Christian Science Church Looks Like a Giant Dick from Space

[Seshmeister]

http://gawker.com/christian-science-...m-s-1454084292

Christian Science Church Looks Like a Giant Dick from Space




The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.

The congregation, which may want to rethink its slogan "rising up," has yet to respond to the controversy surrounding their phallic facade, but they'll be forced to answer for it soon enough.

[FORD]

Either this was some really poor planning on the churches part, or they got punked by an architect with a really warped sense of humor

[ashstralia]

they got punked by an architect with a really warped sense of humor

Yep!! Teehee...

[vandeleur]

That's class

[ashstralia]

And the roof is brown...



'Keep it clean!!'

[jhale667]

[Angel]

Fucking hilarious

[FORD]

It's probably no small coincidence that one of the biggest dicks of the 20th century was born in Dixon Illinois....

[Nickdfresh]

What? No John Travolta running to church jokes?

[FORD]

Christian Science and Scientology are two entirely different things. Travolta might like the shape of the building, but Xenu's spies would drag him away for reprogramming within minutes if he set foot in the Church of the Holy Penis.

[Nickdfresh]

They'll never stop him from converting!

[Seshmeister]

Christian Science and Scientology are two entirely different things.

Not really - they are both ridiculous money making cults which misuse the word science in their title to help sucker people in.

[Nitro Express]

The Christian Science Monitor actually was a good newspaper back when people read such things.

[Nitro Express]

Human beings are strange animals. They live compartmentalized lives. You see people doing their job and they can be very scientific and logical. Then when they aren't at work they can be some crazy new age person or into crazy sound meditation and stuff. Sometimes who you think is the most logical Mr. Spock type at work when they are on their own time in their own little group, they might be dancing around naked and chanting and shit. Sometimes the most boring person at work becomes the biggest heathen at the office christmas party when they have some ethanol poured into them. It's like they are releasing a whole year of pent up emotions that they didn't know how to release or something.

[fryingdutchman]

And the roof is brown...



'Keep it clean!!'

Stained from years of fucking thousands in the ass for $$$$$....

[Seshmeister]

[binnie]

I always knew I'd be a model for something

[ashstralia]

Come on Elvis, condemn us alll, YOU ALONE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

[Seshmeister]

It's probably no small coincidence that one of the biggest dicks of the 20th century was born in Dixon Illinois....

Far be it for me to stick up for Reagan but at least on this issue...