There are certain boutique companies who say they make "the finest boutique professional audio recording equipment."
Are the knobs made of diamond-encrusted gold? With silver-etched platinum faceplates? In addition to sounding like God?
Speaking of which...does it have a noise floor of -10 billion db, and a dynamic range of 0 hz to infinity???
When you pay them 90,000 dollars for a single rack unit effect, do they have a man in a tuxedo drive it to your door in a 1954 Rollys Royce Silver Shadow along with a 3,000-dollar-an-hour Harvard grad nymphomaniac call girl bearing 20 pounds of Afghani-Thailand reefer and a 5th of scotch from 1776 who offers to be your love slave for life?
No?
Then they are NOT manufacturers of the "finest" boutique professional audio recording equipment.
Perhaps they are in second place on the list.
But to be considered the manufacturers of the "finest" equipment, I have pretty high standards. And nobody yet has ever met them.
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Originally Posted by ELVIS
