Michael Anthony to return to Van Halen?

[WARF]

Is this what Warf texted me about? I better see what this is...

Mike is NOT mentioned in being in the band.

Who fucking knows... But it's great conversation to have a Mikey returning to Van Halen for the offseason speculation. If Mike isn't joining Hagar this would fuel the fire. The band is a trio so that would leave either no drummer or someone else on bass. If there is a drummer who the fuck is playing bass Bette Midler?? If we hear a drummer is announced that would end Mike from being in the band . Whatever the case this album is gonna suck balls!

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I'm sold. Fire Wolfie!!!

[DONNIEP]

What am I saying? It ain't Van Halen without Wolfie! Fire Mikey! Again!

[DONNIEP]

No...I got it! Fire Dave! No, fire Ed! Hell, fire somebody!

[Nickdfresh]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

C'mon dude, they were never "friends" to begin with...

[DONNIEP]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

[WARF]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

Wow. There was a time Ed was heavier than Bette Midler?!

[chefcraig]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

Venus: Hey, nice pool.

Herb: Yeah, do ya know how long it takes to blow one of those things up with your mouth?

[DONNIEP]

Wow. There was a time Ed was heavier than Bette Midler?!

Now you know the inspiration for the song When It's Love...

[fraroc]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

What the fuck is that....thing on Sammy's head? It looks like a fucking Davy Crockett cap.

[DONNIEP]

Ed liked it short back then.

[ELVIS]

That's a tree...

He's really bald...

[WARF]

What the fuck is that....thing on Sammy's head? It looks like a fucking Davy Crockett cap.

Notice the bulge in Hagar's shorts knowing he'll be all alone with Ed on a boat...

[DONNIEP]

Those guys were tight back then. And probably really close friends too.

[Kristy]

Those guys were tight back then. And probably really close friends too.

Excerpt from Sammy's alien book:

"Fuck you," Eddie laughed, "I want to cum."

"Not yet" replied Sammy.

They were alone together in the 5150 Studio as they had been so many times before. Sammy went back to his task only this time he working on Ed's damp little hole. His tongue burrowed into his rectum as far as it could go. Ed's moans grew louder as Sam began to rim his ass.

"Jesus, dude…you're paying…fuck…you're paying an awful lot of attention to that hole…"

"No kidding," Sammy snarled "why do you think that is?"

Ed looked over his right shoulder at him with hooded, lust filled eyes. "You're going to put it in my ass," he purred.


To be continued.