The Ace Diamond Experience "Writing & Rehearsal Sessions"

[WARF]

I've got exciting news for all you ACE DIAMOND fans. As president of the Ace Diamond Fan Club (ADFC) I have just received word from the legendary guitar player that the Writing has been completed for the next Ace Diamond Experience album. I'm not sure if he can make another masterpiece like his previous hit, " I AM HEAVY (METAL)". I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Here's a WORLD PREMIERE clip of the guitar virtuoso at work. Crank up your speakers and let the music bleed into your ears!!!

WARF
(ACFC) Ace Diamond Fan Club President

[cadaverdog]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

[DONNIEP]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

Warf is the greatest front man of all time! Van Halen should fire Dave and hire Warf! The fucking shows would be a lot less boring!

[WARF]

You're just mad because Ace wouldn't let you sing in his band.

I tried he said my vocals were too weak. LOL

[WARF]

WARF, DONNIEP, NITRO, DAVE'S BITCH, ZAHZOO, CDOG, etc etc....

The party is back in town.

I know you missed us we're back! (Even though most people left lol)

[DONNIEP]

Where's the white women???

[cadaverdog]

He told me it was your spastic dance moves.

[ace diamond]

GUYS......THE WRITING PROCESS IS STILL IN PROGRESS........BUT THE NEWS MATERIAL IS COMING TOGETHER VERY NICELY!
...AND WARF NEVER AUDITIONED FOR ME.......FUCK ME, I'M STONED........

[WARF]

He told me it was your spastic dance moves.

If you think i'm a fucking spaz on stage... you should meet me off stage!

[WARF]

GUYS......THE WRITING PROCESS IS STILL IN PROGRESS........BUT THE NEWS MATERIAL IS COMING TOGETHER VERY NICELY!
...AND WARF NEVER AUDITIONED FOR ME.......FUCK ME, I'M STONED........

Can I be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!

[cadaverdog]

.FUCK ME, I'M STONED.

Sorry pal. This dog don't swing that way.

[VAiN]

Mike A.G. is a brilliant director.

[ace diamond]

can i be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!

ok, deal!

[ace diamond]

Sorry pal. This dog don't swing that way.

put the sock down, close the sock drawer, back away from the dresser very slowly.......keep your hands in the air where i can see them......er, wait on 2nd thought......go wash your hands......
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ace diamond]

i've got exciting news for all you ace diamond fans. As president of the ace diamond fan club (adfc) i have just received word from the legendary guitar player that the writing has been completed for the next ace diamond experience album. I'm not sure if he can make another masterpiece like his previous hit, " i am heavy (metal)". I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Here's a world premiere clip of the guitar virtuoso at work. Crank up your speakers and let the music bleed into your ears!!!

Warf
(acfc) ace diamond fan club president

this video is from october 2013. My hair was shaved bald january 4, 2013.......not bad for 10 months of hair growth.........and yes, i am a natural blond........

[WARF]

That last video is deleted.

[WARF]

Ace Diamond is serious entertainment!

[WARF]

Keep kristy away from this thread.

She'll cream in her pants when she watches Ace play guitar!

Plus, he's sexy!

[ace diamond]

Keep kristy away from this thread.

She'll cream in her pants when she watches Ace play guitar!

Plus, he's sexy!

KEEP ice cream blondie OUTTA THIS THREAD, PLEASE.

[ace diamond]

[WARF]

Ace Diamond... Kristy has a crush on you!

She told me this yesterday!

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Ace Diamond.

[DONNIEP]

I am Ace Diamond.

Now you're just confusing me. I thought Ace was an alias of yours for years. And I thought DaveHagarFan was too.

[ace diamond]

[ace diamond]

oh no, not kristy......

[Mushroom]

Ace is underrated. A lot of charisma. WARF this Ace totally outclasses you.

[WARF]

Ace Diamond rocks! I don't care if he outclasses me... I never had class to begin with!

[Seshmeister]

I have to say I would rather go and see Ace than the band Lancia that was posted recently.

Watching Lancia I would know exactly everything that was coming at every tiresome derivative point, I'd much rather see a car crash.

Plus there is more to this than music, it's about entertaining otherwise we would all be at the yngwie forum...

[WARF]

I'm friends with Bart Walsh and enjoy his older stuff but to each his own. I'm a punks fan. I've supported the punks since Sarge helped run their site. Lancia is half of the original atomic punks. I dig it !

[Kristy]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

[DONNIEP]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

Pics or it didn't happen!!

[Mushroom]

Pics or it didn't happen!!

I am Ace Diamond. Trust me it happened.

[cadaverdog]

I have to say I would rather go and see Ace than the band Lancia that was posted recently.

Watching Lancia I would know exactly everything that was coming at every tiresome derivative point, I'd much rather see a car crash.

I ventured into the war zone after the 93 riots in LA over the Rodney King bullshit and saw Van Hagar with Baby Animals. Eddie must have wanted to be sure they'd outshine the opening act because these guys sucked big time. At least Aerosmith had Jackyl open for them a few days later at the same venue. Baby Animals should have been put to sleep.

[WARF]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

I know you wanna fuck ACE DIAMOND.

It's too bad you're busy bangin TAD for his hippie weed!

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond rocks! I don't care if he outclasses me... I never had class to begin with!

Me, Class?
YEAH RIGHT!
It's like Lemmy said, "NO CLASS"!

[ace diamond]

Holy shit! He's wearing the cape!

i just orgasmed!!!

It's the original cape from 2004! I had it sewn onto the vest. the cape is there to stay!

[WARF]

Ace Diamond fuck Kristy! Von Halen has been trying to get in his/her pants! He'll take her to a korn concert and molest her lol ha ha ha!!!!

[ace diamond]

i am ace diamond.

oh, not again.......

[ace diamond]

Ace Diamond fuck Kristy! Von Halen has been trying to get in his/her pants! He'll take her to a korn concert and molest her lol ha ha ha!!!!

i DON'T THINK MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD BE TOO PLEASED ABOUT THAT.

[WARF]

Don't worry Ace! Kristy is finger fucking herself to Tad Doyle!