, I am actually happy, thankful to have a secure job during these fucked up times.
    Man we all are grateful for a bit of that
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...
    Who in the fuck are YOU to speak on that subject!? Been found hiding by the propane tanks already?

    Go peddle your condescending Pharisee do-goody-good Christian horseshit elsewhere.

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    You're not even trying...

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    Whereas you never try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...
    Perhaps, yet you have to give the woman credit for making the effort. And it doesn't matter how old you are, if you have the will to drag yourself out of bed each morning, turn on the tv, see what is taking place in the world and not leap out of the window of the tallest building you can find, that automatically makes you a survivor.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    if you have the will to drag yourself out of bed each morning, turn on the tv
    Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Perhaps, yet you have to give the woman credit for making the effort.
    I have and she knows it...

    I'm not, however, going to praise anyone for smoking weed in the morning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Whereas you never try.
    I always try to do better, and guess what, it works...

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    Still waiting on the pictures of Mom...

    Let's not get distracted from the important issues, damn it!!!
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.
    I still think that would be a terrific band name. I could just see how cool the words "fragile" and "cock" would look on the drummer's double bass drums. Of course, we'd look and sound pretty much like Spinal Tap, but since when is that a bad thing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Still waiting on the pictures of Mom...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Or, if you're fragilecock, you lay your ass in the bed, and hope nobody comes in and asks you to do something.
    Hopefully, his dad doesn't come in and catch wind of this thread. If he finds out his personal life has gone nationwide he is really going to be pissed.
    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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    That's chicken fried chicken.... numbskull!! Not chicken fried steak...

    Last edited by ZahZoo; 10-04-2013 at 10:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I always try to do better, and guess what, it works...
    Good to see those SSRI's are working for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    That's chicken fried chicken.... numbskull!! Not chicken fried steak...
    It's still her though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...
    Jesus fucking Christ, Elbow. My life started 50 fucking years ago. I'm moving FORWARD in life, not get it going. Making my life even BETTER than it was.

    So, I don't want to work for the betterment of corporations any more...sue me. While you sit in your shack on the bayou stockpiling weapons and cans of food, I'll be actually helping people facing difficult circumstances. So, go ahead and put me down if it makes you feel better about your own insecurities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Good to see those SSRI's are working for you.
    Get your own material...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Who in the fuck are YOU to speak on that subject!? Been found hiding by the propane tanks already?

    Go peddle your condescending Pharisee do-goody-good Christian horseshit elsewhere.
    Damn, out of thanks...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    That's chicken fried chicken.... numbskull!! Not chicken fried steak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonrisa salvaje View Post
    Hopefully, his dad doesn't come in and catch wind of this thread. If he finds out his personal life has gone nationwide he is really going to be pissed.
    You mean International.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Get your own material...
    I will when you get your own manhood. Buttfucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I'll be actually helping people facing difficult circumstances.
    How can you help others, when you can't even help yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    You mean International.
    Oh, fucking swell. Once again we confront the idea of chicken fried steak...


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    For fuck's sake Von, you raised assholes for children. E.R. doctor my sweet ass. That little shit could not get my order of fries right after the 8th time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    You're a Tranny?? Pre or post?
    GOOD GOD, YOU CAN HEAR YOUR BONER FROM HERE...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post



    freaky, i have the same appliances...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    How can you help others, when you can't even help yourself?
    God you're clueless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I always try to do better, and guess what, it works...
    Yeah, but by doing so it doesn't allow you, me or anyone else for that matter the right to act all judgmental about other folks, particularly when we haven't walked five feet (let alone a mile) in said person's moccasins. For one thing, it's simply butt-fuckingly wrong, and for another, it's a fairly Non-Christian stance to take.

    And that says something, coming from me: A guy that hasn't seen the insides of a church since Sportscenter and NFL Countdown came on the air on Sundays, other than the odd marriage or funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I'll be actually helping people facing difficult circumstances.
    In the name of who ??

    The state ??

    So you can reap state health benefits and retirement ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    For fuck's sake Von, you raised assholes for children. E.R. doctor my sweet ass. That little shit could not get my order of fries right after the 8th time.
    I never said he possessed common sense!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    In the name of who ??

    The state ??

    So you can reap state health benefits and retirement ??
    I won't work for a govt ministry. Been there, done that...

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    Oh, okay, you are forgiven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    I won't work for a govt ministry. Been there, done that...
    First thing you've said right all day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Yeah, but by doing so it doesn't allow you, me or anyone else for that matter the right to act all judgmental about other folks, particularly when we haven't walked five feet (let alone a mile) in said person's moccasins. For one thing, it's simply butt-fuckingly wrong, and for another, it's a fairly Non-Christian stance to take.

    And that says something, coming from me: A guy that hasn't seen the insides of a church since Sportscenter and NFL Countdown came on the air on Sundays, other than the odd marriage or funeral.
    Dude, don't join the worldly how to be a Christian crowd...

    You're better than that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    freaky, i have the same appliances...
    How can you possibly tell the brand of Ben Wa balls just from that photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    How can you possibly tell the brand of Ben Wa balls just from that photo?
    experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    experience
    and the smile on her face

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