Kristy's BEST & WORST Album Offerings In 2013

[Kristy]

As for the best, there were some surprises seeing 2013 didn't suck as much in the music department as much as I thought it would. The best will take some time to post but as for the worst there was was only two that came across my ears. One of which was thus:



There are dogs and then there is Animal. Maybe I don't get Terri Nunn and her whole pseudo-sexualized approach to songwriting and I'm not sure I ever want to. For a person such as myself who can be open to listening to just abut anything one spin of this made me want to run out any purchase the entire Zep catalog. This tripe sounds like it was dated from 1998 pre-My Space electronica as Nun belts out

"Can you feel the animal? I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill of you..."

(gag)

Nunn, who must be what, in her mid to late 50's now is going all cougar town for the tweeny town dance market. Nothing here works, and even if it did it's some 15 to 20 years out of date. Much like Nunn herself.

The other was this one, obviously:



I'd love to flatten Katie Crutchfield face with a shovel. Bitch cannot sing, write or play yet, somehow, she is asslicked and worshiped as being "genius." This is post-My Space ghey pop for disillusioned emo kids and community college dropouts who study "art" but never produced anything above a finger painting. Katie Crutchfield is that whining brat you find sitting alone at a Denny's 3:00A.M. writing "poetry" on napkins so she can perform them later on her out-of-tune guitar in front of Starbucks sippers who refuse to find themselves a job. Just a horrid, deplorable record.

[Terry]

Hmmm.

Had no idea Teri Nunn / Berlin were still making records.

[TFM_Dale]

Hmmm.

Had no idea Teri Nunn / Berlin were still making records.

And why would you? What would really shock me is if anybody bought the damn thing (looking at you Kristy).

[Kristy]

No, I first heard that Berlin album on some internet streaming radio which played the damned thing - in its entirety

[TFM_Dale]

No, I first heard that Berlin album on some internet streaming radio which played the damned thing - in its entirety

You are a braver soul than I, just thinking about listening to it scares the crap out of me.

[SunisinuS]

As for the best, there were some surprises seeing 2013 didn't suck as much in the music department as much as I thought it would. The best will take some time to post but as for the worst there was was only two that came across my ears. One of which was thus:



There are dogs and then there is Animal. Maybe I don't get Terri Nunn and her whole pseudo-sexualized approach to songwriting and I'm not sure I ever want to. For a person such as myself who can be open to listening to just abut anything one spin of this made me want to run out any purchase the entire Zep catalog. This tripe sounds like it was dated from 1998 pre-My Space electronica as Nun belts out

"Can you feel the animal? I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill of you..."

(gag)

Nunn, who must be what, in her mid to late 50's now is going all cougar town for the tweeny town dance market. Nothing here works, and even if it did it's some 15 to 20 years out of date. Much like Nunn herself.

The other was this one, obviously:



I'd love to flatten Katie Crutchfield face with a shovel. Bitch cannot sing, write or play yet, somehow, she is asslicked and worshiped as being "genius." This is post-My Space ghey pop for disillusioned emo kids and community college dropouts who study "art" but never produced anything above a finger painting. Katie Crutchfield is that whining brat you find sitting alone at a Denny's 3:00A.M. writing "poetry" on napkins so she can perform them later on her out-of-tune guitar in front of Starbucks sippers who refuse to find themselves a job. Just a horrid, deplorable record.

All I can say if I live long enough....it will be hilarious to see Kristy at 50. Apparently then the rules will not apply....or she would have committed suicide. You know. 40 is death. At least wiki it.

Kristy wrote "Logan's Run".*


*PS It's people.

[wolfsbane]

Which albums were the best?

[FORD]

I'll admit to listening to Berlin in the 80s. Driven by teenage hormonal lust, of course. It's not like they ever actually offered much musically.

[Mushroom]

As for the best, I feel it when you touch my body and you know what I really want, I want my fill
(gag)

Come up for air honeybabysweetiedoll. Best of 2013 is, by default, Van Halen's 2012 release A Different Kind of Truth.

Worst of 2013: Sammy Hagar and friends

[binnie]

I like the cover of the Berlin album.

Can't imagine I'd ever want to get passed that.......

[Kristy]

I'll just post covers of some. None of your cretins are cerebral enough to understand music






Ah, fuck this, taking too long. There is about 30 others but eh.