He only knows what you have posted. Let's recap.
You are Canadian.
You are a lesbian.
You live in the ghetto.
You are a horrible actress.
Your ex is a drunk.
You take in vagrants that beat you with vacuum cleaners.
You have been at University for 30 plus years.
You are a pot head.
You hate men.
You hate women.
I know there is much more, that I can't seem to recall at the moment. I'm sure some others can add to this list.
Canadian...yes
Lesbian...who cares?
Live in the hood? Yup. Why pay 1100/mo for a one bedroom apartment when I can pay the same for a whole house? Our "ghetto" is nothing like the American equivalent.
Horrible actress? I have accolades from directors and awards that say otherwise. I admit, I'm not great at improv...which if you're going by "Gunderson"...a LOT of that was improv...and there was 0 time spent on developing character. In other words, you haven't seen my acting, so you have nothing to base that opinion on. Come to my next play and then make your judgment.
Married to a drunk? Yes...just as your wife was.
Too big-hearted? Yes. That doesn't make one stupid, just too nice.
University for 30 years. Yes...the school of hard knocks. 4 years in uni though. And now I'm doing the work I love. Improving your lot in life is not a sign of lack of intelligence.
A pothead? Yes, I'm Canadian. Much prefer pot smokers over drunks.
Hate men? No...just misogynists like you.
Hate women? No...just a profound dislike for sluts...especially of the cyber kind.
Let's recap.
Puts others needs ahead of her own.
Quits shit secretarial job, returns to school, and embarks upon a new career which provides empowerment for people who face oppression and marginalization.
Makes sure her life has balance and enjoys her hobbies to the fullest.
Is fiscally responsible enough to choose to live in a poorer neighbourhood, and reaps the benefits. Bigger place, garage, a/c and privacy..for the same or less than what it would cost to live in a more affluent neighbourhood.
Loves people of all genders, ages, races, etc...
Now...let's talk about the op...
Owns a bar and thinks that means his shit don't stink.
Risks a real-life relationship for cyber pussy.
Has a parrot that plays guitar.
Oh yeah, that's a real bright one there...
i just got the parrot "joke". oy
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I really wanna jump in this topic but figure what good would it do.
But this post.
It is the difference between the type of posters here.
The Army was never safe...but always fun.
Angel's post...she felt she crossed a line and apologized immediately.
She is not gonna go digging into your personal life and cause shit either.
Class.
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One doesn't have to dig deep to find Von's shit...
Potential great material here. I think a few more Gunderson's episodes can be milked out of this.You are Canadian.
You are a lesbian.
You live in the ghetto.
You are a horrible actress.
Your ex is a drunk.
You take in vagrants that beat you with vacuum cleaners.
You have been at University for 30 plus years.
You are a pot head.
You hate men.
You hate women.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
"CYBER PUSSY"
That could be a great band name.
Don't operate your keyboard while being drunk or high.
One out of two ain't bad
I disagree.
You want a name that will come top when someone googles it.
We recently supported a band whose name is a character from a movie, I don't understand why people are still making basic 21st century mistakes like that.
On a similar front I met someone today whose 11 year old music student son googled 'Big Organs' with horrendous results...
We supported an up and coming band in Camden called the Thai brides ... Awkward trying to get details of them On the computer at work .
Ok. I'm naming my band "Barely Legal" or "Hot MILFS"You want a name that will come top when someone googles it.
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