Michael Anthony to return to Van Halen?

[WARF]

I think I just jizzed my pants!

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy-hagar-joe-satriani-blues-trio/

[twonabomber]

If he can't be in two bands, then being in three might send EVH over the edge!

[WARF]

Hey twona,

An original thread from WARF

I'm getting out the jergins and Kleenex....

This is the greatest news I've ever heard...

Is it true Mike and Hagar are divorcing???

Will Wolf go to Trenonti and make room for MA's return???

[twonabomber]

VHND did run a pic of EVH at the Kings game last night, and said he was there with Wolf and one of the Tremonti guys...hmmm...

[WARF]

If Mike joins another shitty Hagar band I hope his mullet catches fire in a pyrotechnics accident!

[VAiN]

Give me a fucking break... fatso & satch playing blues??

[WARF]

New album

Sammy Hagar & the beach rum blues band
(You know that fucker is gonna name his band after the beach rum he is pimping)
Album: Do it til we're black n blues

Track listing
1) bluesy baby (jive talkin)
2) the hokey pokey
3) poor boy Cabo Wabo blues
4) Ed never calls me ( pick up the phone )
5) Donde Es Mikey?
6) I got the blues (when Ed leffler left)
7) twister soundtrack blues ( a tear in my eye)
8) Dave is better than me blues (knockin on his door backstage)
9) Will I ever have a decent frontman? (Satch blues)

[twonabomber]

Give me a fucking break... fatso & satch playing blues??

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

[WARF]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

Sam has lots of blues to sing after Dave just ripped him a new asshole on ADKOT!

[Diamondjimi]

Trio??? So let's see...
Satriani on guitar, Tubby on "vocals" , some poor bastard on drums....
Who is on bass? Tubby?!

[fraroc]

Sam has lots of blues to sing after Dave just ripped him a new asshole on ADKOT!

Actually Sammy is so fucking delusional that he actually thinks that Chickenfoot and Chickenfoot III are better than ADKOT. Remember after Tattoo came out and Sammy began to run his stupid-ass mouth about how much he is a better songwriter than the VH brothers and said that they're out of ideas? They can't be out of ideas because Dave thought enough to fucking write COMPLETLEY new lyrics for the old songs and the VH brothers wrote new songs that (in my opinion, of course) are the best gems on the entire album.

[FORD]

We have known since "Apolitical Blues" on OhThisBlowsGoats2 in 1988 that Sammy Hagar is completely incapable of singing the Blues.

Surely Satriani must know this?

[VAiN]

We have known since "Apolitical Blues" on OhThisBlowsGoats2 in 1988 that Sammy Hagar is completely incapable of singing the Blues.

Surely Satriani must know this?

Satriani is incapable of playing the blues, so I guess not.

[Kristy]

Satriani is incapable of playing the blues, so I guess not.

Didn't stop Jimmy Page from trying.

And Micheal Anthony is a pussy.

[DONNIEP]

Is this what Warf texted me about? I better see what this is...