Still alive and kicking!

[cadaverdog]

A "friend" I was helping out with a place to stay. He was drunk and in a mood to argue. I decided to go for a drive and heard a noise behind me just as I was opening the door. Turned, saw him grab the vacuum and boom...I'm coming to with blood pouring out of my head.

Guess I should've waited till he was sober to tell him to get the fuck out. He's been charged with attempted murder, I think. That's what the cops were recommending anyway.

I thought I was goner for sure...but I came home from the hospital, wrote a paper, drove to the uni to turn it on and then went to class. I just hope the paper isn't full of gibberish and ia referenced properly, lol.

Doc said week off. Of course, he didn't offer to cover my wages so...off to work today. I promised him I wouldn't drive...what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Maybe he thought you were bigfoot or some other hideous monster.

[cadaverdog]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you need new friends... what the hell?? I don't know anyone who would try to bash me with a vacuum, much less in my own house.

My brother hit me with a broom when we were duking it out at my parents house once. He was getting his butt kicked so he picked it up and tried to break it over my head. I barely managed to block it with my forearm and ended up with a big knot on it. My other brother smacked me in the face with an old radiator hose when we we're duking it out but that was outside. I guess I'm lucky a vacuum cleaner wasn't nearby.

[Satan]

A "friend" I was helping out with a place to stay. He was drunk and in a mood to argue. I decided to go for a drive and heard a noise behind me just as I was opening the door. Turned, saw him grab the vacuum and boom...I'm coming to with blood pouring out of my head.

Guess I should've waited till he was sober to tell him to get the fuck out. He's been charged with attempted murder, I think. That's what the cops were recommending anyway.

I thought I was goner for sure...but I came home from the hospital, wrote a paper, drove to the uni to turn it on and then went to class. I just hope the paper isn't full of gibberish and ia referenced properly, lol.

Doc said week off. Of course, he didn't offer to cover my wages so...off to work today. I promised him I wouldn't drive...what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Unholy shit!

As much as we would like to see you down here, glad that you didn't have to make the trip this time.

Now, as far as this so-called "friend" is concerned, hope somebody sends him down soon. The dragons need a new chew toy.

[cadaverdog]

I'm so glad that you weren't killed Angel. Hell, you're the one of the few that stick up for me when Von or Krusty attack me.

Seems like I've been there done that. You don't need anybody to stick up for you. Just keep fighting back and eventually they'll get tired of fucking with you. I would sympathize but I don't like you either.

[Mushroom]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you need new friends... what the hell?? I don't know anyone who would try to bash me with a vacuum, much less in my own house.

I concur. Nobody deserves this except stupid white trash numbskulls without self esteem.

Angel. I hope you never put yourself in this type of situation again.

[Angel]

I concur. Nobody deserves this except stupid white trash numbskulls without self esteem.

Angel. I hope you never put yourself in this type of situation again.

I felt bad for the guy cause his partner locked him out and changed the locks. Now I know why...

[DONNIEP]

WARF and DonnieP are, I'm sure, disappointed that he wasn't successful. Maybe next time guys...

Do you honestly think either Warf or I wish you had been seriously injured? I know we're the root of all evil in the world, but really?

[Angel]

Do you honestly think either Warf or I wish you had been seriously injured? I know we're the root of all evil in the world, but really?

Nah...that was just concussion brain talking...

[ZahZoo]

Do you honestly think either Warf or I wish you had been seriously injured? I know we're the root of all evil in the world, but really?

You two are a special kind of dangerous...

[DONNIEP]

You two are a special kind of dangerous...

We're Special Olympics kind of special.

[chefcraig]

You two are a special kind of dangerous...

Yup, with the words "hopelessly inept" included in the caption. If Don and Wurf were sent as a two-man hit team to take me under, I would not rely on my own interpretation of the skills of John Reese, the black suited guy from CBS' Person of Interest.

I'd simply stand back and watch as the two fumble-fingers passed the gun to each other, dropped it, then simultaneously shot each other, one in the groin and the other in a kneecap, with a single bullet.

[Angel]

We're Special Olympics kind of special.

Stop insulting them.

[Von Halen]

I felt bad for the guy cause his partner locked him out and changed the locks. Now I know why...

His "partner"? Was he a fag? Don't tell me you got beat up by a fag wielding a vacuum cleaner.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!

[Satan]

His "partner"? Was he a fag? Don't tell me you got beat up by a fag wielding a vacuum cleaner.

Well, then he needs to watch more Seinfeld then, because he's using the vacuum all wrong........

[chefcraig]

His "partner"? Was he a fag? Don't tell me you got beat up by a fag wielding a vacuum cleaner.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!

"I'm not wearing any pants.

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.

Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles.

Deranged, couch-dwelling rump ranger attacks woman with vacuum attachment in bizarre, frenzied Dyson ball roid rage.

Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York.

Film at 11."