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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Man can you get Sammy costumes for Halloween ???
    Sadly I don't think so.See, Donnie said if anyone can find one he will post a video of him doing the 5150 walk wearing it to Walmart.Want to help me find one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Man can you get Sammy costumes for Halloween ???
    DB is searching for me a Red Sammy Suit right now! I want the VOA suit! Not the yellow one either - I'm gonna go full on Red and then I'll steal Von's Buggy and me and Warf will drive around blasting the Van Hagar right up until we get arrested!! Hell, we'll just drive that fucker all the way to Cabo. When Sammy sees us he'll probably put us in the band! Hell yeah!! It's 5150 Time!!!
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    So basically were looking for a mixture of clothes that would fit Santa and Adele with a red wig
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    Sort of ...... Rollin in the sheep

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    I can see it now - me and Warf hauling ass in Von's Halen Buggy. Warf's got the Yellow Sammy Suit on and I'm rockin the Red Suit. We could even video it and send everybody copies!! We'd call it The Drunken Road To Cabo!!

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    Then when we get to Cabo, we'd buy a piñata that looks exactly like Wolfie and we'd let Mikey beat the hell out of it! Then we'd set fire to it like those ragheads do over in Iran. I got this thing all figured out...

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    I can see you have put some thought into this

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I can see it now - me and Warf hauling ass in Von's Halen Buggy. Warf's got the Yellow Sammy Suit on and I'm rockin the Red Suit. We could even video it and send everybody copies!! We'd call it The Drunken Road To Cabo!!
    Leave my buggy out of your bullshit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Leave my buggy out if your bullshit!
    I'm gonna play Summer Nights in it all the way to Mexico!!

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    Von Halen is just grumpy because his list of "things to do" around here is shorter than fagcock's employment history!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Come on over! I'll make you a super mod! I don't even know what a super mod is, but I'll make you one!
    You probably would. You could stare at Warf's vag during the Tuesday mandatory management circle jerk with all the other homos over there and shoot each other with massive amounts of smegma.
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    LMAO. He said smegma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    You probably would. You could stare at Warf's vag during the Tuesday mandatory management circle jerk with all the other homos over there and shoot each other with massive amounts of smegma.
    how can you have a management meeting about nothing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    When Sammy sees us he'll probably put us in the band! Hell yeah!! It's 5150 Time!!!
    You couldn't play guitar any worse than Vic Johnson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    how can you have a management meeting about nothing?
    I'm sure circle jerks mean nothing to you. You prefer a good old fashioned gang rape with you as the rapee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I'm sure circle jerks mean nothing to you. You prefer a good old fashioned gang rape with you as the rapee.


    can't answer or respond to the question so resorts to stupidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post


    can't answer or respond to the question so resorts to stupidity
    Don't be so hard on yourself. You resort to stupidity because you're stupid. You probably just have stupid genes. You come from a long line of idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    Don't be so hard on yourself. You resort to stupidity because you're stupid. You probably just have stupid genes. You come from a long line of idiots.
    Banned again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Banned again?

    If I'm banned how am I posting? I added the BANNED myself. You fell for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I have a hard on and a friend with one leg.
    big deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    big deal!
    Compared to your limp dick and no friend yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensible Shoes View Post
    LMAO. He said smegma.
    Ha! Listen to you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Banned again?

    Unfortunately sockfucker and WARF aren't banned..... yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    Unfortunately sockfucker and WARF aren't banned..... yet!
    Banning Warf's whiney vagina would be a good start if there's going to be any bannings.

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    you can't say "ban" on a plane
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    I think this is how Broke back Mountain began.
    Think? I bet It's the first movie on the recently watched line on your NetFlix page. That and The Crying Game make up your top two favorite movies of all time.

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    if you run out of socks you can jerk off on a sock puppet



    Which is now officially your second name after sockfucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    if you run out of socks you can jerk off on a sock puppet



    Which is now officially your second name after sockfucker
    How original.

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    hey Tony, tell your friend with one leg I said hello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    hey Tony, tell your friend with one leg I said hello.
    He said he saw you last night and waved but you didn't see him I guess unless that was some other smelly old cunt he saw hanging out on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.

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    Your friend wants his leg back. Now!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    Your friend wants his leg back. Now!!
    I'm sure he does.

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    I am the Messiah! Sockfucker is a douche!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    I am the Messiah! Sockfucker is a douche!
    You might want to hire a new joke writer. The one you're using now sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    You might want to hire a new joke writer. The one you're using now sucks.
    your mother sucks.

    i write my own stuff. pigs in a blanket will be served in the lounge before during and after my performances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    your mother sucks.

    i write my own stuff. pigs in a blanket will be served in the lounge before during and after my performances.
    Sit on a piece of bread and you could add shit on a shingle to the menu.

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    ok sockfucker. get a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    ok sockfucker. get a job.
    Get a life.

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    says the guy with aliases that get banned.

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