Michael Anthony to return to Van Halen?

[WARF]

I think I just jizzed my pants!

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy...ni-blues-trio/

[twonabomber]

If he can't be in two bands, then being in three might send EVH over the edge!

[WARF]

Hey twona,

An original thread from WARF

I'm getting out the jergins and Kleenex....

This is the greatest news I've ever heard...

Is it true Mike and Hagar are divorcing???

Will Wolf go to Trenonti and make room for MA's return???

[twonabomber]

VHND did run a pic of EVH at the Kings game last night, and said he was there with Wolf and one of the Tremonti guys...hmmm...

[WARF]

If Mike joins another shitty Hagar band I hope his mullet catches fire in a pyrotechnics accident!

[VAiN]

Give me a fucking break... fatso & satch playing blues??

[WARF]

New album

Sammy Hagar & the beach rum blues band
(You know that fucker is gonna name his band after the beach rum he is pimping)
Album: Do it til we're black n blues

Track listing
1) bluesy baby (jive talkin)
2) the hokey pokey
3) poor boy Cabo Wabo blues
4) Ed never calls me ( pick up the phone )
5) Donde Es Mikey?
6) I got the blues (when Ed leffler left)
7) twister soundtrack blues ( a tear in my eye)
8) Dave is better than me blues (knockin on his door backstage)
9) Will I ever have a decent frontman? (Satch blues)

[twonabomber]

Give me a fucking break... fatso & satch playing blues??

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

[WARF]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

Sam has lots of blues to sing after Dave just ripped him a new asshole on ADKOT!

[Diamondjimi]

Trio??? So let's see...
Satriani on guitar, Tubby on "vocals" , some poor bastard on drums....
Who is on bass? Tubby?!

[fraroc]

Sam has lots of blues to sing after Dave just ripped him a new asshole on ADKOT!

Actually Sammy is so fucking delusional that he actually thinks that Chickenfoot and Chickenfoot III are better than ADKOT. Remember after Tattoo came out and Sammy began to run his stupid-ass mouth about how much he is a better songwriter than the VH brothers and said that they're out of ideas? They can't be out of ideas because Dave thought enough to fucking write COMPLETLEY new lyrics for the old songs and the VH brothers wrote new songs that (in my opinion, of course) are the best gems on the entire album.

[FORD]

We have known since "Apolitical Blues" on OhThisBlowsGoats2 in 1988 that Sammy Hagar is completely incapable of singing the Blues.

Surely Satriani must know this?

[VAiN]

We have known since "Apolitical Blues" on OhThisBlowsGoats2 in 1988 that Sammy Hagar is completely incapable of singing the Blues.

Surely Satriani must know this?

Satriani is incapable of playing the blues, so I guess not.

[Kristy]

Satriani is incapable of playing the blues, so I guess not.

Didn't stop Jimmy Page from trying.

And Micheal Anthony is a pussy.

[DONNIEP]

Is this what Warf texted me about? I better see what this is...

[WARF]

Is this what Warf texted me about? I better see what this is...

Mike is NOT mentioned in being in the band.

Who fucking knows... But it's great conversation to have a Mikey returning to Van Halen for the offseason speculation. If Mike isn't joining Hagar this would fuel the fire. The band is a trio so that would leave either no drummer or someone else on bass. If there is a drummer who the fuck is playing bass Bette Midler?? If we hear a drummer is announced that would end Mike from being in the band . Whatever the case this album is gonna suck balls!

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I'm sold. Fire Wolfie!!!

[DONNIEP]

What am I saying? It ain't Van Halen without Wolfie! Fire Mikey! Again!

[DONNIEP]

No...I got it! Fire Dave! No, fire Ed! Hell, fire somebody!

[Nickdfresh]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

C'mon dude, they were never "friends" to begin with...

[DONNIEP]

The only blues Hagar does is cryin' about not being "friends" with EVH any more.

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

[WARF]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

Wow. There was a time Ed was heavier than Bette Midler?!

[chefcraig]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

Venus: Hey, nice pool.

Herb: Yeah, do ya know how long it takes to blow one of those things up with your mouth?

[DONNIEP]

Wow. There was a time Ed was heavier than Bette Midler?!

Now you know the inspiration for the song When It's Love...

[fraroc]

Sam's still mad about not being invited to party on Ed's mega yacht...

What the fuck is that....thing on Sammy's head? It looks like a fucking Davy Crockett cap.

[DONNIEP]

Ed liked it short back then.

[ELVIS]

That's a tree...

He's really bald...

[WARF]

What the fuck is that....thing on Sammy's head? It looks like a fucking Davy Crockett cap.

Notice the bulge in Hagar's shorts knowing he'll be all alone with Ed on a boat...

[DONNIEP]

Those guys were tight back then. And probably really close friends too.

[Kristy]

Those guys were tight back then. And probably really close friends too.

Excerpt from Sammy's alien book:

"Fuck you," Eddie laughed, "I want to cum."

"Not yet" replied Sammy.

They were alone together in the 5150 Studio as they had been so many times before. Sammy went back to his task only this time he working on Ed's damp little hole. His tongue burrowed into his rectum as far as it could go. Ed's moans grew louder as Sam began to rim his ass.

"Jesus, dude…you're paying…fuck…you're paying an awful lot of attention to that hole…"

"No kidding," Sammy snarled "why do you think that is?"

Ed looked over his right shoulder at him with hooded, lust filled eyes. "You're going to put it in my ass," he purred.


To be continued.

[FORD]

What the fuck is that....thing on Sammy's head? It looks like a fucking Davy Crockett cap.

This was during Hagar's "If I try really hard to look like Howard Jones, maybe people will think I'm cool" phase.....



Ironically enough, the record Eddie made with the actual Howard Jones was better than Van Hagar.

[DONNIEP]

This was during Hagar's "If I try really hard to look like Howard Jones, maybe people will think I'm cool" phase.....



Ironically enough, the record Eddie made with the actual Howard Jones was better than Van Hagar.

Why is Ed wearing Michael Jackson's blazer?

[DONNIEP]

And Al looks suspiciously like someone else we all know...

[FORD]

Shit.... never mind my previous statement. It was Thomas Dolby whom Ed made a record with, not Howard Jones. I get those 80s Brit synth players mixed up sometimes.....

[FORD]

And Al looks suspiciously like someone else we all know...

That explains how he got all those Van Halen tickets he was scalping... back when $20 was considered an outrageous price for a concert ticket

[FORD]

Why is Ed wearing Michael Jackson's blazer?

He ripped it off from the studio when he recorded the "Beat It" solo.

[DONNIEP]

He ripped it off from the studio when he recorded the "Beat It" solo.

Now that I would believe.

[DONNIEP]

That explains how he got all those Van Halen tickets he was scalping... back when $20 was considered an outrageous price for a concert ticket

And it explains why Damone had no luck with the ladies...

[FORD]

Thing is, Michael never even noticed... he bought those damn things in bulk.

[DONNIEP]

Thing is, Michael never even noticed... he bought those damn things in bulk.

He really did. When all his stuff went up for auction after he overdosed I was shocked at just how many sequined up jackets the guy had.