Toys For Tots Can Fuck Right Off

[Satan]

J Hey, just buy yourself a Christmas bong and bring it out and smoke it during this special time of year. Maybe come up with a special holiday blend to toke on.

Who needs to buy an Xmas bong? This dude will show you how to make one.......



Merry Bongmas to all, and to all a good high

[Kristy]

EXACTLY the type of stoner(s) I so fucking hate. These assholes give weed a bad name

[Kristy]

[ELVIS]

[binnie]

The worst thing about this time of year is the forced joviality: YOU MUST BE HAPPY!!

[Nickdfresh]

[Kristy]

The worst thing about this time of year is the forced joviality: YOU MUST BE HAPPY!!

Actually, it's the materialism in gift giving. I bought 1 Wegner and two Victorinox watches this fucking Christmas:



By 2017 I'll have them all paid off.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hey! she made it

[Kristy]

Made what?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nothin'...

[Kristy]

Lay off watching the Packers. Shit football teams have rotted your brain

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and weed...

[Kristy]

Yes, weed(s) can rot your brain. Too much pollen is not good for you.

[Igosplut]

Buying a child a toy under the guise of a Christan guilt program is not going to bring about the "spirit of Christmas" Especially if that toy is made in China and the kind will end up destroying it in six to eight months time. Feeding a family is far more important during the holidays than some guilt-fucking Christian ritual. Like I said, it is the Christians who fucked over this holiday; no one knows, and no proper historian can tell you the exact day Jesus was allegedly born so why base it upon a pagan celebration?

Now I'm sure many of you who were born, reside and most likely will die in your trailer park abodes had a toy as child given to you by some suburban family who was guilt-fucked by Christianity and most likely you didn't appreciate it, and therefore broke it months later on. This whole bourgeois "feel good" nonsense brought on by greedy market capitalism didn't get you out of your trailer home now, did it? In fact, you are being held all Stockholm Syndrome Santa like on organized religious oppression that is keeping you down. So enjoy your Christmas with its religious propagandizing cull. You're just tools for the slave labor system.

As much as krusty rubs people the wrong way I agree with this 100 percent.

I've been asked to toy runs for years and never did it. Why? Because I did more anonymously and in better ways (I.E. food things) than doing a public display.

[Kristy]

Hasn't a friggin' thing to do with rubbing people.

I'm actually pro-Christmas as long as you leave the god damn Christians out of it. They've taken an otherwise healthy and joyous pagan ritual and shit all over it with guilt and self-propaganda. This is what shit movies like 'Grinch' are all about - join the Christian cult or be ostracized. Now fuck Nazis like the ones at Fox Jews have decided there is a "War" on this er...um..."holiday" because people refuse to follow to the Grinch Law of fuckery and so Christans victimzie themselves because no one wants to play by the rules of Nazis.

So 'Toys For Brats' yeah...it's a scam. Buy a little poor shit a toy they they will break in six months time or feel the wrath of Christian guilt, Fuck that. Too many children already go to bed hungry in a fucking nation so god damn rich and polluted with Christian churches on every god damn corner when they need not to. No one should ever go to bed in this country hungry. No one - not even you. Plus, these toys are made in China by slave labor, purchased in greedy fuck warehouses of slavery, and given to future slaves of the penal system because they are poor. So what's the fucking point?

Give a kid and/or their family a meal. Let them know they are not alone and should be ashamed by some Christofascism bullshit.

[Anonymous]

I'm actually pro-Christmas as long as you leave the god damn Christians out of it. They've taken an otherwise healthy and joyous pagan ritual and shit all over it with guilt and self-propaganda.

Isn't that what Christians do?

How many lives has religion fucked up? All in the name of money. I say we burn religious people, every single one of them. Get rid of the weak & mentally ill. Cull the population, make room for healthy, relatively well-balanced people.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

relatively well-balanced people.

Cheers!

We got many of those here ?

[Anonymous]

We got many of those here ?

4.

Hey, it's something.

Every little bit adds up. There would still be quite a substantial number of people, after the cleansing. I'm willing to bet on it.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Enjoy Kristy...

[vandeleur]

So those kids got taken into care after that am guessing

[Anonymous]

Well, that mom is fuckin' hot. Any videos of her alone?

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

To bossy .... Total nazi wife . Put it in, harder, faster , is that it . What do you mean well it's cold


Still would tho

[Anonymous]

To bossy .... Total nazi wife . Put it in, harder, faster , is that it . What do you mean well it's cold


Still would tho

Did she say that in the video? That's H O T! I had the sound turned off, so I didn't really hear anything.

How about a cut of only her dancing around & saying those things? I don't need that long, 30 seconds will do. 20 if I'm inspired.

Nazi wife... Holy hell, now I'm thinking of her wearing only jackboots & a whip, taking shit to me & humiliating me beyond belief. Wait, turns out that I don't need the video anymore.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

[Von Halen]

I'd fuck her.

I didn't listen to it either. I had Texas Hippie Coalition blasting while I watched it!

[Anonymous]

I'd fuck her.

I didn't listen to it either. I had Texas Hippie Coalition blasting while I watched it!

What if she let you fuck her, but the husband had to join in & do some stuff with you too?

Now, keep in mind that this is a hypothesis & nobody would ever know about it. Would you?

Cheers!

[Von Halen]

What if she let you fuck her, but the husband had to join in & do some stuff with you too?

Now, keep in mind that this is a hypothesis & nobody would ever know about it. Would you?

Cheers!

Only if her husband is Kristy.

[vandeleur]

What if you had to fuck her while you wore Xmas Jammies

[vandeleur]

Jammies , jam , what the fuck any excuse to crack my jam joke .

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ?
Ever Tried peanut buttering your cock up your lasses arse

[Anonymous]

Only if her husband is Kristy.

No, no, no, no, no. Her husband is that guy on the video. And I'll throw in a tenner to sweeten the deal. Would you do it? Remember, no one would ever know!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Jammies , jam , what the fuck any excuse to crack my jam joke .

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ?
Ever Tried peanut buttering your cock up your lasses arse

Smooth or chunky?

Chunky may be funnier, but it'd be painful for me too, so no thanks.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

What if you had to fuck her while you wore Xmas Jammies

Not all over, I expect. I mean, both me & her would have to have something out of the jammies, otherwise, it wouldn't be much of a fun fuck.

Cheers!

[Von Halen]

No, no, no, no, no. Her husband is that guy on the video. And I'll throw in a tenner to sweeten the deal. Would you do it? Remember, no one would ever know!

Cheers!

No.

I'm just gay enough to fuck Kristy, but not gay enough to fuck that broads husband.

[Anonymous]

No.

I'm just gay enough to fuck Kristy, but not gay enough to fuck that broads husband.

Well, in that case, me neither.

Cheers!