The annual holy fuck it's cold thread

[Nickdfresh]

Much of the northeast is facing much more cold, much more rain, much more flooding, requiring much more heat, much more highway and transportation use, much less time to farm, creating much of the dismal summer muchly anticipated by the much maligned northeast leftists.

Much of Minnesota today is under much of a winter storm watch. Much of the West Coast will see much more flooding, much of Florida is under a tornado watch. This will hinder the Indycar qualifying in Saint Petersburg today.

Much of you NE leftists are going to be using much more of the subsidies leaving much less for other muchly costly summer catastrophes. Your carbon footprint grows by the hour. The only cure for global warming is to suck Al Gore’s cock much of the time, to mitigate much of the bad weather.

To say the least if not much less.

Followed by: I know, right?

What do you give a fuck for? The temps are now seasonal here, despite a good portion of the Lakes still being frozen over. If we have a hot summer, does that mean that Global Climate Change is real?..

[jacksmar]

Ia Ora Te Natura
E Mea Arofa Teie Ao Nei

[Kristy]

If we have a hot summer, does that mean that Global Climate Change is real?..

Could be. In 2012 Colorado had a severe drought but...in 2013 we had severe flooding. I've lived in this state all my life and have never seen clouds as menacing and dark as I did in late summer 2013. What was really fucked up is the way they moved. These clouds did not follow normal weather patterns (even in the monsoon season) of coming up from the south/southwest; they drifted due north and quickly shifted east dumping massive amounts of rain. Fucking weird I'll you.



So watch your ass, Wiki Boy.

[Angel]

Might as well....BUMP. Expecting our first snowfall next week, ffs!

[Fairwrning]

Might as well....BUMP. Expecting our first snowfall next week, ffs!

THAT sucks...

[Angel]

THAT sucks...

No shit. What a lousy summer!!!

[Nitro Express]

I've never seen people more paranoid. Some think global climate change is going to wreck havoc. Some think large radio transmitters in a system called HARP are being used to heat up the atmosphere and change the weather. The one common thread is people think human beings are responsible (either directly or indirectly) and we actually can fix things. Hell most countries can't even make their government function decent. We can't run countries but we think we can fix the world.

[Nitro Express]

Might as well....BUMP. Expecting our first snowfall next week, ffs!

Embrace it. Time to move to Banff or Whistler.

[Angel]

Embrace it. Time to move to Banff or Whistler.

I love Banff, but I'd never live there again. It was a much nicer town when I was growing up there.

I want to live in a small hamlet in the mountains, away from all the tourists...

[Nitro Express]

I love Banff, but I'd never live there again. It was a much nicer town when I was growing up there.

I want to live in a small hamlet in the mountains, away from all the tourists...

The same thing happened to my home town. Sun Valley was off to the side and brought in the big spenders but Ketchum still had a middle class element. You could be a ski bum and still afford to live there. Not anymore. Since I live in a tourist town I hear you on the tourists but they bring the money in. If you have to make a living in such places the tourists are the gravy. You move to the hamlet away from them once you have made a nest egg off of them.

My cousin sent me some very scenic pictures of him and his family on the Bow river. That part of Alberta has it's scenery for sure.

[Angel]

Aaaahhhh...the Bow. Gave my first blow job on her banks...

[vandeleur]

Aaaahhhh...the Bow. Gave my first blow job on her banks...

Made me laugh , only at the army do we share this stuff

[Kristy]

Latest from NOAA, you cretins:
http://www.weather.com/news/science/...-noaa-20140721

Cold? My F A T ass.

[Angel]

Latest from NOAA, you cretins:
http://www.weather.com/news/science/...-noaa-20140721

Cold? My F A T ass.

We're not talking about the world, you cretin...

[Nitro Express]

Aaaahhhh...the Bow. Gave my first blow job on her banks...

Wow! Maybe the river should be renamed the Blow.

[Satan]

Embrace it. Time to move to Banff or Whistler.

Whistler's not always that certain for snow. Remember when they had the Winter Olympics there a few years back, and had to make fake snow because it was a "global warming" winter in the Northwest.

[twonabomber]

OMG maybe below 50 overnight later in the week!!! I don't give a shit. I will be at work, and I'm not turning on the heat until at least October 1st. Later if I can.

Going over this year's winter prep plans...probably more insulation over the "old" part of the house, and a couple new 20 amp outlets to temporarily run an oil filled space heater. I'll at least get a small tax credit out of the insulation.

[Angel]

Fuck...I had to turn the heat on a couple times in August...

[DLR Bridge]

Going over this year's winter prep plans...probably more insulation over the "old" part of the house, and a couple new 20 amp outlets to temporarily run an oil filled space heater. I'll at least get a small tax credit out of the insulation.

Yeah, I'm gonna squeeze my ass into the crawlspace beneath our dining room, which was added on, and pack some insulation against the underside of the floor. We had some cold feet in that room last year. I'm hearing this winter may be more frigid. Yay.

[Angel]

Yeah, I'm gonna squeeze my ass into the crawlspace beneath our dining room, which was added on, and pack some insulation against the underside of the floor. We had some cold feet in that room last year. I'm hearing this winter may be more frigid. Yay.

Yeah, we've got a crawl space under our living room that isn't insulated. We have a gas fireplace in the room, but insulation is a lot cheaper...

My poor mom...my stupid brother moved her out here this past spring and they're way out in the boonies. She's been on the west coast for 35 years. I'm really worried about her having to deal with -40, snow and ice. She'll be house bound, the poor dear.

[ashstralia]

Down here, we're getting ready for another hot summer.
And there will be a flood.

[Angel]

We had flooding here in June...of course it was the weekend my sump pump quit working. Bailed the sump basin non-stop for 19 hours till we could get a new one. We don't have any bodies of water here, the ground was just so saturated it couldn't take anymore...

[Nitro Express]

Whistler's not always that certain for snow. Remember when they had the Winter Olympics there a few years back, and had to make fake snow because it was a "global warming" winter in the Northwest.

That happens. I skied Park City, Utah and Sun Valley Idaho when rocks and dirt were poking through the ski runs back in the 1980's. Some years there is lot's of snow and some years there isn't. One of the best ski seasons I remember was when mount Pinitubo went off in the Philippines. It affected the weather to where we got some great snow because of it.

[Angel]

I'm thinking Banff will be good this year. There's snow in them thar hills.

[Kristy]

We're not talking about the world, you cretin...

Right. Silly me. Little did I know climate only refers to Frozen Hillbilly Hicksville, Canada.

[Angel]

Right. Silly me. Little did I know climate only refers to Frozen Hillbilly Hicksville, Canada.

This is MY annual holy fuck it's cold thread. Of course I'm talking about where I live. And there's no fucking hills in this fucking hick town. Winnipeg is Canada's asshole...where I live is Canada's taint...

[ashstralia]

I kinda like when it floods, for a few days my apartment has 'water views'.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I kinda like when it floods, for a few days my apartment has 'water views'.

and snakes and bugs views too?

[ashstralia]

Yeah mate! No roos though.

[Angel]

I kinda like when it floods, for a few days my apartment has 'water views'.

We get a lake on the corner every spring thaw or torrential downpour. No critters...unless you count the pimps and ho's...

[ashstralia]

We get a lake on the corner every spring thaw or torrential downpour. No critters...unless you count the pimps and ho's...

Most everybody gots ta eat!

[Kristy]

This is MY annual holy fuck it's cold thread. Of course I'm talking about where I live. And there's no fucking hills in this fucking hick town. Winnipeg is Canada's asshole...where I live is Canada's taint...

EVERY Canadian is a frozen hillbilly.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I kinda like when it floods, for a few days my apartment has 'water views'.

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/...abrk/15272279/

kiwi dan spent a coupla weeks a mile from those retention basins...

[Angel]

Fucking 34 F, feels like 25. It's 58 in the house and the damn furnace is not working! Dammit!!!

[ZahZoo]

Why are y'all sending that cold stuff all the way down here..?

Right now it's 84F... feels like 90 with 66% humidity. Thursday's forecast is high 75 with lows in upper 50's... That's normal late October weather here!!

[Nitro Express]

Fucking 34 F, feels like 25. It's 58 in the house and the damn furnace is not working! Dammit!!!

You need to go full tribal. Fuck the furnace. Get a wig wam or better yet a yurt. Have plenty of firewood and tell Dave Lennox to go fuck himself.

http://www.coloradoyurt.com/gallery/

[cadaverdog]

You need to go full tribal. Fuck the furnace.

No thanx. If I want to roast my weenie I'll do it on the stove.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No thanx. If I want to roast my weenie I'll do it on the stove.

wash your oven mitt, just in case

[VetteLS5]

wash your oven mitt, just in case

Can we create an emoticon for that, or just use this photo?

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Ok, for everyone who went "WTF"... that's Mitt Romney's wife. Get it? Mitt Fucker? Yeesh... do I need to draw popgears for you all?

[VetteLS5]

Happily enjoying these cool evenings and overnights. Winter-schminter. 2 cords of wood already cut, split, and stacked and 1 ton of pellets for the pellet stove already on hand. Let it snow.