Sadly I don't think so.See, Donnie said if anyone can find one he will post a video of him doing the 5150 walk wearing it to Walmart.Want to help me find one?Originally Posted by vandeleur
Sadly I don't think so.See, Donnie said if anyone can find one he will post a video of him doing the 5150 walk wearing it to Walmart.Want to help me find one?
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
DB is searching for me a Red Sammy Suit right now! I want the VOA suit! Not the yellow one either - I'm gonna go full on Red and then I'll steal Von's Buggy and me and Warf will drive around blasting the Van Hagar right up until we get arrested!! Hell, we'll just drive that fucker all the way to Cabo. When Sammy sees us he'll probably put us in the band! Hell yeah!! It's 5150 Time!!!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
So basically were looking for a mixture of clothes that would fit Santa and Adele with a red wig
fuck your fucking framing
Sort of ...... Rollin in the sheep
I can see it now - me and Warf hauling ass in Von's Halen Buggy. Warf's got the Yellow Sammy Suit on and I'm rockin the Red Suit. We could even video it and send everybody copies!! We'd call it The Drunken Road To Cabo!!
Then when we get to Cabo, we'd buy a piñata that looks exactly like Wolfie and we'd let Mikey beat the hell out of it! Then we'd set fire to it like those ragheads do over in Iran. I got this thing all figured out...
I can see you have put some thought into this
Leave my buggy out of your bullshit!
I'm gonna play Summer Nights in it all the way to Mexico!!
Von Halen is just grumpy because his list of "things to do" around here is shorter than fagcock's employment history!
You probably would. You could stare at Warf's vag during the Tuesday mandatory management circle jerk with all the other homos over there and shoot each other with massive amounts of smegma.
LMAO. He said smegma.
Oh dear.
how can you have a management meeting about nothing?
You couldn't play guitar any worse than Vic Johnson.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
I'm sure circle jerks mean nothing to you. You prefer a good old fashioned gang rape with you as the rapee.how can you have a management meeting about nothing?
can't answer or respond to the question so resorts to stupidity
Don't be so hard on yourself. You resort to stupidity because you're stupid. You probably just have stupid genes. You come from a long line of idiots.
can't answer or respond to the question so resorts to stupidity
Banned again?
If I'm banned how am I posting? I added the BANNED myself. You fell for it.Banned again?
big deal!
Compared to your limp dick and no friend yes.
Ha! Listen to you...
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
Unfortunately sockfucker and WARF aren't banned..... yet!Banned again?
Banning Warf's whiney vagina would be a good start if there's going to be any bannings.Unfortunately sockfucker and WARF aren't banned..... yet!
you can't say "ban" on a plane
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Think? I bet It's the first movie on the recently watched line on your NetFlix page. That and The Crying Game make up your top two favorite movies of all time.
if you run out of socks you can jerk off on a sock puppet
Which is now officially your second name after sockfucker
How original.if you run out of socks you can jerk off on a sock puppet
Which is now officially your second name after sockfucker
hey Tony, tell your friend with one leg I said hello.
He said he saw you last night and waved but you didn't see him I guess unless that was some other smelly old cunt he saw hanging out on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
Your friend wants his leg back. Now!!
I'm sure he does.
I am the Messiah! Sockfucker is a douche!
You might want to hire a new joke writer. The one you're using now sucks.
your mother sucks.
i write my own stuff. pigs in a blanket will be served in the lounge before during and after my performances.
Sit on a piece of bread and you could add shit on a shingle to the menu.your mother sucks.
i write my own stuff. pigs in a blanket will be served in the lounge before during and after my performances.
ok sockfucker. get a job.
Get a life.
says the guy with aliases that get banned.
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