The annual holy fuck it's cold thread

[Nitro Express]

No, the problem with Seattle is there are too many goddamned hills, so the entire city pretty much shuts down when there's any measurable amount of snow and ice. That, and all the transplanted Californians who don't know how to drive in the shit.

Olympia usually fares a little better. There's only a couple of streets that usually get closed up under more extreme weather, and neither is a major traffic corridor. And the goddamn snowplows start rolling here when there's more than an inch of snow on the ground. Which is somewhat annoying when you live on or near a main street and the things are making noise all night long.

I just remember people putting on snow chains and driving 70 down I-90. The chains would come loose and beat the hell out of people's wheel wells. Ice with a skiff of snow and hills. Yup, cars off the road and all four wheels locked up and the car is still going down hill like a hockey puck.

[Nitro Express]

Winter in Colorado sucks when you get snowed in up at Estes Park and some asshole chops through the bathroom door with a fire axe and yells "Here's Johnny!"

[twonabomber]

Gaed, you're a fucking idiot. I said "statewide" you bag of turds. Why in the fuck do you think I no longer live in Ouray? (well, apart from the yuppies).


Ouray averages 22.7 inches of annual precipitation a year. Typically this includes 138 inches of snowfall. With an average of 285 days of sunshine, most days are sunny and bright. Summer highs are rarely above 85 and lows are in the 50's."

So do fuck off, you borderline asshat.

There's good off-roading in Ouray.

[Nickdfresh]

Working on six feet of snow here, no one has seen anything like it. Maybe seven by tomorrow...

[Angel]

Working on six feet of snow here, no one has seen anything like it. Maybe seven by tomorrow...

Unfreaking believable how much you guys have!

[twonabomber]

Snow's gone! Hooray!

[Nickdfresh]

Yup Now above freezing and no problems, yet...

[Kristy]

Yup Now above freezing and no problems, yet...

Quit bitching.

[Angel]

-32.8 F... Holy fuck it's cold...

[ZahZoo]

That's a bit chilly...

[Angel]

That's a bit chilly...

And it's supposed to get colder...and I have no heat in my car...but, I'm a frozen hillbilly, I'll survive, lol.

[VAiN]

It dipped into the 50's here for a bit in the morning. It was brutal.

[Angel]

It dipped into the 50's here for a bit in the morning. It was brutal.

Pffft. I'm pushing for -50.

[ELVIS]

80 global warming degrees here today on da bayou...

[ELVIS]

I have no heat in my car...

This would do nicely...

[VAiN]

80 global warming degrees here today on da bayou...

Same here.. clear blue skies too..

[ELVIS]

Same here...

Beautiful day...

I love global warming...

[Angel]

I need to move further north. All the warm air up there is pushing the cold air down here...

[Angel]

Pffft. I'm pushing for -50.

-43.6. We might get there yet. Brrrr...

[ELVIS]

Further proof that I wouldn't want to be your nipples...

[twonabomber]

60 today, 30's tomorrow. Almost the same temp swing we get in the summer!

[Angel]

Further proof that I wouldn't want to be your nipples...

I think they fell off yesterday driving to the grocery store, lol.

[Angel]

60 today, 30's tomorrow. Almost the same temp swing we get in the summer!

We're stuck with this for the next few months, I'm sure... they promise it will go up by end of the week but I don't believe them.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i had to

[Angel]

Lol. We're laughing. Been a balmy -5 c for awhile now...

[Angel]

And...not laughing anymore. -15 f. Real feel -30. Freaking COLD!!!

[ELVIS]

And if you had a man you'd have a car with heat...

[ashstralia]

And if you had a man you'd have a car with heat...

Nice tip! Your guy is a sexy Brazilian I bet...

[Angel]

And if you had a man you'd have a car with heat...

What the fuck does a man have to do with it? I replaced the resistor in the blower motor. Works like a charm again...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Nice tip! Your guy is a sexy Brazilian I bet...

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608...d=1.9&rs=0&p=0

[Dan]

Summer-Time Peeps.

[kwame k]

Now that's really fucking How Rude, pappy!

[Dan]

Make Sure You Are Wearing 3 Socks This Winter,Son.

[Angel]

-47 F. Good day to stay indoors...

[vandeleur]

That's rudiculous

[Angel]

That's rudiculous

That's with the windchill. Only -31 without, lol.

[vandeleur]

That's with the windchill. Only -31 without, lol.

not sure what's worse my spelling or how cold that is. But hey I made a new word