Shit TV That Needs To Die

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 12:12 AM

The Big Bang Theory
Unfunny. So fucking unfunny. Poorly scripted. Shit acting done with shit actors. Watching the Big Bang Theory is like going to the dentist for a root canal without the anesthetic. Yeah, nerds with Asperger’s are fucking hilarious; nerds who fuck their slutty neighbor in the ass while reading comic books is pure comedy gold! Never mind the (obvious) misogyny, jokes on racism, slavery and poverty and unrealistic environments like how a waitress in LA can afford an apartment that looks like that (furnishes and all) or how university doctorates can keep other jobs without doing any work. Think of Big Bang Theory as a nerd clique for the disenfranchised who paid a lot for college but still work at McDonald’s. If you like this show then you are an asshole and your family are assholes. Asshole. Here, watch without the highly annoying over brutally overdubbed "laugh track" I laughed harder at my grandmother's funeral:

ABC Football Night In America

Like I said, fuck the NFL. Football night In America stars Al Michaels a man so fucking in love with himself I’m surprised he doesn’t make the cameraman place mirrors above the lens. Personally, I love how Al tries to make the NFL look like it has always had a place in America’s academic culture” “Manning threw into the capricious wind of regret which yielded him no results…” Since when in the fuck did football go all Shakespearian? Never mind the Olberman pseudo-political rants, the Bob Coastas teeth caps or Chris Collinsworth’s ridiculous half time analysis with superfluous graphics and how he gave a blow job to each owner of every NFL team for those “in-depth” interviews. Who knew football could become even more dull even with all the murderers it successfully employs?

New Girl

I seriously hate this fucking show. Stars Zooey Douchanozzel as a anti-hipster/hipster who happens to live in trendy apartment with three other men who all want to simultaneously skull fuck all the remaining gray matter out her. Zooey plays a teacher, too. Oooh, how entertaining! New Girl is Mary Tyler Moore meets Craigslist. Zooey has a fashion model for a “girlfriend” and Rob Reiner as her dad. Bitchin’ The plot is even more one-dimensional which seems to center around Zoeey’s pussy. You see, Zooey doesn’t just have a pussy, no, she has a super pussy that requires special attention but alas, there is no man out there who knows how to give it the tenderness and love it so desperately needs. This leaves Zooey in a bind every week where her and her pussy grow old together as the music of Taylor Swift plays in the background. Every week, people. Every week.

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 12:20 AM

just don't watch it then?

**FORD** · 07-08-2013, 12:21 AM

ALL "reality" shows.

ALL so called "talent" shows that accomplish nothing more than filling radio and record stores with mindless corporate swill which can neither write songs, nor play instruments.

FAUX "News".

CNN (the international version can stay, but not the US version or Headline News)

All the goddamn shopping channels - or at least move them to the highest price digital tiers so the fools that want that shit can pay for it. Same with the religious channels, which do nothing but sell the product of right wing hatred.

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by ashstralia

just don't watch it then?

Too much work...

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by ashstralia

just don't watch it then?

Um, okay. Thanks for the tip, Mr. Peabody.

Here's another:

Last Man Standing

Latest offering from Tim Allen who made his fame and fortune by telling jokes about what it’s like masturbating to power tools. Last Man pretty much follows the same storyline plot as his previous sitcom only this time he is raising daughters while shunning feminism and favoring sexism in the process. Tim has another token wife who happens to be educated but can easily fit into the role of Ms.Stepford when the script requires it. Also has a pro-war agenda where one of the daughters joins the ROTC wanting to enroll in sniper school to “kill terrorists” for “the fun of it.”

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**FORD** · 07-08-2013, 12:32 AM

Yeah, that show is garbage. I haven't seen so much blatant right wing propaganda come out of sitcom characters mouths since All in the Family - except you knew they meant it as satire.

Tim Allen is actually serious about that bullshit. Which is sad, because I never thought Home Improvement was Repuke pandering at all. Guess he must be back on the coke, and probably snorts it with Chimpy.....

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 12:33 AM

I don't like The Mindy Project, because, well...I just don't like Indians.

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by FORD

Yeah, that show is garbage. I haven't seen so much blatant right wing propaganda come out of sitcom characters mouths since All in the Family - except you knew they meant it as satire.

Tim Allen is actually serious about that bullshit. Which is sad, because I never thought Home Improvement was Repuke pandering at all. Guess he must be back on the coke, and probably snorts it with Chimpy.....

It's a subtle pro-war agenda and/or pro-military and a lot of shows do that but the bordering on tea-bagging ideology in the script does get tiresome.

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

I don't like The Mindy Project, because, well...I just don't like Indians.

Then you'll really want to avoid seeing the 'Lone Ranger" film.

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 12:44 AM

Dot Indians, not wagonburners.

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 12:45 AM

mr peabody... rofl

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

Dot Indians, not wagonburners.

Sarcasm.

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 12:50 AM

Clarification.

**Coyote** · 07-08-2013, 01:11 AM

Is it just me, or should "2 Broke Girls" have been a porno?

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 01:22 AM

the blonde one's a bit prissy, but the brunette would be up for ANYTHING!!!!!

rrrreoowrrr

**FORD** · 07-08-2013, 01:27 AM

I actually find it hard to believe that show managed to find worldwide syndication.

But yes, I'd take the brunette over the blonde easily

**Coyote** · 07-08-2013, 01:36 AM

Dunno, given all the attention the brunette has (thanks to that epic rack), the blonde might try harder...

**Coyote** · 07-08-2013, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by FORD

ALL "reality" shows.

ALL so called "talent" shows that accomplish nothing more than filling radio and record stores with mindless corporate swill which can neither write songs, nor play instruments.

Exactly, exactly...

**envy_me** · 07-08-2013, 04:20 AM

Originally Posted by ashstralia

the blonde one's a bit prissy, but the brunette would be up for ANYTHING!!!!!

rrrreoowrrr

Us brunettes usually are

**envy_me** · 07-08-2013, 04:25 AM

I so agree about Big Bang Theory. It's so bad. It feels like the writers have some sort on contest of who can get the word "coitus" in the script most times.

And what about How I met your mother? I hate that show with passion. Who cares about dating lives of some selfish morons. Which leads us to Sex and the city...

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by envy_me

Us brunettes usually are

mwahaha! you naughty minx.

**envy_me** · 07-08-2013, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by ashstralia

mwahaha! you naughty minx.

Lol, there! Are you happy

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 05:05 AM

yes. thank you.

we now return to normal programming.

**envy_me** · 07-08-2013, 07:06 AM

I also hate Scrubs. They are idiots too.

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 07:12 AM

there was that hilarious episode though where it was entirely a musical...

that was brilliant.

**envy_me** · 07-08-2013, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by ashstralia

there was that hilarious episode though where it was entirely a musical...

that was brilliant.

I haven't seen that one.

**ashstralia** · 07-08-2013, 07:21 AM

enjoy!

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by FORD

I actually find it hard to believe that show managed to find worldwide syndication.

But yes, I'd take the brunette over the blonde easily

2 Broke Girls hit 100 episodes? I thought it was only two seasons old. Or are you referring to Big Bang Theory?

Big Bang Theory is the new Friends...TBS plays it all the time...it's on one of your local TV stations either at 7 or 11 pm...which is the most I've seen of it, if someone has it on in the break room at work.

**vandeleur** · 07-08-2013, 09:39 AM

I quite like the Big Bang theory and scrubs is cool if only for dr cox.
But hey I don't watch a lot of tv and if I do u kinda watch what's on .
Both shows are sort of wall paper there not breaking bad etc something you plan your night about seeing .
It's sort of on when you eat your tea , plus the Big Bang is good due to penny's rack .

Penny's rack ....her left boob is clearly bigger than the right in early shows and both magically grow to larger but equal size in later episodes .
It's like carbon dating , you can date the show by the tit method. It's a little game to play while watching .
Yeah for boobs

**Kristy** · 07-08-2013, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Coyote

Is it just me, or should "2 Broke Girls" have been a porno?

Two Broke Girls

More like Two Insipid Cunts. Simple formula, really: take one part failed movie actress play her as a waitress one step away from doing amateur porn and one part sorority look-a-like girl who the audience can only guess was in a incestuous relationship with her (scripted) rich father before coming poor. Then add some sexist vulgar jokes that are far from funny mix in a multicultural cast and be sure to stereotype their behavior and presto! Poverty is cool! Two Broke Girls also borders on faux lesbianism which would be worth the watch if the writers also somehow got that horse involved.

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**vandeleur** · 07-08-2013, 11:06 AM

I would smash the dark haired one all over .
In a pc none sexist way

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 11:14 AM

The blonde looks like Chris Kattan in a wig. Pass.

**Von Halen** · 07-08-2013, 11:14 AM

I've never seen any of these shows, except MNF of course.

Then again, I've never seen Friends, The Simpsons or a full episode of Seinfeld.

Don't watch much tv. What I do watch, I DVR and then watch late at night. Mostly automotive, home improvement (because I hate doing that shit myself) and stuff like Bar Rescue. Oh, Dexter and Breaking Bad. Used to watch True Blood but it has gone from weird to really weird.

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 11:17 AM

Bar Rescue...the monkey faces that guy makes cracks me up!

DVR and watch later was why I got rid of the dish...I can get everything I watch for free the day after, legally or otherwise. Why pay $100 a month for satellite?

**Von Halen** · 07-08-2013, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by Kristy

Two Broke Girls

Twonabomber likes the anal beads the blonde one has wrapped around her neck!

**vandeleur** · 07-08-2013, 11:19 AM

Hope she washed them they can get messy

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Von Halen

Twonabomber likes the anal beads the blonde one has wrapped around her neck!

Freaky-deaky!

**FORD** · 07-08-2013, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

2 Broke Girls hit 100 episodes? I thought it was only two seasons old. Or are you referring to Big Bang Theory?

I was referring to the fact that you can apparently see 2 Broke Girls in Finland and Australia, which probably means it's everywhere else too.

I actually haven't seen a single episode of Big Bang Theory yet. No particular reason why... just haven't.

**twonabomber** · 07-08-2013, 01:48 PM

I've gotten a few laughs out of some of BBT, but it's usually when they make a Star Wars reference.

Originally Posted by FORD

I was referring to the fact that you can apparently see 2 Broke Girls in Finland and Australia, which probably means it's everywhere else too.

Oh. TV shows typically go to syndication when they hit 100 episodes. You're (I think) talking worldwide distribution.

**Coyote** · 07-08-2013, 01:55 PM

I tried watching BBT. If only it were actually funny...

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