Roth Army

[WARF]

i got an important announcement to make. I guess it's more like a public apology. This shouldn't be in main discussion but I have the need to address a few things. Sometime in the middle of 2012 I suffered a series if tragic events that led me into alcoholism. I made many poor decisions and my behavior here was erratic and I was a complete asshole to many people. I'm not saying I am completely at fault. I was drinking close to liter of vodka a day. I should have been more respectful to the people who have given me so many years of loyalty. The people who sent me to Cafe Wha? (Va Beach and staff) and honored me with the biggest event in Van Halen's history.

I apologize to everyone who I disrespected over the past couple years. Sesh, sarge, the mods, and everyone else. I can honestly say I don't remember most of my actions. I am also prepared to take any lumps in the comments that follow this post. I love you guys. I am truly sorry for betraying many of you.

=WARF=

[ELVIS]

Do you remember sucking Krusty's cock ??

[WARF]

Do you remember sucking Krusty's cock ??

Of course, ELVIS....

Her Jizz has the sweet taste of legalized marijuana....

Anyways... That's my public apology. You can dump this if you want.

I may have been right on some things but overall I should been more respectful to this site instead of drinking myself to an oblivion and trolling and fucking with people in near blackout condition . I quit drinking and I want to be a better person than I was going berserk on everyone.

[twonabomber]

I'm not saying I am completely at fault.

Then it isn't much of an apology. Thanks for nothing.

edit...what is this, the third or fourth one of these? Should have just stayed true to your style and bumped the old ones.

[WARF]

Twonabomber there was a lot of shit that happened that was wrong from both sides of the fence with different mods and members. I'm apologizing publicly for my faults. I've made many poor decisions. I'm truly sorry to the staff and founders of this site, I should have been more respectful to this site who gave me Cafe Wha? I'm a drunk. I'm sober now and I hope I can reconcile with those I've treated like shit.

[Nitro Express]

I was drinking close to liter of vodka a day.

Hell that's breakfast for a russian grandmother. Now what's your problem again?

[WARF]

Higgins, I heard you make White Russians with your Cheerios in the morning....

[Nitro Express]

Twonabomber there was a lot of shit that happened that was wrong from both sides of the fence with different mods and members. I'm apologizing publicly for my faults. I've made many poor decisions. I'm truly sorry to the staff and founders of this site, I should have been more respectful to this site who gave me Cafe Wha? I'm a drunk. I'm sober now and I hope I can reconcile with those I've treated like shit.

I disagree. People want to be entertained. Without drama caused by a drunken wildman, this site would just be some people arguing over the same old political shit, talking about sports, the weather, and musical instruments and equipment. Scout camp is always funner when you raid the other troop's camp and piss in their camp fire. Then you prepare for the backlash. Peace sells but nobody is buying it.

[Nitro Express]

Do you remember sucking Krusty's cock ??

That's not a cock. It's a clitorus. A big one. Give it a tickle with your tongue and enjoy the sweet taste of legalized Colorado weed! Fuck E-Cigarettes. There are better ways of enjoying tasty juice.

[Nitro Express]

Higgins, I heard you make White Russians with your Cheerios in the morning....

Naw. I have black russians in the morning. I'm addicted to Kahlua. I have to have my coffee in the morning ya know.

[WARF]

I agree message boards can be boring without trolls or wild, out of control drunk people etc etc.... I apologize to Va beach , and the founders. There was no need for myself to be involved in another website or attempting to destroy the site which has done so much for me. That was my biggest mistake. I honestly don't remember half the shit I was writing at the time. I'm not using that as a excuse. I was wrong to start jihad against some of the mods. I know there will be backlash and my reputation is destroyed with some people. I know some people supported my actions. The bottom line is I shouldn't have taken the fight between me and lounge to the level it was. The bottom line was I was wrong to treat the staff like shit. It was total disrespect to Sarge.

[WARF]

Naw. I have black russians in the morning. I'm addicted to Kahlua. I have to have my coffee in the morning ya know.

Higgins , you fucking rule brother. The posts you made in the now defunct DLRF were legendary. You had me in tears in some of your mod room posts.

[Nitro Express]

I agree message boards can be boring without trolls or wild, out of control drunk people etc etc.... I apologize to Va beach , and the founders. There was no need for myself to be involved in another website or attempting to destroy the site which has done so much for me. That was my biggest mistake. I honestly don't remember half the shit I was writing at the time. I'm not using that as a excuse. I was wrong to start jihad against some of the mods. I know there will be backlash and my reputation is destroyed with some people. I know some people supported my actions. The bottom line is I shouldn't have taken the fight between me and lounge to the level it was. The bottom line was I was wrong to treat the staff like shit. It was total disrespect to Sarge.

Ok. You forgot about the sex tape of you with midgets and farm animals. Since you feel true remorse I will just keep it locked up in the underground salt mines for now.

[Nitro Express]

Higgins , you fucking rule brother. The posts you made in the now defunct DLRF were legendary. You had me in tears in some of your mod room posts.

I penned some of my best poetry on those walls.

[WARF]

I don't fuck with animals....

It's 430 in the morning and I have insomnia...

I also just discovered that jiffylube.com is the worst porn site I've ever seen!!