Michael Vick's Legs Broken In Car Accident

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PRO FOOTBALL NEWS:
Michael Vick Breaks Both Legs In Car Accident



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Philadelphia December 5, 2013 30 minutes ago...

A spokesperson for the Philadelphia highway safety authority (HSA) has confirmed that Michael Vick has broken both of his legs in a traffic altercation. He has been transported via ambulance to a local Philadelphia hospital for treatment, and the full extent of his injuries are not known at this time, however, both of his legs were visibly broken and not life threatening according to sources.

The accident involved a 2012 BMW driven by Michael Vick and a 76 year old female driver in a 2010 Audi. The driver of the Audi was issued a citation for failing to stop at a red light before striking the vehicle driven by Michael Vick at a high rate of speed.

Team spokespersons could not be reached for comment at this time.

Additional details and information will be updated as it becomes available. This story is still developing

[Kristy]

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Fuck him! I have absolutely no symphony for a cocksucker that smashes defenseless dogs skulls against a brick wall because they will no longer fight for him. I was also hoping he would be permanently paralyzed from the neck down from a blind side hit with his fucking spine coming out of his asshole for what he did to those animals. Call it doggy karma because Vick is a sociopathic shitbag who should still be rotting in jail cell or mauled to death by a thousand poodles. I hope this is a career-ending injury and that this fucker develops inoperable cancer and fades out of public view FOREVER.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

It's been a hoax for 2 days...

[Kristy]

Even more of a bitch when the real karma gets his ass.

[Nickdfresh]

It's been a hoax for 2 days...

I guess I got fooled again! Some dumb blond posted it on Facebook like an hour ago...

[Kristy]

Well the good news in all of this is there is still an opportunity to see him with his spine ripped out.

[DLR Bridge]

Damn. This hoax shit has got to stop. I got burned by the Jackie Chan dying in a stunt hoax a couple of months ago.

[chefcraig]

At this point, who cares? Nick Foles has been anointed with the next Joe Montana award (as if that is a good thing), so even if this story had any truth behind it, it is unlikely to scare up any more concern or credibility above the "Beatle Paul Is Dead/Replaced By Android" stories from the 1960s, or Sammy Hagar's belief that he was anally probed by aliens, who seemed to think he was some sort of voice of credibility and reason for human civilization.

I mean, come on...if the planet is threatened with invasion by a race of tequila imbibing, Hagar-loving outer space beings, the citizens of Earth could probably wipe them out entirely with a bunch of K-Mart wrist-rockets and some tennis balls over the course of an afternoon.

Nothing to see here folks, move along...

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, Nick Foles pretty much was the old lady in the Audi...

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, Nick Foles pretty much was the old lady in the Audi...

He's playing lights out, for sure.

But sometimes ya just gotta be SURE, ya know?

[baru911]

I guess I got fooled again! Some dumb blond posted it on Facebook like an hour ago...

Pretty much your typical way of stumbling through life isn’t it?

I’ve said it before - I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

[Nickdfresh]

Pretty much your typical way of stumbling through life isn’t it?

I’ve said it before - I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Sorry I spank your ass daily in the Frontline.

[ELVIS]

I guess I got fooled again!

So, what's that, like your 9,468,736th time ??

[Nickdfresh]

So, what's that, like your 9,468,736th time ??

If only I had taken the colloid vitamins with Mormon cum and salt, I'd never fall for the posts of hot blonds with enormous breasts!

I'm sure you and buttdouche911 don't have that problem. Hot, large breasted blonds on your Facebook...

[ELVIS]

I don't play gay, spy, facebook, so no...

[cadaverdog]

Paul Walker never murdered any dogs. Micheal Vick should have been riding in that Porsche instead of him. Better yet put him in a cage with a bunch of rabid pit bulls and we'll see what kind of dog fighter he really is.