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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Don't worry Ace! Kristy is finger fucking herself to Tad Doyle!
    I'd whack to that!
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    I'm gonna enlarge the picture of Kristy's avatar and jack off on it !

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I'm gonna enlarge the picture of Kristy's avatar and jack off on it !
    Print it out and blow a load on her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I'm friends with Bart Walsh and enjoy his older stuff but to each his own. I'm a punks fan. I've supported the punks since Sarge helped run their site.
    Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.

    That Lancia song you posted was enough by itself to justify the whole grunge movement,,.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.
    In fairness to Bart, it wasn't him that deleted the site here. It was the Bass player. I tried everything to keep him from pressing that proverbial button, but he did it anyway. I will never support anything that fucker is a part of, because he was offered anything and everything to make things right between him and us. I remember that last conversation with him, like it was yesterday.

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    I remember discussing it with you on an enormous cell phone from my old apartment in the city.

    That means it was at least 11 years ago or was it longer?

    We're both good at the holding a grudge thing though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Me too right up to the point they deleted a million of our posts here.
    I don't remember that. I thought Mezro deleted those posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I don't remember that. I thought Mezro deleted those posts.

    The Bass player deleted the whole site. That's the only reason we put up the DDLR site. This one was gone, and Sarge was defending our freedom (or grudge fucking towel heads in the ass with no lube) and could not be reached. We had no idea how long it would be until we would be able to get in contact with Sarge either. Even 11 or 12 years ago, the ability to reach someone globally, was not like it is today.

    Jizro deleted a lot of other posts, but that was much later. It was also from this incarnation of the Army. Not the original one, that the fuck nut Bass player deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    That Lancia song you posted was enough by itself to justify the whole grunge movement,,.
    Was that that Jimmy song? If so, that's the exact thought to the word I had in mind upon seeing that.

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    Last edited by WARF; 12-03-2013 at 10:39 AM.

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    joe?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Joe Lester?

    How the fuck did he have keys to this place?

    I guess Mezro wasn't the worst webmaster after all!
    Last edited by WARF; 12-03-2013 at 10:43 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    In fairness to Bart, it wasn't him that deleted the site here. It was the Bass player.
    Bart was touring with the DLR Band when this site opened! He was long gone from the atomic punks.
    I don't know what year this happened but I'm guessing Byoung was already long gone too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Joe Lester?

    How the fuck did he have keys to this place?

    I guess Mezro wasn't the worst webmaster after all!
    Yes.

    It's a long story.

    Joe wasn't a Webmaster, therefore Jizro's place in the Roth Army history books remains intact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I don't know what year this happened but I'm guessing Byoung was already long gone too.
    Wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Wrong.
    I'm guessing this happened in the fall of 2002.

    The punks lineup must have been Ralph, Byoung, Joe Lester and Scott Patterson.

    Blueyedmurder was a webmaster here as well if I'm correct and didn't he maintain the punks site?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I'm guessing this happened in the fall of 2002.

    The punks lineup must have been Ralph, Byoung, Joe Lester and Scott Patterson.

    Blueyedmurder was a webmaster here as well if I'm correct and didn't he maintain the punks site?
    thought young left before 02

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    thought young left before 02
    He may have. The Dave and Sam tour was the summer of 2002. Not sure if B Young left earlier in the year, or the previous year.

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    I was actually the person who told Von Halen that Byoung was Dave's new guitarist! Byoung told me at a punks show and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone but I got drunk on the beach! A couple hours later I started feeling Dizzy. I think Von Halen slipped something in my drink. The next thing I could remember Von Halen was touching my leg in a hotel room and he kept saying relax... Relax... and I heard Air Supply "I'm all out of love" in the background. I waited for Von to turn away and I cracked his head open with the hotel alarm clock and made my escape!

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    Phew lucky escape dude
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Bart toured with Dave through the 2001 tour. Brian picked up the spot and started touring in 2002. And to this day I still can't remember what happened with that deal between Dave and Bart. It seems like something went down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I was actually the person who told Von Halen that Byoung was Dave's new guitarist! Byoung told me at a punks show and I wasn't supposed to tell anyone but I got drunk on the beach! A couple hours later I started feeling Dizzy. I think Von Halen slipped something in my drink. The next thing I could remember Von Halen was touching my leg in a hotel room and he kept saying relax... Relax... and I heard Air Supply "I'm all out of love" in the background. I waited for Von to turn away and I cracked his head open with the hotel alarm clock and made my escape!
    This is a lie!! I know for a fact that you've never turned down a reach around!! Hahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Can I be your first front man? I won't even sing! I'll just act crazy and smash my head on the stage!
    I don't see why not. Iggy Pop has made an entire career of it for decades now.









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    Will the new Ace Diamond Experience album feature the legendary, 'My Dad Had Me Fixed Blues'?
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    \m/\m/



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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Will the new Ace Diamond Experience album feature the legendary, 'My Dad Had Me Fixed Blues'?
    oh goodie, it's a greatest hits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    As president of the Ace Diamond Fan Club (ADFC)
    WARF
    (ACFC) Ace Diamond Fan Club President
    Hey asshole! you should build a website for him! just like you built this one and that piece of shit DLRFags.

    maybe flappo can run it and suck your dick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF's Vagina View Post
    Hey asshole! you should build a website for him! just like you built this one and that piece of shit DLRFags.

    maybe flappo can run it and suck your dick!
    Warf's Vag is getting kind of pissy. I think it's time for a good douching.

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    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    I got a new b.c. rich "bitch" masterpiece........I've been busy writing again........
    Last edited by ace diamond; 06-17-2014 at 03:08 AM.

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    Great. 40 seconds and I've got the riff in me head. 'Nee neee nee, da da da da nee nee neeoouww..'


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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Bart toured with Dave through the 2001 tour. Brian picked up the spot and started touring in 2002. And to this day I still can't remember what happened with that deal between Dave and Bart. It seems like something went down there.
    I can't remember the details but Bart came on here posting as 'a friend of Bart' bitching about not being paid for guitar lessons he had given Dave which did seem extraordinarily weak.

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    Turn down the buzzsaw knob, Ace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    I got a new b.c. rich "bitch" masterpiece........I've been busy writing again........

    With no cape that guitar is a piece of shit.

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    Guitars don't have capes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Turn down the buzzsaw knob, Ace...
    what the hell for? I like the way it sounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    With no cape that guitar is a piece of shit.
    oh, cum now........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Guitars don't have capes...
    very true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    what the hell for? I like the way it sounds.
    Electric guitar highs should roll off somewhere between 5k - 6k...

    It's much more pleasing to the ears and you can still have the chainsaw sound...

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