I think I just jizzed my pants!
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy...ni-blues-trio/
I think I just jizzed my pants!
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/sammy...ni-blues-trio/
If he can't be in two bands, then being in three might send EVH over the edge!
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Hey twona,
An original thread from WARF
I'm getting out the jergins and Kleenex....
This is the greatest news I've ever heard...
Is it true Mike and Hagar are divorcing???
Will Wolf go to Trenonti and make room for MA's return???
VHND did run a pic of EVH at the Kings game last night, and said he was there with Wolf and one of the Tremonti guys...hmmm...
If Mike joins another shitty Hagar band I hope his mullet catches fire in a pyrotechnics accident!
New album
Sammy Hagar & the beach rum blues band
(You know that fucker is gonna name his band after the beach rum he is pimping)
Album: Do it til we're black n blues
Track listing
1) bluesy baby (jive talkin)
2) the hokey pokey
3) poor boy Cabo Wabo blues
4) Ed never calls me ( pick up the phone )
5) Donde Es Mikey?
6) I got the blues (when Ed leffler left)
7) twister soundtrack blues ( a tear in my eye)
8) Dave is better than me blues (knockin on his door backstage)
9) Will I ever have a decent frontman? (Satch blues)
Trio??? So let's see...
Satriani on guitar, Tubby on "vocals" , some poor bastard on drums....
Who is on bass? Tubby?!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Actually Sammy is so fucking delusional that he actually thinks that Chickenfoot and Chickenfoot III are better than ADKOT. Remember after Tattoo came out and Sammy began to run his stupid-ass mouth about how much he is a better songwriter than the VH brothers and said that they're out of ideas? They can't be out of ideas because Dave thought enough to fucking write COMPLETLEY new lyrics for the old songs and the VH brothers wrote new songs that (in my opinion, of course) are the best gems on the entire album.
How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R
We have known since "Apolitical Blues" on OhThisBlowsGoats2 in 1988 that Sammy Hagar is completely incapable of singing the Blues.
Surely Satriani must know this?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Is this what Warf texted me about? I better see what this is...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Mike is NOT mentioned in being in the band.
Who fucking knows... But it's great conversation to have a Mikey returning to Van Halen for the offseason speculation. If Mike isn't joining Hagar this would fuel the fire. The band is a trio so that would leave either no drummer or someone else on bass. If there is a drummer who the fuck is playing bass Bette Midler?? If we hear a drummer is announced that would end Mike from being in the band . Whatever the case this album is gonna suck balls!
Ok, I'm sold. Fire Wolfie!!!
What am I saying? It ain't Van Halen without Wolfie! Fire Mikey! Again!
No...I got it! Fire Dave! No, fire Ed! Hell, fire somebody!
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Ed liked it short back then.
That's a tree...
He's really bald...
Those guys were tight back then. And probably really close friends too.
Excerpt from Sammy's alien book:
"Fuck you," Eddie laughed, "I want to cum."
"Not yet" replied Sammy.
They were alone together in the 5150 Studio as they had been so many times before. Sammy went back to his task only this time he working on Ed's damp little hole. His tongue burrowed into his rectum as far as it could go. Ed's moans grew louder as Sam began to rim his ass.
"Jesus, dude…you're paying…fuck…you're paying an awful lot of attention to that hole…"
"No kidding," Sammy snarled "why do you think that is?"
Ed looked over his right shoulder at him with hooded, lust filled eyes. "You're going to put it in my ass," he purred.
To be continued.
And Al looks suspiciously like someone else we all know...
Shit.... never mind my previous statement. It was Thomas Dolby whom Ed made a record with, not Howard Jones. I get those 80s Brit synth players mixed up sometimes.....
Thing is, Michael never even noticed... he bought those damn things in bulk.
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