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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    In hindsight... most things do not appear to be deceased... it's elsewhere things get murky...

    But in hindsight, present and foresight... Von is a fucking GUNT!!!
    Von Halen isn't a gunt but his cover band sucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Von Halen isn't a gunt but his cover band sucks!

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    Bad taste man...damn...he's out there playing...don't beat the guy for doing what Van Halen can't seem to do on a regular basis and filling a void.

    Besides...bet he's gettin' paid!

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    That's not his cover band.

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    Von's a fucking relic, if anything.

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    Wow this thread sure lit up. Not going to read 16 pages but I hope everything is going good for you Fraroc. PM me if you need to vent & actually stay on topic. I have a lot of experience of not getting along with a father (from both sides of the coin).
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Hahahahaha...

    You and DONNIEP would probably take turns, you disgusting pigs...


    I get to go first!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Von's a fucking relic, if anything.
    His patina has lost it's sheen... may be due lower quality stock from the original manufacturer.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Von's a fucking relic, if anything.
    We're all fucking relics.

    Oh dear.

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    I'm not...

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    No, you're an idiot.

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    Wow, you must get up pretty early to come up with such brilliance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    How can you possibly tell the brand of Ben Wa balls just from that photo?
    Now THAT"S just funny shit!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I'm not...
    Hell yes you are. A religious relic if nothing else.

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    I'm not religious and I'm surely not a relic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I'm not...
    Dupe post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    We're all fucking relics.
    Several of us are Classic Collectables as well...

    Not Elvis though... more like a flea market bargain bin relic...

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    I'm superman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I'm superman...
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Quote Originally Posted by Sockfucker View Post
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    Ok, now that this thread is COMPLETELY off the rails, I have one thing to say.


    Wendy O. Williams shooting ping-pong balls out of her cunt. Discuss.
    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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    Ya know Fraroc? I have ta say, if anything half way memorable was produced in this thread, it's the insult "nincomshit". Damn, if that hasn't grown on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    Ya know Fraroc? I have ta say, if anything half way memorable was produced in this thread, it's the insult "nincomshit". Damn, if that hasn't grown on me.
    Only a nincompoop would say that.

    Last edited by SunisinuS; 10-08-2013 at 10:17 PM. Reason: But what the fuck do I know? I only resemble an insult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    Ok, now that this thread is COMPLETELY off the rails, I have one thing to say.


    Wendy O. Williams shooting ping-pong balls out of her cunt. Discuss.
    Would have preferred her not to shoot one into her head. And Dale Bozzio has ping pongs down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Only a nincompoop would say that.

    You're use of the edit reason field kills me! You're no nincomshit I tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    You're use of the edit reason field kills me! You're no nincomshit I tell ya.
    Thank you. I feel like then you are perhaps like 4 that notice it.





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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    Ok, now that this thread is COMPLETELY off the rails, I have one thing to say.


    Wendy O. Williams shooting ping-pong balls out of her cunt. Discuss.
    She was much more effective with a chain saw...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    Ya know Fraroc? I have ta say, if anything half way memorable was produced in this thread, it's the insult "nincomshit". Damn, if that hasn't grown on me.
    That's the title of his next book...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That's the title of his next book...
    Will it be about me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Will it be about me?
    The working title is... Von Halen - A Real 21st Century Nincomshit©

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    *cough poop.*
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 10-09-2013 at 04:00 PM. Reason: *See Wendy O Williams; "The Day I died...." Wendy O' Williams NSDC ip. 6543.12.P. PS. I just made all of that up. @SunisinuS Publications: Anywhere.inc ;)

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    You probably do cough poop...

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    What's cough poop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    What's cough poop?
    We were asked to discuss Wendy O Williams. The details were in the edit.

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    So, no updates?

    Has fragilecock's dad kicked his ass lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    So, no updates?

    Has fragilecock's dad kicked his ass lately?
    Nope, what's passed is passed.


    P.S,

    EAT. SHIT.

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    Passed as in passed you by?

    Or past as in it's in the past?

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    His dad's in the future, he's in the pasture...

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    Quote Originally Posted by fraroc View Post
    P.S,

    EAT. SHIT.
    And you want to write ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Passed as in passed you by?

    Or past as in it's in the past?
    It's a NASCAR term... means he's more than a lap down...

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