Kristy's Top 5 Roth Army Closet Homosexuals of 2013

[Kristy]

1. Matt White - This is a given. I've noticed Matt hasn't been around a lot in 2013. Perhaps he did come out. Good for him.

2. Jacksmar - Post way too many pictures of skanky women with F A T asses and even F A T T E R arms. The man has no taste for women of taste. He responses to women in misogynistic terms and outdated jokes that he seriously believes are funny. Therefore, that is a sure sign he is a flamer.

3. Diamondjimi - So angry all the time. Chances are good he's dealing with a lot of latent tendencies towards his own gender and he just cannot express them.

4. Von Halen - Tricky about Von. You see, he is more into homoerotic images of men then wanting to actually engage in a fudge-packing session with one complete with the cream if you get my drift. This could be due to the fact that he is old, unattractive and a general asshole who wished he had an asshole to come home to.

5. Mushroom - This dude is gayer than Richard Simmons on a carnival cruise. Lots of anger as well only his is more directed towards himself.

[mug]

Your one interesting chick. Moving to Denver, legal weed sounds awesome.

[Kristy]

Please don't come here.

[jacksmar]

Kristy, thanks for thinking about me yet again.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.


A night to remember!!!!!!!!!!!





A night you can never forget.

[Kristy]

A night you can never forget.

Dripping from DTSW on Vimeo.

[jacksmar]

And where's my nude photo? You know how many hours my secretary Shelia put in on our proposition? Topless?

Even Fab Shadow sent me a photo. Get with the program.

[jacksmar]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, feminists can't change anything.







A night regretted.

[VAiN]

Looking forward to more lists from Kristy.. always entertaining.

[cadaverdog]

And where's my nude photo? You know how many hours my secretary Shelia put in on our proposition? Topless?

Even Fab Shadow sent me a photo. Get with the program.

Some chick sent me a picture of her tits on another site. They were big but unattractive. We were both living in Texas at the time and she wanted to hook up. But she lived in El Paso and I lived in Ft Worth. If she'd have been better looking I might have driven there to "meat" her.

[cadaverdog]

Looking forward to more lists from Kristy.. always entertaining.

She does put a little effort into her meanness.

[cadaverdog]

Kristy, thanks for thinking about me yet again.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.


A night to remember!!!!!!!!!!!





A night you can never forget.

I hope that doesn't give me nightmares.

[Guitar Shark]

Some chick sent me a picture of her tits on another site. They were big but unattractive. We were both living in Texas at the time and she wanted to hook up. But she lived in El Paso and I lived in Ft Worth. If she'd have been better looking I might have driven there to "meat" her.

Well, your chances at her place are probably better than on your friend's couch.

[cadaverdog]

Well, your chances at her place are probably better than on your friend's couch.

I'm sure you often score on another mans couch. With the man that owns it that is.

[Satan]

Ah, so now Socky thinks everyone is gay.....except him.

Ironically, as an ex-convict, he's the one most likely to have actually engaged in same sex relations.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm sure you often score on another mans couch. With the man that owns it that is.

Haha. That was truly one of your weakest comebacks ever, which is really saying something.

[cadaverdog]

Haha. That was truly one of your weakest comebacks ever, which is really saying something.

You laughed. But that's probably because you're a mental deficiant. You probably laugh at everything just like a fucking hyena.

[cadaverdog]

Ah, so now Socky thinks everyone is gay.....except him.

Ironically, as an ex-convict, he's the one most likely to have actually engaged in same sex relations.

See what a hypocrite you are. You defend homos then you call me one as an insult. Of course that's a typical liberal thing. You probably bitch about gun control until you need one yourself just like Rosie O'Donell.

[cadaverdog]

Ah, so now Socky thinks everyone is gay.....except him.
.

Not everyone. Just you and guitar guppie.

[Satan]

See what a hypocrite you are. You defend homos then you call me one as an insult.

Where's the insult? I just pointed out a factual part of your own admitted history. If your past as a prison bitch is insulting to you, then that sounds like a personal problem. Maybe you should talk to a shrink about that?

[cadaverdog]

Where's the insult? I just pointed out a factual part of your own admitted history. If your past as a prison bitch is insulting to you, then that sounds like a personal problem. Maybe you should talk to a shrink about that?

Only in your fantasies. I was going to talk some smack back but what's the point? I'm not going to quit posting but I'm going to quit playing your childish fucking name calling games and try not to instigate any with anybody else. Talk all the shit you want in response. Don't be offended by the childish part I'm doing the same fucking shit back like a fucking robot. I just want to come here and fucking chill.

[ELVIS]

You're going to stop playing childish games ??

Let's see just how long that lasts...

[jacksmar]

[jacksmar]

What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
Her ankles

[jacksmar]

Kristy, I have idea. If you're really a woman shoot a home lezbo pot party vid. That way like most women when asked to do it again in a lezbo 5some you can say:

I was too high to remember doing that.

[cadaverdog]

You're going to stop playing childish games ??

Let's see just how long that lasts...

Unlike you I get tired of hearing the same old tired shit every fucking day. I know I don't have a fucking job or my own home. You don't need to remind me how much it sucks but it's my reality so I deal with it. I'm not trying to pretend I'm something I'm not. Have a shitty day.

[jacksmar]

Kristy,

You're going to miss a great party tonight. Here's wishing you lots of weed and plastic surgery in 2014!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

never mind

[Mushroom]

5. Mushroom - This dude is gayer than Richard Simmons on a carnival cruise. Lots of anger as well only his is more directed towards himself.

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#5 ???? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck I hate to lose! Com'on Kristy!!!

[Anonymous]

Von's not really "in the closet"... unless you count being there with the doors flung wide open for everyone to see.

Cheers!