Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[binnie]

Outward appearance means nothing...

Is that what your Mom used to tell you?

[FORD]

Life just goes on and on
Getting harder and harder......

[VetteLS5]

should we just split a 750ml?

Yes. 3 ways preferably, and make it a lemon lime slurpee.

[VetteLS5]

That's what you get for posting a sympathy seeking thread...

Or a gay goodbye thread. Or so I've heard...

[VetteLS5]

It's still fucking despicable what he did.

Throwing out frozen chicken fried steak? Sounds like it was a favor.

[VetteLS5]

even though she grew up in a time where it was perfectly acceptable to beat the fucking shit out of your children with a leather strap and husbands reigned dominion over their wives.

Aaahhhh... the good ole days!

[ELVIS]

Throwing out frozen chicken fried steak? Sounds like it was a favor.

Amen to that !!

[ELVIS]

Or a gay goodbye thread. Or so I've heard...

We're saying goodbye to the gays ??

Count me in...

Goodbye gays...

[FORD]

Why is that? Are they getting raptured?

[ELVIS]

I dunno...

Is Joel Osteen preaching a gay rapture now ??

[FORD]

No, I just figured God might rapture the gays so Heaven could be more "fabulous".

What does Joel Osteen have to do with this? You think he's "gay" because he smiles too much or something?

[DLR Bridge]

We're saying goodbye to the gays ??

Count me in...

Goodbye gays...

Your inner Jesus tells you to feel negatively towards the gay? Hmm. That's something. Did somebody once over hear Jesus saying "f#€k those people"? I'll bet not. Probably said "be excellent to each other" though, I'll bet'cha.

[Seshmeister]

Why not?

A lot of people here have studied the Bible. Sesh knows it almost as well as I do, which is surprising for a godless atheist

I encourage my kids to read the bible, reading it with an open mind without being fed highlights like a sheep is the quickest way to realize what a nasty crock it is.

[ZahZoo]

I don't think you knuckleheads are going to help this kid find religion... The key point here was he needs to find a damn job!!!

I'm starting think Ford & Elvis need to find jobs too... Geez Loise... Shootin your mouths off, runnin around talkin rapture and shit being laid upon dude smoochin, pee pee touchin homos. We're trying to help this kid damn it... not ruin his life further!!

I think I'm having a Pulp Fiction revelation here...

[Kristy]

Oh bless your obstinate little heart...

Go sell crazy elsewhere... they're all stocked up here!!

Gee, thanks!