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  • Mushroom
    Commando
    • Jul 2009
    • 1122
    #1

    My Goodbye Thread: 500 posts and I'm attention whore

    Two things I never thought would happen: (1) 500 posts, fuck it's been a long time. let's not all clap at once; (2) my own goodbye thread, fuck it, I promise I will not never come back. So I want my own thread.

    Fire away fuckers! How many times can you read or write speculation and pontificate on what VH is/was thinking, or what they should have done, should do. News alert! I would rather drink alone right now than hang around this virtual shithole. Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker. Suicide is slow with liquor. I'm free!
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    • Mushroom
      Commando
      • Jul 2009
      • 1122
      #2
      I think I will go join DLRfags.

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        • Mushroom
          Commando
          • Jul 2009
          • 1122
          #3
          Hello? Crickets? Are there not any DLR fans on line in North Korea, Myanmar, Australia?

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120
              #4
              You're a tention whore ??

              Or, you're at tention, whore ??

              Or you're a tension whore and you can't spell for shit and you're dumb...

              Or you're just a whore...

              Or just dumb...

              I'd say all of the above...


              What was your name again ??


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                • vandeleur
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 9865
                  #5
                  E do I detect a bit of goodbye thread envy
                  fuck your fucking framing

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                    • DLR Bridge
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2011
                      • 5470
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mushroom
                      I promise I will not never come back.
                      You do realize this means you'll probably come back, right?

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                        • Satan
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6664
                          #7
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E do I detect a bit of goodbye thread envy
                          Shit... Mr. Presley posted a goodbye thread, but never actually left.
                          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                          Originally posted by Sockfucker
                          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                            • Zing!
                              Veteran
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 2363
                              #8
                              My Goodbye Thread: 500 posts and I'm attention whore

                              I'm waiting for the glut of "My Goodbye Thread: 500 posts" copycat threads to begin any minute now.
                              My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                                • Mushroom
                                  Commando
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 1122
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                                  You're a tention whore ??

                                  Or, you're at tention, whore ??

                                  Or you're a tension whore and you can't spell for shit and you're dumb...

                                  Or you're just a whore...

                                  Or just dumb...

                                  I'd say all of the above...


                                  What was your name again ??


                                  That's so very Christian of you. Born again Christians are nicer than you bayou cyclops hypocrite with your "Elvis has left the building." Who are you? I had nothing against you.

                                  I did say I promise I will not never come back. You know, double negative!

                                  This place is hard to stay away from, I get it. It's like heroin.

                                  I'm going to Brasil tomorrow for 17 days, so fuck this 10degreeF weather I'm headed to 40degreeC.

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                                    • Mushroom
                                      Commando
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 1122
                                      #10
                                      Post 506 ! I'm back !

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                                        • Angel
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 7481
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Satan
                                          Shit... Mr. Presley posted a goodbye thread, but never actually left.
                                          Well...so did I. But Sesh made me do it.
                                          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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