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    **Breaking News: VAN HALEN Brings Peace to the Middle East!**



    Hurry up and watch this before the corporate vampires kill it!
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    That is fucking awesome
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Haha!

    Awesome.

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    Thanks , Ford! That was one of the highlights of the day!
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    Totally!









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    I was watching that last night - when the symbols transformed into the =VH= I about shat my pants! So fucking awesome! Love how two days later Van Halen is still playing.
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Fabuloso!! Brillante!!! Gracias Ford.

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    Why is Dave's hair so short?

    Why isn't Dave jumping from the drum riser?

    Why isn't Dave doing any screams?






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    I've got this up on my Facebook page...friggin' awesome...

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    part II


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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Why is Dave's hair so short?

    Why isn't Dave jumping from the drum riser?

    Why isn't Dave doing any screams?






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    Those background vocals are piped in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    those background vocals are piped in!
    yes !!!!

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    I love the guy in the front during the main clip. "No way, NO WAY!!"

    He is all of us.

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    They killed it.

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    SHIT! I am running late and you've made me later!!!! BASTARDS!!!!

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    Awesome, South Park and VH still rule...
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    That was so fucking cool and so unexpected!!
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    Dave should have said, "Look at all the Jews and Muslims here tonight!!!"

    EPIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    That is fucking awesome
    That Southpark episode fucking sucked. Trey and Matt are all out of original ideas. Oh well, they can still steal from major movie line plots.

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    Fuck it ,I thought that was great.

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    You're autistic, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    That Southpark episode fucking sucked.
    I have never seen this show.

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    I don't doubt it. I also don't doubt you never left your house and been anywhere since 1985.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You're autistic, aren't you?
    Why thank you

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    Utter bullshit!! Wheres Mike?? Lip syncing is unacceptable..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I don't doubt it. I also don't doubt you never left your house and been anywhere since 1985.

    I'm coming to Colorado this winter! Are you ready?

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    Will Kristy pitch or catch? That is the question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    I was watching that last night - when the symbols transformed into the =VH= I about shat my pants! So fucking awesome! Love how two days later Van Halen is still playing.
    I can't even imagine what is was like to see that unexpectedly. I would have totally FREAKED!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    I was watching that last night - when the symbols transformed into the =VH= I about shat my pants! So fucking awesome! Love how two days later Van Halen is still playing.
    I can not imagine what it would have been like to see that unexpectedly. I would have totally FREAKED OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Dave should have said, "Look at all the Jews and Muslims here tonight!!!"

    EPIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Will Kristy pitch or catch? That is the question.
    Depends how much pot you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    I'm coming to Colorado this winter! Are you ready?
    Ready for what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Ready for what?
    I'm going to fuck you.

    I'll bring the weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    I'm going to fuck you.

    I'll bring the weed.
    You better bring some lube too just in case the only entry is from the back!

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    Von, you couldn't fuck a feces-throwing monkey as a petting zoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Von, you couldn't fuck a feces-throwing monkey as a petting zoo.
    So, it's a date then.

    I'll bring the camera too.

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    Oh look! Von thinks rape culture is funny.

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    Von's favourite chat up line is :
    Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you .


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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Von's favourite chat up line is :
    Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you .

    Such the romantic fool!

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