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    I made it!!!

    after attending the Boston Red Sox world series victory parade and being in a drunken stupor. i have finally made it here to dlrarmy. not exactly the most respected and liked site on the net. but wtf ya know!

    I checked out one other DLR site. after checking it out for a week or two and never seeing more than 3 users and 14 guests at a time there I figured I would hang my hat here.

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi WARF's Vagina and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    What the fuck is that oozing out of your crusty old crotch?

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    your Mom's cum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    your Mom's cum?
    Oooh...yum!!!

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    sorry for hurting your feelings.

    for you to came back with that kind of response means that your are really pissed off but trying to act cool about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    sorry for hurting your feelings.

    for you to came back with that kind of response means that your are really pissed off but trying to act cool about it.
    Oh, yeah. I'm so mad, I can't see straight. Furious. Thank you for ruining my day.

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    Ban this fucking wigger!

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    why you stupid fucker? you just got finished spouting apeshit about peoples feelings and such. is your memory totally shot you fucking moron. so you'll post someones pic but you get all butthurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    why you stupid fucker? you just got finished spouting apeshit about peoples feelings and such. is your memory totally shot you fucking moron. so you'll post someones pic but you get all butthurt.
    Have another shot. You're not completely incoherent yet but you're getting there.

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    Warf doesn't really have a vagina, does he?

    Oh dear.

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    Well we know it's NOT Warf, he spelled imbecile right!

    From another thread.....

    "of course. Common fucking sense.

    I've been reading here for oh over a decade now and WARF has no common sense. he is a complete imbecile!!!!!!!"

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    WARF is toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    WARF is toast
    White, wheat or sourdough? I like sourdough with apple butter if they have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    I bet one of my used socks smells a whole lot better than you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I bet one of my used socks smells a whole lot better than you.
    before or after you cum inside it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    before or after you cum inside it?
    Both.

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    get a job cadaverdog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    get a job cadaverdog!
    That was it? Get a job? I'm insulted by the weakness of your insult. Good day sir.

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    I can't fuck around with you sockfucker. every time I talk with you I feel shamed that I'm bashing a mental retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    I can't fuck around with you sockfucker. every time I talk with you I feel shamed that I'm bashing a mental retard.
    The only way you could bash a mental retard is to smack yourself upside the head. You know, like your daddy used to do when you were a kid and pissed him off. You make FraggleRock look tough. And you smell nasty too.

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    I think this is how Broke back Mountain began.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    I think this is how Broke back Mountain began.
    Is that the movie with Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland? Never did see that one, even on basic cable.









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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Is that the movie with Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland? Never did see that one, even on basic cable.
    My wife tried to get me to watch it but I wasn't interested. I know Heath Ledger was in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    I think this is how Broke back Mountain began.
    as far as sockfucker is concerned. Broke Back Mountain is an acamedy award winner and prolly his favorite fucking movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    as far as sockfucker is concerned. Broke Back Mountain is an acamedy award winner and prolly his favorite fucking movie.
    It is an "acamedy" award winner. The "acemedy" of homos gave it the award for best cornholing action in a mainstream movie. It barely beat Shawshank Redemption but it was clearly more faggotty than Shawshank was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    It is an "acamedy" award winner. The "acemedy" of homos gave it the award for best cornholing action in a mainstream movie. It barely beat Shawshank Redemption but it was clearly more faggotty than Shawshank was.
    Is the public library closed this Friday? How are you going to post here? Why don't go back to DLRF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    Why don't go back to DLRF?
    Because you want me to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Because you want me to.
    Not ONLY me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    Not ONLY me.
    Fuck them too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Fuck them too.
    why don't you try and build up DLRF(ags)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    why don't you try and build up DLRF(ags)
    Build it up?, what are you talking about?.That place gets non stop traffic
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    why don't you try and build up DLRF(ags)
    Come on over! I'll make you a super mod! I don't even know what a super mod is, but I'll make you one!
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    It's like a regular mod, but you get a cape

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch View Post
    It's like a regular mod, but you get a cape
    Hey, I didn't get a cape!! Although one of Dave's did come up for sale on eBay several years back. I did bid on it, which was kinda gay now that I think about it...

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    Think how awesome you would have looked!.Not gay at all

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    Well, I coulda wore it to the Walmart when me and Warf do the 5150 Walk thru the store on Friday nites!!! Mas Tequila!!

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    With your red Sammy outfit

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    Man can you get Sammy costumes for Halloween ???
    fuck your fucking framing

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