What The Fuck, Man: The Alvin Lee "Conspiracy"

[Kristy]

Alvin "horse face" Lee was known for playing his "Big Red" Gibson ES-335 at that appalling filthy hippie drug fest known as "Woodstock"



Then why in the fuck is this ancient issue of Guitar Player is he holding a Guild Starfire IV (an no, you fucking cretin asshats, I cannot find a Google image of it). Wasn't Alvin known for playing a Gibson...?

The only possible explanation can be he was obviously abducted by aliens, anal probed and forced to make really bad records in the 70's except 'Rocket Fuel' which wasn't all that bad


...but this all leads to other unsolved mysteries on why aliens would abduct hippies, right? I mean, they're disgusting, dirty people who are poor and live on shit weed and food stamps. They vote Libertardian for fuck's sake.

We live in strange, strange times.

[Mushroom]

What picture? He's playing a Gibson in the photo above.. BTW he's accomplished much more on shit weed than you have in your entire life.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I saw him live in April '95, and he played his legendary Peace & Love red axe from start to finish. And the Man D.E.L.I.V.E.R.E.D.

Always loved his TYA stuff, always will. And a handful of his solo work.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Mister Lee...

R.I.P.

[Kristy]

What picture?

You can't read can you?


Asshole.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

vocab

[PETE'S BROTHER]

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[VHscraps]

I saw him live in April '95, and he played his legendary Peace & Love red axe from start to finish. And the Man D.E.L.I.V.E.R.E.D.

Always loved his TYA stuff, always will. And a handful of his solo work.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Mister Lee...

R.I.P.

Aha - as posted a few months ago in the Youtube jams thread ... THIS, from 1969, I think (and froma very seedy movie called 'Groupie'). Amazing tone on this.

[Kristy]

Right here is proof you cretins!



Alvin harping on about space aliens! Dude was definitively into anal with them.

Here they come, and they fly with the power of the sun. Here they come, and they're going to touch everyone.

No doubt Alvin was "touched."

[VHscraps]

It was the Woodstock experience - I think he took to heart Joni Mitchell's song of the same name ... 'we are stardust / we are golden / and we got to get ourselves back to the garden'

Best means back - aliens.

[Mushroom]

You can't read can you?


Asshole.

Scan your fucking Guitar Player magazine retard! We like pictures of guitar players!

[Mushroom]

Right here is proof you cretins!



Alvin harping on about space aliens! Dude was definitively into anal with them.

Here they come, and they fly with the power of the sun. Here they come, and they're going to touch everyone.

No doubt Alvin was "touched."

Great find!

[Kristy]

Scan your fucking Guitar Player magazine retard! We like pictures of guitar players!

So you're admitting that you're gay?

[Mushroom]

I just try to pick up new poses while playing rock star!

[Kristy]

Yeah, that's pretty gay.

[Nitro Express]

Right here is proof you cretins!



Alvin harping on about space aliens! Dude was definitively into anal with them.

Here they come, and they fly with the power of the sun. Here they come, and they're going to touch everyone.

No doubt Alvin was "touched."

There is also a shaggy headed tequila huxter who's into anal and aliens. I believe he's named after a viking newspaper comic character.