Just a Month Away Now...

[Kristy]

And the shit goes legal! For REAL!



I'm counting down the days. So I hope all of you cretins in your backwoods redneck shithole states have a crappy 2014! I'll be higher than a kite throughout most of it.

I hope they go from medicinal to retail you know, for convenience:

https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/colorado/south-denver-dtc/the-hemp-center-2?c=dispensaries

[Mushroom]

And the shit goes legal! For REAL!

Oh great. Now you're really going to stink like a fucking hippie.

[Kristy]

Better than looking like a hippie. Hippie.

[DONNIEP]

Hippies suck. Filthy creatures. No wonder they were in to free love - who the hell would pay to fuck a hippie?

[Kristy]

Hippies do suck. And you can surely bet they are the ones who will fuck up the whole legalization with their fucking Bob Marley CDs, tye-dyes and impromptu drum circles. Disgusting. They are the main reason why I left Boulder. Well them and all of those fucking rich yuppies who drive Suburus with their "Free Tibet" shit plastered all over the bumpers.

[WARF]

Jerry Garcia was a F A T failure of a musician and the only thing I regret about his career is his fans (and band) didn't die in a massive concert fire ignited from the patchouli oil of an unbathed hippie!

[DONNIEP]

Jerry Garcia was a F A T failure of a musician and the only thing I regret about his career is his fans (and band) didn't die in a massive concert fire ignited from the patchouli oil of an unbathed hippie!

The Grateful Dead sucked balls! Bunch of stoned hippies wandering around on stage playing shit music. I'm gonna go to Walmart and buy a container of Cherry Garcia and bring it home and shoot it!!

[Kristy]

Jerry Garcia was boring. 22-minute hippie jams nearly destroyed rock&roll - just ask any brain dead fan of Zeppelin.

[WARF]

They should put all the Led Zeppelin, doors, grateful dead, phish, and Dave Matthew fans into massive room with a 10 foot foam ceiling and shoot off pyrotechnics in there!

And let there only be one exit with a door the only opens inwards!

[Satan]

The Grateful Dead sucked balls! Bunch of stoned hippies wandering around on stage playing shit music. I'm gonna go to Walmart and buy a container of Cherry Garcia and bring it home and shoot it!!

OK..... first of all, I don't agree with your opinion of the Dead, but to each their own.

But to pick on a defenseless pint of ice cream, that's just over the top.

As you can imagine, it's not easy to ship ice cream into Hell, but Jerry and I have managed to get Cherry Garcia imported here. People down here would sell their soul for the stuff..... if it wasn't already too late for that.

[Satan]

[Kristy]

OK..... first of all, I don't agree with your opinion of the Dead, but to each their own.

I can see why. 3 hour guitar solos are hell to listen to.

[DONNIEP]

Satan, I usually agree with you. But this? This is just God awful. It's too bad the lighting rig didn't collapse and take out the whole band.

[WARF]

I just watched that YouTube and envisioned Jeff Bridges playing that fat sack of shit in an upcoming film.

Where's my insulin?!

[DONNIEP]

If Jeff Bridges plays Hippie Garcia I'll burn my copy of Against All Odds!!