Well, you almost got rid of me guys. Got attacked by a psycho the other night. Tried to bash my head in with a vacuum cleaner.
Boy, they're not kidding when they say head wounds bleed a lot...
I feel like death warmed over...
Well, you almost got rid of me guys. Got attacked by a psycho the other night. Tried to bash my head in with a vacuum cleaner.
Boy, they're not kidding when they say head wounds bleed a lot...
I feel like death warmed over...
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
A few more details, please. Are we talking a door-to-door Kirby salesman, or the more mysterious guy that helped Walt go into hiding on Breaking Bad?
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
A "friend" I was helping out with a place to stay. He was drunk and in a mood to argue. I decided to go for a drive and heard a noise behind me just as I was opening the door. Turned, saw him grab the vacuum and boom...I'm coming to with blood pouring out of my head.
Guess I should've waited till he was sober to tell him to get the fuck out. He's been charged with attempted murder, I think. That's what the cops were recommending anyway.
I thought I was goner for sure...but I came home from the hospital, wrote a paper, drove to the uni to turn it on and then went to class. I just hope the paper isn't full of gibberish and ia referenced properly, lol.
Doc said week off. Of course, he didn't offer to cover my wages so...off to work today. I promised him I wouldn't drive...what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
WARF and DonnieP are, I'm sure, disappointed that he wasn't successful. Maybe next time guys...
Thank God you are OK.
Glad your ok angel and looking forward to some decent hoover gags
Last edited by vandeleur; 11-19-2013 at 10:15 AM. Reason: My usual half arsed spelling
fuck your fucking framing
Pics or it didn't happen.
You're kind enough to let the dolt flop on your couch and he tries to bash your head in? Ungrateful wretch. Glad you're OK.Originally Posted by Angel
Yeah. That sucks!Glad you me ok angel and looking forward to some decent hover gags
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Glad I didn't mention my vasectomy
She doesn't. Maybe that was the problem.
Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?Glad your ok angel and looking forward to some decent hover gags
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!
Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Hoover: This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, Dean Wormer, but do you think you could give us one more chance?
I'm so glad that you weren't killed Angel. Hell, you're the one of the few that stick up for me when Von or Krusty attack me.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
Angel, the only reason Fragile Cock is glad you weren't killed, is because you stick up for him!! Ha ha ha!
Don't take this the wrong way, but you need new friends... what the hell?? I don't know anyone who would try to bash me with a vacuum, much less in my own house.
Maybe he thought you were bigfoot or some other hideous monster.
My brother hit me with a broom when we were duking it out at my parents house once. He was getting his butt kicked so he picked it up and tried to break it over my head. I barely managed to block it with my forearm and ended up with a big knot on it. My other brother smacked me in the face with an old radiator hose when we we're duking it out but that was outside. I guess I'm lucky a vacuum cleaner wasn't nearby.
Unholy shit!
As much as we would like to see you down here, glad that you didn't have to make the trip this time.
Now, as far as this so-called "friend" is concerned, hope somebody sends him down soon. The dragons need a new chew toy.
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Seems like I've been there done that. You don't need anybody to stick up for you. Just keep fighting back and eventually they'll get tired of fucking with you. I would sympathize but I don't like you either.
I concur. Nobody deserves this except stupid white trash numbskulls without self esteem.
Angel. I hope you never put yourself in this type of situation again.
I felt bad for the guy cause his partner locked him out and changed the locks. Now I know why...I concur. Nobody deserves this except stupid white trash numbskulls without self esteem.
Angel. I hope you never put yourself in this type of situation again.
Do you honestly think either Warf or I wish you had been seriously injured? I know we're the root of all evil in the world, but really?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Nah...that was just concussion brain talking...
You two are a special kind of dangerous...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
We're Special Olympics kind of special.
Yup, with the words "hopelessly inept" included in the caption. If Don and Wurf were sent as a two-man hit team to take me under, I would not rely on my own interpretation of the skills of John Reese, the black suited guy from CBS' Person of Interest.
I'd simply stand back and watch as the two fumble-fingers passed the gun to each other, dropped it, then simultaneously shot each other, one in the groin and the other in a kneecap, with a single bullet.
Stop insulting them.
His "partner"? Was he a fag? Don't tell me you got beat up by a fag wielding a vacuum cleaner.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!
Well, then he needs to watch more Seinfeld then, because he's using the vacuum all wrong........
"I'm not wearing any pants.
The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.
Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles.
Deranged, couch-dwelling rump ranger attacks woman with vacuum attachment in bizarre, frenzied Dyson ball roid rage.
Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York.
Film at 11."
Glad you're OK Angel.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Hey, at least you're alive...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Nah... just old school, short bus style.
Speaking of concussion brain...caller asked how I was today. I replied I'm welcome...
Then I confirmed another persons resignation...was supposed to be registration.
And Von...I would post pics, but:
a) can't hold my hair apart and hold camera and mirror at the same time...I tried.
b) I should've taken a picture the red water after rinsing my coat out in the bathtub. GROSS!!!
Breaking News!! Angel's attacker has been spotted! More about that, after this...
Lmfao!!!Breaking News!! Angel's attacker has been spotted! More about that, after this...
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No stitches?
No apology?
I didn't crack her in the melon with a vacuum cleaner!No apology?
Classy Von Halen! Glad you're OK Angel. The hair will cover the scar.
Oh dear.
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