View Poll Results: Satan's Early 2016 Presidential Poll

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  • Elizabeth Warren - (D) Massachusetts

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  • Brian Schweitzer - (D) Montana

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  • Hillary Clinton - ("D") Goldman Sachs/AIPAC

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  • Howard Dean - (D) YEEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!

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  • Ted Cruz - (R) Canada (legally ineligible, but may run anyway)

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  • Chris Christie (R) Koch Brothers Puppet

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  • Rick Santorum (R) Frothy Mixture

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  • Willard Mittens Romney (R) Kolob

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  • Other - write in a name

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  • Fuck you Satan, It's still way too goddamned early!!

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    Satan's Early 2016 Presidential Poll

    If you could vote today for any of the potential candidates listed, who would be your choice?
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    Dave for president. The press conferences would be epic.
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    Then I guess I'll have to be his vice president. The bumper sticker slogan would be obvious.......

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    Paul Stanley for prez!!!!

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