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The staff and membership have implemented a true Van Halen work ethic on a limited basis for the holiday season... They'll be back when they have something to sell you miserable fucks!!
Until then, on behalf of no one... fuck off, cunt!!
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
new hoodies to tied us over?Originally Posted by ZahZoo
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Yes and iPhone covers...
I'm holding out for little yapper dog gear from Kody VH...
Absolutely! And we also have a new exciting contest that everyone's sure to enter - The DLRF Lost Weekend With Warf!
One fan will take the Roth Fans Greyhound Bus to an undisclosed location somewhere in the Eastern U.S. Before the lucky winner gets on the bus, we'll set you up with a Natural Ice 18 pack and 6 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 so you can party your ass off before you meet the Mighty WARF! Once there, you'll take a shitty cab out to WARF's palatial mansion where you'll have to pick up the cab fare for you and WARF to hit the city for a night of wild debauchery! We'll throw in 37 dollars spending money and a huge bottle of penicillin. You'll get to hang back stage while WARF runs though his extensive list of 80s hits at the hottest bar on the strip - Karaokie Dokie! After that, you'll be whisked back to the WARF Mansion for a night of cocaine, cheap booze and hoes, all courtesy of your Master Charge Card! This will definitely be a weekend that you'll want to forget!!
For every 5 dollar donation, we'll put your name in a hat and when we make enough money off of this we'll draw the name of the lucky winner! So start donating today! Who knows - you might just be partying like a rock star this weekend with the World Famous WARF!!
*Roth Fans is in no way responsible for any damages or legal fines that may be incurred during the Lost Weekend With WARF. In the even that WARF can't be located, or if we can't wake him up, Roth Fans reserves the right to replace him with the old wino near the airport. Don't worry - you'll never know the difference.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
You put to much effort in to that for it not to be true
fuck your fucking framing
So doing shots with warf isn't what I thought , it involves a shot of penicillin . Class
Warf keeps his penicillin in a cookie jar!
What's with the hoes? Are you going to do some late night gardening? What does Santa Claus say if he sees your mother, your wife and your sister together? Ho ho ho. I found that while I was looking for the correct spelling for more than one ho. Hoes it is.
Only because he keeps his cookies in the medicine cabinet. And please, don't ask about his refrigerator...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Yeah, see, I wasn't sure on the proper spelling of hoes. I mean, I could have just said ugly hookers but I don't want to scare any potential donors away.
No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper
I stand corrected. Besides, you're only gonna be looking at the top of her head or her ass anyways. I mean, it's not like you'd speak to them or look em in the eyes.No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper
Unless in the morning you look in to their eyes and say the immortal words ..... Give me my fucking watch back
Just read post 6 again ,hats off to ya that's the post of the day .
i thought warf was the old wino near the airport?
No, I keep telling you - you gotta put your watch and wallet in the dead center of the mattress! That way she can't find it. And always make your hooker leave as soon as you're finished. There's nothing worse than waking up next to a hooker. Besides, they charge more for over niters.Unless in the morning you look in to their eyes and say the immortal words ..... Give me my fucking watch back
Not true. Hookers used to patrol between the bowling alley and the cheap ass hotels in the town where I used to live and some of them bitches were more than ugly. They were fugly.No such thing as a ugly hooker the correct term is ... Cheaper
Don't forget the $5 add on for premiere members. I'll also say throughout the night "I built the Roth Army" and many more WARFISMS!
Dammit!! We should make a Warf doll with one of those pull strings! We could have the string coming out of your ass and when you pull it you get a random Warfism!! We'd make a fortune!!
Fuck a flying duck. If I held onto some of that bizarre shit I was gifted with in the 1960s (notice the "pull-string"), I could have owned the planet at Amazon currently.
***Pulls String***
I'm an original webmaster!
***Pulls String***
I'm in the video for she's the woman!
***Pulls String***
GOAT AND YOUR MOM merchandise coming soon!
***Pulls String***
Sorry about last night I was drunk!
LOL
Classic, I'm jealous
I'll give you 5 bucks to keep me out of this contest.
This is the post of the day lol
Unfortunately Chef, the great internet has taken a lot of the value of collectability away. My Mom has some Beatles stuff that she has had since she was young, and of course I saw dollar signs when she told me I could have it. I hate the Beatles, and was counting on them to provide me with cash to blow on other stupid shit. I started researching online, and found it wasn't that valuable! Mainly because of the internet, and the ease to find this shit these days. You used to have to get lucky, like the American Pickers guys. But today, for the most part, you can sit down at your computer and find just about whatever you want, unless it is super rare, in a matter of minutes. Crazy.Fuck a flying duck. If I held onto some of that bizarre shit I was gifted with in the 1960s (notice the "pull-string"), I could have owned the planet at Amazon currently.
Too fucking funny WARF!
It's a shame others are too fucking stupid to laugh at themselves like that.
No, that would be Von Halen...
In the same way in the olden times there was always a chance that you might pick up a great guitar from a charity shop or pawnbrokers because some old guy didn't know what they had whereas now they can price things exactly after 5 minutes on Google.
meh, maybe the post of yesterday...
Just don't wear them in Florida while buying Skittles.
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
transporting them is the dangerous part
Nah, not if you're white.
Why isn't there is a DONNIEPenis alias?
I need someone to fuck my vagina!
I agree! You'd think somebody would have made one by now. My penis would tear your vag all to hell!
Where's the white women???
Right here in Hell
That's ok. I'm in a brown sugar kinda mood anyway.Right here in Hell
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