The greatest music video ever

[WARF]

Stacey Q gettin' fucked in some softcore 80's video from her band SSQ!

I think i'm gonna go jerk off!

[Kristy]

Ghey.

[WARF]

Kristy get some lube... let's masturbate together! It's Stacey Q!!!

[Kristy]

Fuck off, WARF. Bet her face now looks like Phil Collins with a vag that resembles 3 day old toast.

[WARF's Vagina]

I just shot a load of cum into my girlfriend's ass.

[WARF]

Fuck off, WARF. Bet her face now looks like Phil Collins with a vag that resembles 3 day old toast.

I'd fuck her now in her 50's even though her face looks like a suitcase!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Bet her face now looks like Phil Collins with a vag that resembles 3 day old toast.

So, in other words, you, naked in front of a mirror.

[Kristy]

Yeah, in other words, asshole.

[Seshmeister]

2013

[WARF]

I'd eat the corn out of Stacey Q's shit! I'm fucking high as fuck!!!!!

[WARF]

Seshmeister.... put the sesh mistress to sleep and masturbate to Stacey Q!!!! She's hot as hell!!!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Yeah, in other words, asshole.

Uh oh...somebody is upsetttttt.

It's not my fault you're a worn out, pot head, cum dumpster.

[Kristy]

2013

Does she go shopping before a stage performance?

[WARF]

That's a hot 55 year old piece of poontang!

[vandeleur]

Her fanny would have cob webs
I can't dive at 55

[cadaverdog]

I just had some faggot shoot a load of cum into my ass.

I'm sure that wasn't the first time even though you prefer ass to mouth cumshots.

[Mushroom]

Ridden hard, put away wet. Now she needs lube for that dry snatch.

[WARF's Vagina]

I'm sure that wasn't the first time even though you prefer ass to mouth cumshots.

oh my goodness. How old are you? 54? and you're gonna quote people's posts and then change them to your own agaenda, sockfucker?

[cadaverdog]

oh my goodness. How old are you? 54? and you're gonna quote people's posts and then change them to your own agaenda, sockfucker?

I guess math isn't your strong suit. Or spelling for that matter. If you liked that, you'll really love the next one.

[cadaverdog]

I love to suck huge cocks and swallow massive amounts of sperm

You like that better?

[BITEYOASS]

Fuck you WARF! This is the greatest music video EVER!

[Mushroom]

Fuck you WARF! This is the greatest music video EVER!

That singer is a dirty toothless tweaker. He's not smiling because of all the titties.

[Satan]

I never fucking even heard of "SSQ" or saw this (obviously not MTV friendly) video before, but it seems fairly obvious they were trying to cash in on the territory Berlin had already staked out at the time.

[WARF]

Fuck you WARF! This is the greatest music video EVER!

Edit: Wrong Helix video with the underraged Traci Lords topless.

Carry on.

[WARF]

I never fucking even heard of "SSQ" or saw this (obviously not MTV friendly) video before, but it seems fairly obvious they were trying to cash in on the territory Berlin had already staked out at the time.

This sounds like the SKINAMAX version of Berlin "The Metro".

[Satan]

The Traci Lords issue of Penthouse is somewhere here in Hell (hopefully in a non-flammable corner).

Irony being that at the time I purchased the issue, the "controversy" was supposed to be the nude photos of Vanessa Williams (then Miss America) with another chick. Nobody knew at the time that the girl who posed for the centerfold, who listed her age as "22" was considerably younger than that.... by about 7 years.

[WARF]

I came across the Helix - Traci Lords video in the basement at my parents house years ago... lol

There was a X-Rated VHS of music videos with Stacey Q / Traci Lords and a bunch of other adult music videos...

It was called Red Hot Rocks.

I believe there was a version of Queen Body Language that was a borderline porno lol....

[Satan]

Supposedly Duran Duran had to censor some of their videos to get on MTV, but I've never seen where they were so "offensive".

A couple of girls in lingerie riding a big candy cane isn't exactly porn...... Must have been the topless mud wrestling?

[SunisinuS]

They showed Manclit. Some wolf got hungry and took it....80's surgeons and shark cartilage.....later they worked on MJ.

[cadaverdog]

The Traci Lords issue of Penthouse is somewhere here in Hell (hopefully in a non-flammable corner).

Irony being that at the time I purchased the issue, the "controversy" was supposed to be the nude photos of Vanessa Williams (then Miss America) with another chick. Nobody knew at the time that the girl who posed for the centerfold, who listed her age as "22" was considerably younger than that.... by about 7 years.

She did another dirty magazine photo shoot when she was underage that I had a copy of back in the 80s. I remember spanking the monkey to it several times. It was Leg Show or Swank I think. I also saw pictures of her and John Holmes fucking in a magazine. She must have been really young then.