Two things I never thought would happen: (1) 500 posts, fuck it's been a long time. let's not all clap at once; (2) my own goodbye thread, fuck it, I promise I will not never come back. So I want my own thread.
Fire away fuckers! How many times can you read or write speculation and pontificate on what VH is/was thinking, or what they should have done, should do. News alert! I would rather drink alone right now than hang around this virtual shithole. Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker. Suicide is slow with liquor. I'm free!