The annual holy fuck it's cold thread

[Angel]

[Kristy]

See? Nothing but a country of frozen hillbillies.

[Nickdfresh]

Well holy fuck, up to 24-30 inches (61-76cm) of snow due here buy Wednesday...

[twonabomber]

We got hammered on Thursday, about a foot at work and a little less right here on the lake. Plow guy didn't show up to the plant until after 7 pm, we had cars stuck in the parking lot and two semis and our yard truck stuck in the back lot.

I was on nights Thursday, left ten minutes early and was seven minutes later than usual. One of the local elementary schools had kids stuck in traffic on a bus until almost 6 pm.

Supposed to be another round starting this evening, lasting through tomorrow night.

[FORD]

No snow around here yet, but damn it's been cold. Seems like we went from 70 degree days in October (a bit warmer then usual) to daytime "highs" in the low 40s and overnight temps of around 18 or so. I actually prefer the cold & dry to the usual cold & damp (and resulting moldy) but damn, how about a gradual drop in temperatures, for fucks sake??

[Kristy]

Well holy fuck, up to 24-30 inches (61-76cm) of snow due here buy Wednesday...

Pussy.

[Nickdfresh]

It's too early for this shit!

[twonabomber]

Yup.

I think the last two Novembers have been snow free. A co-worker and I had a bet last year, I said we wouldn't get enough snow to shovel before December 1, and he said we would...I won.

It's not really that cold yet, it'll be mid 20's later in the week.

[Kristy]

It was what, 12 below here the other night. And little Nicky cries over some snow.

[Nickdfresh]

It was what, 12 below here the other night. And little Nicky cries over some snow.

It's easier to drive in -12F than 12" of snow...

As for minus temps, we had plenty of that this year...

[twonabomber]

When I worked at Progressive, our Colorado Springs location regularly closed for winter storm events. The campus here never closed due to weather.

I doubt either location closes much now, due to the large number of telecommuters they have.

[Angel]

Never have closures here, no matter how much snow or how cold it gets.

[Hardrock69]

People freak out when there is just a light drizzle in the South.

It is just fucking light rain, people.



Like this morning. Light drizzle. Turned to extemely light snow and was over by 8. Got sunny. Then cloudy. Then sunny. Then it got dark. And the entire fucking time it was fucking cold outside. And windy too.

But you kids don't know nothing. We used to get blizzards with 2 feet of snow every year in Kansas. And it ALWAYS gets down to 5-10 below zero every year. And it always gets over 100 back there in summer.

Thing is, if the Earth fell into the sun, we would have a high of, oh....about 10,000 or so.

[Angel]

Eeeewww...5 or 10 below. Fuck. We get 30 & 40 below.

[Kristy]

It's always cold in Frozen Hillbilly Land.

[Dan]

1st Of Dec Will Be Summer Here.

[Nitro Express]

Eeeewww...5 or 10 below. Fuck. We get 30 & 40 below.

We will get that cold but I'm up at 6300 feet. Usually in the coldest part of the winter we average -20 F. Our house is so well insulated you don't know it's that cold outside and our cars are garaged. Still cool having your hair freeze solid when you are out in the hot tub. It's all about having a place built for that kind of cold. A leaky drafty house with poor insulation would make it miserable.

[Nitro Express]

It was what, 12 below here the other night. And little Nicky cries over some snow.

Upstate New York is in the snow belt due to the lake effect off the great lakes. They can really get dumped on especially up around Watertown.

[Nickdfresh]

Upstate New York is in the snow belt due to the lake effect off the great lakes. They can really get dumped on especially up around Watertown.

And Buffalo, Hamburg, Rochester, Orchard Park, Lackawanna, Pittsford, Tonawanda, Dunkirk/Fredonia, etc. We have 18" on the ground right now and more is coming, we received an emergency services call stating there is a total driving ban in effect...

[Angel]

It's always cold in Frozen Hillbilly Land.

Of course, otherwise the igloos would freeze.

[mh5150]

Baltimore MD. 23*@6am

WHERE IS THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN? 📢📢📢📡📡📡

[Von Halen]

And Buffalo, Hamburg, Rochester, Orchard Park, Lackawanna, Pittsford, Tonawanda, Dunkirk/Fredonia, etc. We have 18" on the ground right now and more is coming, we received an emergency services call stating there is a total driving ban in effect...

You guys have 18" of snow already? Fuck that!

It's 15 degrees here this morning. I'm already sick of this shit! Fuck winter! I need to move!

[Angel]

Of course, otherwise the igloos would freeze.

Oh fuck. Thaw, not freeze...

[Angel]

You guys have 18" of snow already? Fuck that!

It's 15 degrees here this morning. I'm already sick of this shit! Fuck winter! I need to move!

The prediction for us is that we're going to have the "T-Rex" of winter. I actually like the cold, but not -30 to -40 for 5 months solid like it was last year.

[Nickdfresh]

They're talking 3-4 feet of snow in the most persistent bands (of Lake Effect Snow). Guess where I live. This is going to be a fairly epic storm...

[Von Halen]

The prediction for us is that we're going to have the "T-Rex" of winter. I actually like the cold, but not -30 to -40 for 5 months solid like it was last year.

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

[Angel]

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

My hope is that they will be wrong. They usually are. Winter started in October last year, so we're already ahead of the game.

The warmth is up North. Warmer in Alaska than Texas the other day.

[Kristy]

I love when the east coast and the midwest endures shit weather. Brings a smile to my face every time.

Enjoy sucking on Jack Frost's dick Michigan.

[ZahZoo]

It ain't right any time of the year for it to be warmer in any part of Alaska than Arkansas... I moved to the South to stay away from nasty winter crap!!

18 frickin degrees this morning... Good news we return to normal temps in the upper 50's near 60 starting tomorrow.

[Von Halen]

Enjoy sucking on Jack Frost's dick Michigan.

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

[ZahZoo]

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

There could be an advantage in it for you... you'd then have a semi-valid excuse of lack of oxygen for your dumbass moments!!!

[Von Halen]

There could be an advantage in it for you... you'd then have a semi-valid excuse of lack of oxygen for your dumbass moments!!!

Who says I have dumbass moments?

[Nickdfresh]

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

The Polar Vortex came in and gave Global Warming a wedgie, took his lunch money, and stuffed him in a locker...

Then again, it's going to be almost 60F here on Monday...

[Kristy]

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

Interesting.

[Nitro Express]

Oh goody. Instead of Mork and Mindy it would be Von and Kristy. Von can dress gay and drive Kristy around in the buggy.

[Angel]

Who says I have dumbass moments?

All of us...

[Nitro Express]

We are just dumb. In the old days you stored up enough food and just got drunk and fucked all winter. Now we risk our lives on icey roads getting to a job most of us hate.

[Dave's Bitch]

you stored up enough food and just got drunk and fucked all winter.

That's my plan. It is pretty damn cold here

[Nitro Express]

It's my plan but my female company keeps leaving to visit friends and relatives.

[Dave's Bitch]

It's my plan but my female company keeps leaving to visit friends and relatives.

While the cat's away