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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Originally posted by ELVIS
    And I can teach it to you for just four easy payments of $200...
    Actually King, you were playing fast and loose with the pricing, yet that's cool, as I support free trade. The thing is, you could have offered the advice pamphlets along with the Bacon Bowl Cookbook for no extra charge at around 15-30 bucks.


    Then once you had a hook in their mouth, offer to double the offer and include a free Magic Chop if they only pay three times the shipping!









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • ThrillsNSpills
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6626

      Originally posted by WARF
      I can rejoin bright eyes now. I got a new IP address, I moved out of Boston for rehab and got a new job lol
      This time I will seek advice from Lenora instead of putting her head photoshopped on to a beer bottle lol
      Bright eye counseling brewing Co.
      LOL
      Quick. Will somebody cue up the Mary Tyler Moore theme please.
      La la la la la
      la la la la
      la la la la la

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
        Quick. Will somebody cue up the Mary Tyler Moore theme please.
        La la la la la
        la la la la
        la la la la la









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • ZahZoo
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 8966

          Hmmmm...

          Nevermind...
          Last edited by ZahZoo; 03-30-2014, 01:07 PM. Reason: Nuff said...
          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15318

            ZahZoo check your PM. I got some good news for your site.

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            • DONNIEP
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Mar 2004
              • 13373

              Warf quit drinking? Did they run out of booze up north?
              American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49125

                Originally posted by ELVIS
                And I can teach it to you for just four easy payments of $200...
                The asshole-colloid-suppositories?

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11189

                  Originally posted by DONNIEP
                  Warf quit drinking? Did they run out of booze up north?
                  No, suddenly the warehouses are overstocked!
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    Originally posted by twonabomber
                    No, suddenly the warehouses are overstocked!
                    Well thank God for that. I nearly went broke paying his vodka and hooker bills...
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15318

                      My hooker bills are even more expensive now without booze!!!!

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                      • Von Halen
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7500

                        Here's my take...



                        ...Nick does have a strong resemblance to that Mad magazine dude!

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49125

                          Originally posted by Von Halen
                          Here's my take...



                          ...Nick does have a strong resemblance to that Mad magazine dude!
                          Actually I look more like the Cracked guy...

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                          • hambon4lif
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2810

                            This is, unquestionably, the biggest crock of fucking shit I've ever read in my life!

                            Your only regret is that you now realize what a unwise piss-poor decision you made. 50/50 hindsight nonsense bullshit....

                            You're not sorry for anything you've done, or to anyone you've started shit with.

                            Go fuck yourself!

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                            • ZahZoo
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8966

                              Very eloquent assessment!!!
                              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                              • ZahZoo
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8966

                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                Actually I look more like the Cracked guy...
                                I always pictured you looking like one of those creepy spy -vs- spy guys...
                                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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