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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post

    Actually it's also pretty cool that there are two weather stations on Mars...
    I guess I don't get those channels. They just talk about the weather on planet Earth on the ones here in the states. We like to think we're pretty advanced here but as far as I know we haven't been to Mars yet. No wonder Mr Scott was so good at his job. You Scottish folks are fucking geniouses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's funny to think that the temperature forecast on Mars for tomorrow is a warmer -7C/19F.

    Actually it's also pretty cool that there are two weather stations on Mars...
    I think this morning they said we were one degree warmer than the South Pole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    I think this morning they said we were one degree warmer than the South Pole...
    In New York or on Mars?

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    Do you see "Mars" in my location?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Do you see "Mars" in my location?
    Mine says I'm dead but I'm not. At least I don't think I am. I better check my pulse. That sucks. I am dead.

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    28 degrees on the bayou this morning...

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    Still a warm and toasty 666 degrees down here in Hell.

    Y'all are welcome to come down and visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    No wonder Mr Scott was so good at his job. You Scottish folks are fucking geniouses.
    Actually it's simple. Read this:

    Scotty.jpg

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...l-9045204.html

    The freezing temperatures in the United States have caused an escaped inmate to turn himself back in.

    42-year-old Robert Vick of Hartford escaped the minimum security Blackburn Correctional Complex in Lexington, Kentucky, on Sunday.

    After the temperatures dropped to low single digits the following day, Vick felt the need to surrender himself. According to Lexington police spokesperson Sherelle Roberts, he walked into a motel and told the clerk he wanted to turn himself in in order to escape the arctic climate.

    Roberts stated: "It's cold out there, too cold to run around. I can understand why the suspect would turn himself in."

    Lisa Lamb, spokesperson for the Department of Corrections, clarified that Vick would have been wearing prison-issued khaki pants, a shirt and a jacket. Wind chills were down as low as -29 degrees Celsius in Lexington on Monday.

    Vick was treated for hypothermia on Monday evening before being returned to prison.

    He was serving a six-year sentence for burglary and criminal possession of a forged instrument at the time of his escape.

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    and your zoo animals are gettin' popcycles
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    and your zoo animals are gettin' popcycles
    "Winner" didn´t recieve any popcycles

    "The last remaining polar bear at Buenos Aires zoo has died in a heat wave".

    Zoo officials say 'Winner' became nervous and irritated amid the scorching heat and the noise from fireworks during Christmas Eve celebrations.

    This affected his ability to control his body temperature and he apparently died of hyperthermia.

    The zoo in the Argentine capital is widely visited and has traditionally showcased polar bears.

    Officials say the animals used to live in a 2.5metre diameter pool but their cage was improved in 1993 when a 145,000-litre pool was built along with a site for birthing and three security rings.

    The zoo said in a statement that the site had been visited by experts and met all international regulations to house polar bears.

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    Serves you buttdrips right to freeze by not legalizing weed in the shitholes where you live.



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    ^^^ what a ridiculous statement...
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    Quote Originally Posted by katina View Post
    "Winner" didn´t recieve any popcycles

    "The last remaining polar bear at Buenos Aires zoo has died in a heat wave".

    Zoo officials say 'Winner' became nervous and irritated amid the scorching heat and the noise from fireworks during Christmas Eve celebrations.

    This affected his ability to control his body temperature and he apparently died of hyperthermia.

    The zoo in the Argentine capital is widely visited and has traditionally showcased polar bears.

    Officials say the animals used to live in a 2.5metre diameter pool but their cage was improved in 1993 when a 145,000-litre pool was built along with a site for birthing and three security rings.

    The zoo said in a statement that the site had been visited by experts and met all international regulations to house polar bears.
    damn

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    damn
    No polar bear should be in a zoo, ANYWHERE, but especially in the South. That just sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    No polar bear should be in a zoo, ANYWHERE, but especially in the South. That just sucks.
    I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

    http://observers.france24.com/conten...argentina-heat

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    Quote Originally Posted by katina View Post
    I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

    http://observers.france24.com/conten...argentina-heat
    Awe man...that just breaks my heart. Let him come up here to the snow and ice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katina View Post
    I totally agree, I think our last remaining polar bear Arturo is struggling to survive our heat wave, and our ignorant and corrupt politicians, this just sucks.

    http://observers.france24.com/conten...argentina-heat
    I hope your pink fairy armadillos are ok...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I hope your pink fairy armadillos are ok...

    is that it's tail?

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    Ribbed, for someone's pleasure.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Awe man...that just breaks my heart. Let him come up here to the snow and ice!
    Latest news are that more A/C, fresh water and a semi shadowed screen have been installed in Arturo’s enclosure. This issue has had a great media impact. Some government authorities have resigned and since last Tuesday the Zoo has a new director, a veterinarian

    We both already signed a petition. Many citizens, professionals, animal welfare activists, are organizing protests at the Mendoza Zoo and at the local province government building. This weekend there will be a TV debate, on the local Mendoza network, between government authorities and Arturo’s supporters that will demand for Canadian specialists, to come down here, to assess Arturo´s health condition, for a possible safe trip to Canada.

    The best for Arturo is to travel to Canada and spend his last years there. We appreciate the Canadian effort in helping with this situation, for Arturo’s sake.

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    No news on the armadillos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    No news on the armadillos?
    Pink fairy armadillos??? We call them Pichiciego, they live in the warm sandy plains…..their number is declining and are impossible to find.

    Pichiciego is not a funny word here, for some people who were born in or before 1963.

    Los Pichiciegos is the first book about Malvinas-Falklands War ever written, by Argentinian writer Rodolfo Fogwill, he wrote it in six days in June 1982 during the war.
    It´s a novel, a brilliant description of life underground during the conflict. Almost all the ground troops deployed to Malvinas were from sub-tropical areas of Argentina, 18 years old boys with only a couple of months of training, they knew very well to avoid snakes and sunstroke, and The Junta sent them without any appropriate Winter equipment….
    Rodolfo Fogwill was put in jail in the 70 by the military dictatorship, when he came out, he wrote his first story Muchacha Punk ( Punk Girl), which won a prize, and began to write regulary. He had to wait until the fall of the military dictatorship to published Los Pichiciegos ( there were clandestine prints).

    Los Pichiciegos was published in Britain as Malvinas Requiem.

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    Get ready folks. It's coming back...

    http://www.salon.com/2014/01/17/brac...s_coming_back/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Get ready folks. It's coming back...

    http://www.salon.com/2014/01/17/brac...s_coming_back/
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Greetings from Fryeburg, Maine.. I couldn't let some of you hog all the winter. Damn it's cold up here!
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    It's so cold here I've got the A/C on full blast and it's still hot. Damn So Cal winters. I think I'll hit the beach tommorow and check out some babes in bikinis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    It's so cold here I've got the A/C on full blast and it's still hot. Damn So Cal winters. I think I'll hit the beach tommorow and check out some babes in bikinis.
    Pffft. I saw a guy shoveling his walknin his shorts this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Pffft. I saw a guy shoveling his walknin his shorts this morning.
    That's nothing. I streaked across Lambeau field during a blizzard once. The snow was so deep I got frost bitten balls.

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    Serves you right.

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    had saturday off and started on my tan

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    had saturday off and started on my tan
    It's been so sunny this winter in So Cal I never lost mine. I only wear a shirt if I'm going somewhere I have to wear one to. I haven't put on long pants since I got booted out of school. When I was a truck driver I'd never wear long pants. I'd throw a pair of sweat pants on if I absolutely had to but that's about it. I used to ride my Harley in shorts and tennis shoes until a buddy laid his bike down in shorts and I saw how fucked up his legs got from laying on hot asphault before the ambulance came. They were afraid to move him but his injuries were mostly cosmetic. They didn't know that at the time though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    had saturday off and started on my tan


    I'll be plowing my way out tomorrow.

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    Snowing like a motherfucker in MN right now. High of -4 with 50 mph wind gusts by Thursday.

    This blows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    Snowing like a motherfucker in MN right now. High of -4 with 50 mph wind gusts by Thursday.

    This blows.
    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    I see what you did there.
    You have to keep the jokes simple around here...

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    Aaaarrgh. -50 F with windchill right now. Is this never gonna end?

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