The annual holy fuck it's cold thread

[mh5150]

Baltimore MD. 23*@6am

WHERE IS THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN? 📢📢📢📡📡📡

[Von Halen]

And Buffalo, Hamburg, Rochester, Orchard Park, Lackawanna, Pittsford, Tonawanda, Dunkirk/Fredonia, etc. We have 18" on the ground right now and more is coming, we received an emergency services call stating there is a total driving ban in effect...

You guys have 18" of snow already? Fuck that!

It's 15 degrees here this morning. I'm already sick of this shit! Fuck winter! I need to move!

[Angel]

Of course, otherwise the igloos would freeze.

Oh fuck. Thaw, not freeze...

[Angel]

You guys have 18" of snow already? Fuck that!

It's 15 degrees here this morning. I'm already sick of this shit! Fuck winter! I need to move!

The prediction for us is that we're going to have the "T-Rex" of winter. I actually like the cold, but not -30 to -40 for 5 months solid like it was last year.

[Nickdfresh]

They're talking 3-4 feet of snow in the most persistent bands (of Lake Effect Snow). Guess where I live. This is going to be a fairly epic storm...

[Von Halen]

The prediction for us is that we're going to have the "T-Rex" of winter. I actually like the cold, but not -30 to -40 for 5 months solid like it was last year.

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

[Angel]

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

My hope is that they will be wrong. They usually are. Winter started in October last year, so we're already ahead of the game.

The warmth is up North. Warmer in Alaska than Texas the other day.

[Kristy]

I love when the east coast and the midwest endures shit weather. Brings a smile to my face every time.

Enjoy sucking on Jack Frost's dick Michigan.

[ZahZoo]

It ain't right any time of the year for it to be warmer in any part of Alaska than Arkansas... I moved to the South to stay away from nasty winter crap!!

18 frickin degrees this morning... Good news we return to normal temps in the upper 50's near 60 starting tomorrow.

[Von Halen]

Enjoy sucking on Jack Frost's dick Michigan.

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

[ZahZoo]

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

There could be an advantage in it for you... you'd then have a semi-valid excuse of lack of oxygen for your dumbass moments!!!

[Von Halen]

There could be an advantage in it for you... you'd then have a semi-valid excuse of lack of oxygen for your dumbass moments!!!

Who says I have dumbass moments?

[Nickdfresh]

We fucking had that LAST FUCKING YEAR! This year is going to be as bad, or worse? FUCK THIS SHIT!

It was 25 fucking degrees in Nashville last night. Coldest football game ever played there, last night.

Hey Nick, what the fuck happened with the global warming your Government was spouting about?

The Polar Vortex came in and gave Global Warming a wedgie, took his lunch money, and stuffed him in a locker...

Then again, it's going to be almost 60F here on Monday...

[Kristy]

I just might move to Colorado, with you.

Interesting.

[Nitro Express]

Oh goody. Instead of Mork and Mindy it would be Von and Kristy. Von can dress gay and drive Kristy around in the buggy.