And the shit goes legal! For REAL!
I'm counting down the days. So I hope all of you cretins in your backwoods redneck shithole states have a crappy 2014! I'll be higher than a kite throughout most of it.
I hope they go from medicinal to retail you know, for convenience:
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Oh great. Now you're really going to stink like a fucking hippie.Originally Posted by Kristy
Better than looking like a hippie. Hippie.
Hippies suck. Filthy creatures. No wonder they were in to free love - who the hell would pay to fuck a hippie?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Hippies do suck. And you can surely bet they are the ones who will fuck up the whole legalization with their fucking Bob Marley CDs, tye-dyes and impromptu drum circles. Disgusting. They are the main reason why I left Boulder. Well them and all of those fucking rich yuppies who drive Suburus with their "Free Tibet" shit plastered all over the bumpers.
Jerry Garcia was a F A T failure of a musician and the only thing I regret about his career is his fans (and band) didn't die in a massive concert fire ignited from the patchouli oil of an unbathed hippie!
The Grateful Dead sucked balls! Bunch of stoned hippies wandering around on stage playing shit music. I'm gonna go to Walmart and buy a container of Cherry Garcia and bring it home and shoot it!!
Jerry Garcia was boring. 22-minute hippie jams nearly destroyed rock&roll - just ask any brain dead fan of Zeppelin.
They should put all the Led Zeppelin, doors, grateful dead, phish, and Dave Matthew fans into massive room with a 10 foot foam ceiling and shoot off pyrotechnics in there!
And let there only be one exit with a door the only opens inwards!
OK..... first of all, I don't agree with your opinion of the Dead, but to each their own.
But to pick on a defenseless pint of ice cream, that's just over the top.
As you can imagine, it's not easy to ship ice cream into Hell, but Jerry and I have managed to get Cherry Garcia imported here. People down here would sell their soul for the stuff..... if it wasn't already too late for that.
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I can see why. 3 hour guitar solos are hell to listen to.
Satan, I usually agree with you. But this? This is just God awful. It's too bad the lighting rig didn't collapse and take out the whole band.
I just watched that YouTube and envisioned Jeff Bridges playing that fat sack of shit in an upcoming film.
Where's my insulin?!
If Jeff Bridges plays Hippie Garcia I'll burn my copy of Against All Odds!!
Against all odds ... Bet u sing along
fuck your fucking framing
Val Kilmer is another candidate to play the smelly dead carcass of Jerry Garcia. He's F A T and has experience playing dead overrated hippie musicians!
Actually, they played some of their best shows on the 78 tour. The only weak link here is Donna Godchaux who came along when her husband Keith joined up as their second keyboard player. Her microphone was way too loud on the opening number "Jack Straw", but apparently the soundman figured this out soon enough (probably after the shrooms kicked in) and they turned her down.
Now the Dead's studio work during this time period... that's another story. They tried a little too hard to embrace the disco fad of the era, and they sounded really ridiculous in the process.
Hell yes and I stand in front of the mirror and cry while I sing it! Hahaha!
Actually I was talking about the movie Against All Odds. It's got that hot older chick in it and she's a dirty little whore. And it's got one of the best car chase/race scenes ever filmed. And that sexy older chick that nobody can ever remember her name.
I jammed with Jerry at a private party in Berkley back in 82... It was a bit boring and monotonous. Neil Schon showed up and I handed the guitar to him and he livened things up quite a bit.
Y'all are too young to have even encountered a real life hippie in the wild. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Real hippies... not homeless bridge trolls. They may have looked similar but there's a difference. Many of those nasty hippies are now your bosses...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Dude, I lived in Boulder. That alone qualifies me to know more about hippies than you ever will.
I don't know about that... San Francisco, Berkley, Santa Cruz... Pretty much hippie central for California. I'd venture a guess a lot of those Colorado hippies were California transplants...
Yeah, don't remind me of Californian transplants.
You are both hippies for arguing about who knows more hippies
Shut up, hippie.
Well hooray for CO. Maybe, by the grace of GOD the hippie jam-band scourge of the State of Florida will finally have a compelling reason to migrate. Hmm ...kind of reminds me of the South Park episode about the pan flute band epidemic "Pandemic". hahahaha!
Hippies were nothing more than people wanting to get high and fuck with no responsibility and use the excuse of "We are changing the World!" as the excuse to do it. The hippie movement was quickly taken over by marxist factions and basically anyone today who looks like a hippie wants you to pay for their lousy lifestyle by having the government redistribute wealth and tell you what to do. What the poor saps fail to realize is they will be the first to go once the dictator no longer needs their votes. He wants a few worker bees, security, and someone to fuck and that's about it. Hippies aren't good for any of those things so haste la vista!
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Hindsight being 20/20 the whole hippy trend was fake bullshit that never amounted to anything positive. Bob Weir is about as intelligent as a bag of rusty nails. I wonder if he shared drinks with Henry Kissinger and the Bush Family while he was at summer camp?
I spent a few days at Jorma Kukonen's guitar camp in Ohio. I was there to participate in a bass seminar being taught by Jack Cassady. Jack and Jorma were in the Jefferson Airplane and were in San Francisco when all that hippy stuff started.
Jack said he had dropped out of college and came out to California to play bass in a band that his buddy Jorma was in. The band was The Jefferson Airplane. Basically they were gigging musicians playing clubs and Haight-Ashbury was a popular place to live because you could rent an old victorian home for not much money and it was close to Golden Gate Park and the University of San Francisco. He said they would get a flat bed truck and set up on the truck bed and play free concerts on the east thumb of the park. These free concerts were to promote their club gigs and a lot of people started coming to them.
He said the best year in San Francisco was 1966. He said the whole Summer of Love thing in 1967 was when a group out of Berkley started to infiltrate and take over the whole Golden Gate Park thing. He said after that things started getting political. Also he said Haight-Ashbury stopped being a nice neighborhood and quickly degenerated into a slum. Even though the Jefferson Airplane owned a house in the area, the band moved out and only used the house for offices and rehearsal space.
He said him and Jorma started the band Hot Tuna and later left The Jefferson Airplane because the Berkley politics had infiltrated the band itself. He said what's sad is to see people still stuck in that 60's mindset. He said the world has moved on. He said it was all a big whirlwind with everyone trying to exploit what was happening. He said some of it was not very fun at all and how he kept his sanity through all of it was playing his bass guitar.
Amazingly is they move from California to escape the problems there and they seem to bring the same problems with them. Hmmmm. Maybe they are the problem and not necessarily the geographic location they left from.
Boulder and Berkley are more communist than mainland China is now.
Naw, you can keep your filthy hippies in your shithole state.
You have never been to either.
How would you know?
The hippie trend that annoyed me was when some hippie tramp would get impregnated by some hippie trash. Nine months later she shits the kid out. Usually while sitting in a tub of water while some hippy shaman is doing their hippy magic. Then if popping out a bastard child with a questionable future isn't bad enough they give the kid some stupid ass name like Sunshine Rainbow or some shit like that. I tell you, it made me start to think like Hilter on how we could eradicate the world of such vermin. Much like how people in Europe view gypsies.
I dated a chick that thought she wanted to become a hippie ...being somewhat open-minded I decided to have a go. Then there were her "friends". As you could imagine, the type of people who spent their free time being the "me too-ers" of the 99% "movement" because most of them didn't have jobs anyway! There were a lot of musicians among them - almost all of them, in fact. There seems to be a circle of a group of bands formed by fellow hippies. "Oh you got to hang with these people - they're so cool!" she bleats! Sure, I'd jam with them on occasion ...they would play obscure hippy songs from the 60s-70s or some random jam music and I'd say "ok, a bluesy solo would go nice over here" ...next thing you know I'm gettin told by the chick I went with that "I'm playing too much metal and that I need to stop". Yea.. sure. My 'blues' is in the style of SRV or clapton and how the fuck they get "metal" out of that is beyond me. I think another time I jumped on a drumset ...they were beside themselves. all they knew how to play was simplistic bullshit or surfer music (hah, surfing on the west coast of FL! What a joke!) and I'd play anything from straight rock, or syncopated patterns and sure enough ...can't follow along. I think within the course of a weak I made 3 of them jealous to the point of not even talking to me. Stupid hippies - you have no talent ...go back to the drum cicles from whence you came! They can all flock to colorado and bake themselves into oblivion for all I care!
I've since moved WAY on from that "dark" couple of months of 2012.
/yea cool story bro...
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LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
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Dude, I wasn't born in 1953
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