Is that what your Mom used to tell you?Originally Posted by ELVIS
Is that what your Mom used to tell you?
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Getting harder and harder......
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Yes. 3 ways preferably, and make it a lemon lime slurpee.
Or a gay goodbye thread. Or so I've heard...
Throwing out frozen chicken fried steak? Sounds like it was a favor.
Aaahhhh... the good ole days!
Amen to that !!
We're saying goodbye to the gays ??
Count me in...
Goodbye gays...
Why is that? Are they getting raptured?
I dunno...
Is Joel Osteen preaching a gay rapture now ??
No, I just figured God might rapture the gays so Heaven could be more "fabulous".
What does Joel Osteen have to do with this? You think he's "gay" because he smiles too much or something?
Your inner Jesus tells you to feel negatively towards the gay? Hmm. That's something. Did somebody once over hear Jesus saying "f#€k those people"? I'll bet not. Probably said "be excellent to each other" though, I'll bet'cha.
I encourage my kids to read the bible, reading it with an open mind without being fed highlights like a sheep is the quickest way to realize what a nasty crock it is.Why not?
A lot of people here have studied the Bible. Sesh knows it almost as well as I do, which is surprising for a godless atheist
I don't think you knuckleheads are going to help this kid find religion... The key point here was he needs to find a damn job!!!
I'm starting think Ford & Elvis need to find jobs too... Geez Loise... Shootin your mouths off, runnin around talkin rapture and shit being laid upon dude smoochin, pee pee touchin homos. We're trying to help this kid damn it... not ruin his life further!!
I think I'm having a Pulp Fiction revelation here...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Gee, thanks!
Sounds about right...
Mixed feelings about this thread. I shouldn't reply, but I will. I was the product of a single mother. My old man was somewhat of a local legend, and just got out of jail when he got together with my mother. They never stayed together. So I grew up fatherless, but also under the shadow of his rep. He treated me badly, and with contempt for some reason. So early on I realized that it was totally up to me to make my own way in this life. All up to me to make my way. At the time I didn't think it was fair, but in retrospect it was the best thing that ever happened. I might have ended up like him, and that would have sucked. As far as violence went (we were no strangers to that) he tried to fuck me up when I was 16. I was the same size as him at the time and I knocked him out. He came at me for no good reason (he was drunk and wasn't a fighter like I had grown up). Was that A proud thing, did I feel better? No. It was just hollow. Bottom line of this is I moved on from problems with parents. And if you live your life blaming things on your upbringing you truly have to get over that because plenty of others have....
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I cried.
If that's for me it's pointless..
You're right. I have no heart.
this thread deserves a sticky and can become one of the classics...
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I figured from his rants on Youtube, he didn't have a life. Or a job. A jobless tone deaf mommy's boy.
You encourage young goats to read the Bible ??
But I digress...
The good news is that I've seen many a young child's heart open up to the word of God and their lives changed forever because that's how God's word works...
That's why God's word says to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, we must come as little children...
Maybe through your children you can somehow get back to being a child, and learn to live all over again and dump all of the smug BS and the lies you've been taught throughout your life...
Perhaps then, the Bible will make sense to you because up to this point you are blind my friend...
KATY, get out of this body!
Kidding you ELVIS... Glad to see you posting again - but this way, how surprising!
Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 10-03-2013 at 10:05 AM.
Elvis...fuck off already. Your religion rapes the earth, enslaves people and has been used as an excuse for genocide.
Go play on a busy fucking freeway...
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Last edited by Angel; 10-03-2013 at 10:11 AM.
Is that what they told you in social worker college ??
I see I touched a nerve...
You don't really believe all that bullshit, right Elvis? That's just an act.You encourage young goats to read the Bible ??
But I digress...
The good news is that I've seen many a young child's heart open up to the word of God and their lives changed forever because that's how God's word works...
That's why God's word says to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, we must come as little children...
Maybe through your children you can somehow get back to being a child, and learn to live all over again and dump all of the smug BS and the lies you've been taught throughout your life...
Perhaps then, the Bible will make sense to you because up to this point you are blind my friend...
Not only do I believe it...
I live it...
Or maybe he caught the KATY...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmOBRUne_1IOh, now there's a brilliant alias.
That's a serious insult punishable by DEATH !!!!!!!
Or maybe he caught the KATY...
You believe in santa, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, and all the other fictional characters too, right?
Oh come on ELVIS, you can still take a joke, can't you? I know you can!
If you have entered your Gospel period, you can't be in favour of death penalty, in addition.
Where's the spoiled brat anyway? Let's not derail his thread with idiotic religious bullshit. Let's stay on topic.
1. Did Mommy and Daddy kiss and make up?
2. Did fragilecock get a job yet?
3. Will Angel be in the Canadian Guinness Book Of World Records as being the longest attendee of University, in the history of Canada?
4. Did Daddy finish off another bottle of Scotch, and then kick the dog? Or Mom? Or the dumbass that started this thread?
5. Will fraroc post naked pictures of his Mom?
No...
Dude, I walked away from my local 501c3 local church where I met my wife and was married because of the lying by omission of God's word that I observed...
Like the Bibie says, Jesus is the TRUTH, the way and the life and the real Holy Spirit confirms that to me on a daily basis...
It's real dude...
I don't know any other way to tell you...
But even the churches have been conned into herding the sheeple and dumbing the people down...
The veil of BS is coming down quickly all around us and I'm here to stand boldly on the truth of God's word...
Period!
And I'm of good cheer...
I was kidding...
Well, we all need to believe in something.No...
Dude, I walked away from my local 501c3 local church where I met my wife and was married because of the lying by omission of God's word that I observed...
Like the Bibie says, Jesus is the TRUTH, the way and the life and the real Holy Spirit confirms that to me on a daily basis...
It's real dude...
I don't know any other way to tell you...
But even the churches have been conned into herding the sheeple and dumbing the people down...
The veil of BS is coming down quickly all around us and I'm here to stand boldly on the truth of God's word...
Period!
And I'm of good cheer...
I believe fragilecock needs to get a job, and a life.
I knew that. And I can't really believe you've got into religion that deep.
Like Von I think you're acting - aren't you?
Doesn't mean you don't believe in God, but... so much?
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